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Finally! Get these clowns out of here

My nephew finally caught those pesky teacup clowns! He said he'll try to find them a nice home. He told me to share a link to his adoption network, which he made himself. He's such a smart boy. I'm lucky to have a computer engineer as my nephew. Anyway, here is the link he told me to share if anyone wants to finally take care of these little clowns.

https://cloptioncarnival.etsy.com

I wish you the best of luck with them, to whoever adopts them ♥️

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Soon, these teacup clowns will be out of my house! Hooray!

I've asked my nephew if he could help (he is a computer engineer and he helped me before when I had bunnies destroying my petunias). He said he will take care of the catching and adopting process. Once this is done, I'll finally be free! I will let you all know as soon as these little monsters are out of my home.

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I got a picture of one of them! I know it's not perfectly clear, but these teacup clowns are surpisingly fast. If anyone recognizes the costume pattern or their general breed, please reach out to me. I hope I'll be able to catch them soon. (This one right here sounded like he was scratching my couch, even though he doesn't seem to have hands, or claws.)

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How can I trap a scare clown?

Does anyone know the type of food that could attract scare clowns? or jesters? I'm trying to catch the little rascals running around my home, and these past few days, I haven't been making any progress. Any suggestions? Like sweets, or meat, or cheese?

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Does anyone know of an incidence where clowns bleed a pink goo? I've been seeing it around the house a few time, and it's a pain to wash. I'm really looking foward to separating those little rascals who keep on fighting in my house. I think one of them hides from the others by going in the basement.

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Does anyone know where I could put clowns up for adoption?

I tried SPCA, where I live, and they don't seem to allow clowns. I looked up other animal shelters and such, and all of them rejected the application for these teacup clowns. I'm ready to look into Esty or Ebay or Facebook Market place. Does anyone know of a place where I could garanty a fast adoption process of these little guys?

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Would you know about teacup scare clowns who invade house? I've been having trouble with a clown pest infastation in my home and I'm wondering who to contact to adopt them. They aren't violent towards me, but they keep attacking one another and leaving blood, or some kind of pink goo, around my house. Also, they keep on breaking stuff. Would you know anything about this kind of clown?

Teacup Juggalo-Scare Clown Update

So I decided to make my backyard more habitable for the little guy. I found an old doll house I have from when I was younger and made it a bit more decrepit. I put it next to my back porch, I also left some fluffy materials so that they can make a bed. I've caught glimpses of them, and they don't seem to be injured, but they look to be having a hard time catching prey so I think I'm gonna leave food out for them.

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Perhaps the breed I've seen around my house are creepy clown. They only have rosy cheek markings... I don't think they even have a mouth. Would you know how to get them out of someone's house? For now, I'm thinking of adoption.

Differences in breeds ya know!

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Could anyone tell me if there is a breed of murder clowns? I have three creepy boys running around with cutlery and I can't tell where they come from. The first time I saw them, they were in my backyard at night (and I still don't know how they got in; thanfully, they're small and only seem to attack one another). According to their costumes, it would seem they're a mix of jester and pierrot, maybe even acrobat(?). (They all have a short pointy hat and a simple costume with limited partterns; polka dots, to be more specific). DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING???

I found a chart for some simpler clown breeds in case anyone was wondering about the breed of their beloved clown companion(s)

(I don't know who to credit as this has been re-posted on many platforms many times)

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What would you call a «litter» of clowns?

Hi,

I've recently been dealing with a couple of clowns creeping around my apartment. I obviously don't want to keep them, as they keep fighting and putting blood everywhere. The only thing that seems to calm them down a bit is food; so, I've been feeding them for a while. However, I REALLY WANT THEM OUT OF HERE! Consequently, I was wondering, if I were to put them up for adoption or something, how would I call a group of three clowns? Specifically, triplets. These ones suprisingly all have the same face paint.