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sunnysummerhale:

presleystreet:

I didn’t do anything. 

This whole thing is distracting us from the point. Where’s the notepad?

@sunnysummerhale

John Hancock would not be proud of my penmanship, so here.

Well, you have the pen, so...

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steph-mariano:

“Well good for you,” Steph replied, holding up her drinks. “Cheers.”

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steph-mariano:

“Dunno. Maybe. You gonna go after her?”

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

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steph-mariano:

“God –”

So are you going after him or not?

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steph-mariano:

“Definitely three. We’re celebrating, remember.”

Uh huh. In our honeymoon suite.

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steph-mariano:

“That even a question, Darl?”

Well, you could’ve said three. 

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steph-mariano:

“Well would ya’ look at that.”

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Do you want one drink or two, honey?

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sunnysummerhale:

Stop picking at each other!

@jaredelancy @presleystreet

She started it.

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presleystreet:

Have you ever seen Spike? FX? Game of Thrones?

Not Game of Thrones but Spike has Unsolved Mysteries and FX has the movies. And Fargo and It’s Always Sunny.

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sunnysummerhale:

Why do you think that is?

Because there’s blackberry in it.

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sunnysummerhale:

A bit bitter, but I still like it.

Mmm... tastes pretty sour to me. 

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presleystreet:

“You know. ‘Sup, ladies?”

“They turn people away that might have been matches because their hair isn’t blonde enough, or their ass doesn’t bounce right, or whatever. They don’t have real conversations with anyone here. They’re following a script society built into them over the years. They’re scoping out competition and sizing each other up as much as they are their potential matches. Look at Chad, Rich, and Jake with Clarke. You see what I’m talking about?”

I do. To be fair though, we are on MTV. This is the dudest bro in the history of television, forget reality TV. 

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steph-mariano:

“You never know –” Steph reached up to poke him on the cheek. “Being a ray of sunshine might suit ya’.”

Fuck me twice and call me aesthetic. 

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sunnysummerhale:

May I have a taste?

@jaredelancy 

Yep.

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steph-mariano:

“Might do you some good to try it once in a while.”

Hey, I never said I minded being lost. I’m a ray of fuckin’ sunshine. 

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presleystreet:

Oh, good, me either.

You’re a lot of fun. When I talk, it feels like you’re actually listening. Maybe I’m playing it safe after I saw the way all those dude bros acted on the other seasons, but you really seem genuine. Is that okay?

Of course it is. Forget the Coke, though, I wanna know what a dude bro acts like.

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steph-mariano:

“That’d sure be interesting.”

“Yeah? Well – only week two. Sure we’ll both figure it out.”

Ahhhh, optimism.