janvier-pasteur

[janvier-pasteur]

Morality Meme

[janvier-pasteur]

i can never be too sure about these things, sol.

bringing the bioweapon back wednesday

[janvier-pasteur]

do not bring back the bioweapon- do not eat the bioweapon either.

bringing the bioweapon back wednesday

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ah, well, they're definitely curious little fellows nonetheless. I've only got a hoothoot myself but he is certainly a little rascal. Not one for tearing up papers but if he sees unguarded food, well, that's his now.

noctowl?? i think one of my coworkers would like you

(@purriors)

Everyone likes noctowl.

[janvier-pasteur]

I do like noctowl! a very noble, wise pokemon.

noctowl?? i think one of my coworkers would like you

(@purriors)

Everyone likes noctowl.

[janvier-pasteur]

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i will pass this along yo him posthaste!

G is for gracidea! What are you grateful for?

I like being around mars!! He's a coworker (my boss on a technicality)'s hoothoot. He knows how to judge people. I admire his power.

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at the very least, please keep a hammer on your person.

SHIT @janvier-pasteur WHERE'S THE EMERGENCY HAMMER AGAIN

One of the pokeballs malfunctioned and someone got zapped in

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it's on the wall, should be next to the washing station. you need to stop doing this, pretzel. no. all of you. at the very least don't have "pokeball fights" at work.

SHIT @janvier-pasteur WHERE'S THE EMERGENCY HAMMER AGAIN

One of the pokeballs malfunctioned and someone got zapped in

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I don't know- before the end of the month at the earliest. he's currently in.. fairly dire condition in the hospital. my apologies.

glad to see my co-workers having some fun, but please remember not to stream on company time.

-@janvier-pasteur

When will Sol come back?

[janvier-pasteur]

haiiii >w< how's everything going

(@purriors)

everything is fine. Check your email, or, if you would prefer, I could mail it to you physically. Sorry for how our meeting st the hospital went, get well soon.

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"goddamnit, Sol." says Jan, he pauses for a moment "I- you're my superior. I shouldn't have talked back to you. Thank you for- for forgiving me."

She's more obviously shaky now. Jan's started pacing in the small space on the floor not occupied by pokemon. "I hope- that- that you- get well soon- and- and- and. goodbye." He leaves the room, and closes the door a little too gently, like she's making a point of not slamming it.

//thread starter for @purriors

Jan stands outside of the hospital. his fists are in his labcoat's pockets- she came here straight from work. she looks up at the building, nervous. She has to visit Sol, it's her goddamn job. and he failed at it. but he has to do it anyways.

He steps up to the doors, a grumpy expression on his face. he walks up to the secretary. "it's visiting hour, right?" she asks. the secretary shrinks behind their desk a little, and nods. "I would like to visit Sol Flare- she's in room (###)" He sends Sol a quick message- I'm here. I will be seeing you soon. I'm sorry.

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"Glad to know the hospital's doing its job, Sol." replies Jan. he didn't pick up on the irritated ton. "but I did... cause the thing that caused... this. and I am sorry and I should have been more forceful and I should have done more. I have been a coward and I got you hurt and I am sorry."

//thread starter for @purriors

Jan stands outside of the hospital. his fists are in his labcoat's pockets- she came here straight from work. she looks up at the building, nervous. She has to visit Sol, it's her goddamn job. and he failed at it. but he has to do it anyways.

He steps up to the doors, a grumpy expression on his face. he walks up to the secretary. "it's visiting hour, right?" she asks. the secretary shrinks behind their desk a little, and nods. "I would like to visit Sol Flare- she's in room (###)" He sends Sol a quick message- I'm here. I will be seeing you soon. I'm sorry.

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"Mr Flare." Starts Jan. She stops talking, to think, and fidgets with the buttons on her lab coat. She's unsure what to say. "It's no secret that your management strategies were... Suboptimal."

She assumed other people also disliked it. After all, what was better than being told precisely what to do? All you had to do was go along with it and there was no chance of failure.

"you were the one whose innards I saw. I think having your sides on full view is worse than seeing someone else's. Solaris, you don't need to worry about me. Spare me your anxieties, it's clear you're in... some sort of... situation."

//thread starter for @purriors

Jan stands outside of the hospital. his fists are in his labcoat's pockets- she came here straight from work. she looks up at the building, nervous. She has to visit Sol, it's her goddamn job. and he failed at it. but he has to do it anyways.

He steps up to the doors, a grumpy expression on his face. he walks up to the secretary. "it's visiting hour, right?" she asks. the secretary shrinks behind their desk a little, and nods. "I would like to visit Sol Flare- she's in room (###)" He sends Sol a quick message- I'm here. I will be seeing you soon. I'm sorry.

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"stop adjusting your bandages." says Jan. "and- they don't. I don't want." Jan stops mid-scentence. what sol asked first has hit her. "I'm fine. i'm shaken, but. Reasonably so. There's no reason I can't- can't behave normally. There's no reason I shouldn't work. The people there, they need someone keeping them on task- I know I would were I in their shoes."

She pauses. "I don't want to let them down, to- to deprive them of order." she has no idea if they like how he leads the lab. he's guessing, frankly. She doesn't know much about how other people feel about her. He never cared, really, so long as she was doing the proper thing- the safest thing, the most conventional thing. "sorry."

//thread starter for @purriors

Jan stands outside of the hospital. his fists are in his labcoat's pockets- she came here straight from work. she looks up at the building, nervous. She has to visit Sol, it's her goddamn job. and he failed at it. but he has to do it anyways.

He steps up to the doors, a grumpy expression on his face. he walks up to the secretary. "it's visiting hour, right?" she asks. the secretary shrinks behind their desk a little, and nods. "I would like to visit Sol Flare- she's in room (###)" He sends Sol a quick message- I'm here. I will be seeing you soon. I'm sorry.

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"oh, no, no, no- i'm. i'm not the one to be worried about. you're in the hospital. your organs are back- back inside you, and, er. It was a passing moment, Sol. We need to... to let this pass."

Jan's eyes are fixed on the wall behind Sol. he's not usually eye contact- prone, but she seems especially avoidant today. he doesn't seem to believe his own words- he's shakier now. she sits down again. she starts standing up, but then he sits down again.

"The lab is doing well. Maple has not yet stopped by. If you- well, you're hospitalized. not much you can do. my apologies, sir- ma'am- Mr Flare."

//thread starter for @purriors

Jan stands outside of the hospital. his fists are in his labcoat's pockets- she came here straight from work. she looks up at the building, nervous. She has to visit Sol, it's her goddamn job. and he failed at it. but he has to do it anyways.

He steps up to the doors, a grumpy expression on his face. he walks up to the secretary. "it's visiting hour, right?" she asks. the secretary shrinks behind their desk a little, and nods. "I would like to visit Sol Flare- she's in room (###)" He sends Sol a quick message- I'm here. I will be seeing you soon. I'm sorry.