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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.

Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.

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ive seen ppl using /gen, but what abt /nom, /voc, /acc, /dat and /abl?

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I was tagged by @mmmerlenoir

1) Are you named after someone? My parents chose my name partly from a distant relative and partly from a semi-famous witch

2) When is the last time you cried? Last week

3) Do you like your handwriting? Actually I do. Sometimes I even think it's pretty.

4) What is your favourite lunch meat? I don't know why the time of day matters... but I do like chicken and beef

5) Do you have kids? Nope

6) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I hope so. I mean, I am likeable, right?

7) Do you use sarcasm? Not as often as I used to

8) Do you still have your tonsils? Yes

9) Would you bungee jump? Absolutely not. No thank you.

10) What is your favourite kind of cereal? My go to cereal is oatmeal with raisins, fruit and honey.

11) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I stopped untieying my sneakers in highschool and never looked back

12) Do you think you're a strong person? Not physically

13) What is your favourite ice cream flavour? I could never decide on a favorite. I do like fruity flavors. But I also enjoy basic ones like vanilla and chocolate.

14) What is the first thing you notice about people? The shape/form of their body and their hight.

15) Red or pink? Red

16) What do you least like about yourself physically? I inherite bad teeth. It's really annoying.

17) What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? I'm wearing gray Batman PJ bottoms and light grey slippers with chicken on them

18) What was the last thing you ate? Homemade cupcakes

19) What are you listening to right now? whatever my family is watching on the TV

20) If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Sunshine Yellow

21) Favourite smell? I like lavender

22) Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My nephew who lives on the other side of the ocean

23) Favourite sport to watch? Dancing

24) Hair colour? Brown

25) Eye colour? Brown

26) Do you wear contacts? Rarely

27) Favourite food to eat? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SETTLE ON ONLY ONE FOOD?? Food is my favorite food.

28) Scary movies or comedy? Comedy

29) Last movie you watched? "Moving On"

30) What colour shirt are you wearing? Blue

31) Summer or winter? Summer

32) Hugs or kisses? Both

33) What book are you currently reading? Tolldreiste Geschichten by Honoré de Balzac

34) Who do you miss right now? I haven't seen my sister and my nephew in a while

35) What is on your mouse pad? I don't have one..

36) What is the last tv program you watched? Okay, I checked: there's currently running one of the many german crime series. Does that count?

37) What is the best sound? Drums are great. So are birds.

38) Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Rolling Stones

39) What is the farthest you have ever travelled? I'm from Germany and I've been to Boise, Idaho. Apparently, that are 8.305 km (5160 miles)

40) Do you have a special talent? All my talents are special.

41) Where were you born? Germany

I tag my cats in crime @harpywritesfic and @darkkitty1208.

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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

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Sun goddess ☀️

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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I bring a certain Europeanness to saying "ma'am/sir this is a Wendy's" where I don't really know what a Wendy's is.

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You think you understand a culture from seeing it on tv but you don’t really. You aren’t there. In the trenches. Trying to get a snack at 3am.

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“how am i supposed to be ready for the future, when i am not even ready to get up in the morning?”

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