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beautiful women named air quality alert are messaging me

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Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

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happy Thursday the 20th

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every movie villain scientist: begin human trials

me: what a joke, you have no data. you fraud, no journal will publish you. you aren’t ready for human trials. you are a joke on the scientific method

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@people who dont draw

you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy

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because pride month is around the corner, and ive already seen art using the pink lesbian flag, i feel the need to say that non lesbians need to understand that this:

is the lesbian flag!!! The all pink one was made by a transphobe and biphobe!!! We use this!! Here’s the one for merch!

please please use this one instead!!! As a lesbian im less inclined to rb art using the pink one which makes me sad bc everyone’s pride art is always amazing. Non lesbians pls learn this already im going to scream

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

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No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

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here is a new year’s resolutions for y’all: DONT FUCKING PRANK CALL BUSINESSES. believe it or not, it’s not actually funny to be prank called. in the past 5 days i’ve worked i’ve been prank called 15 times. so please don’t prank call you aren’t cool or funny

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage

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when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

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Act 3, Scene 1

Benvolio, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill it with Cheetos??

Mercutio, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.

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The best production of Romeo and Juliet I’ve ever seen

Mercutio, for some god foresaken reason, was wearing a pink feather boa the entire time. No one mentioned it, no one even looked weirdly at him. Everyone else was wearing like period appropriate clothes but then there was Mercutio with his boa either just around his neck, or around his waist like a belt. During his Queen Mab scene it was tied around his head like a bandana. Every time he came on stage it was somewhere new. The best part, oh the best part of it all, was that in this production they had Benvolio appear in a couple scenes after his death. He didn’t speak of course cause he didn’t have any lines, but he stood in the back. And guess what he had in his hands. A pink. Feather. Boa.

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Me and my mutuals logging tf in