heypesky
heypesky
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I'm endlessly anxious about picking names.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
heypesky 2 years ago
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Solution: Build a new parrot display, in the middle of a 18+ beer garden at the zoo. 10/10 would enjoy lounging in a beer garden being sworn at by foul mouthed parrots. I am an excellent business person, fund me.聽
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heypesky 2 years ago
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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heypesky 2 years ago
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hello brave adventurer
My partner walked into the kitchen pretending to be an npc, repeating dialog and inviting me on a quest. So, naturally, I stopped moving and dead stared at the wall.
After a minute he recognized I was pretending to be a player character that had just stepped away from the controller. Peak improv comedy 馃槄
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heypesky 3 years ago
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Extremely relatable 馃ゴ馃ゴ
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heypesky 3 years ago
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Why were talent shows a thing when we were kids and mortified to perform, and less popular now that we're adults who may have one odd talent it's kinda fun to show off 馃
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heypesky 3 years ago
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A full moon in November is called a Beaver Moon. A lunar eclipse is called a Blood Moon.
Soooo tonight we will all enjoy a Beaver Blood Moon.
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heypesky 3 years ago
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MidJourney v4 is very good at a lot of things, but it鈥檚 careened straight into uncanny valley with these hands, which are somehow *so much worse* by merit of being pretty much photorealistic.聽
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heypesky 3 years ago
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In addition to, "how confident do I feel this person is taking COVID as seriously as I am," in my decision-making around sharing air with somebody, I also ask myself, "how mad would I be if I caught COVID from this person?" when doing my risk calculations. What I mean here is: Am I hanging out with this person out of a sense of social obligation somehow, but I don't actually like their company and would be grumpy if I caught COVID from them? Or would I be like, "this sucks but I knew it was a risk and I value that I saw my friend."
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heypesky 3 years ago
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Hey soon to be laid off employees of Twitter, heads up... https://edd.ca.gov/en/Jobs_and_Training/Layoff_Services_WARN
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heypesky 3 years ago
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MidJourney has been amazing for making seamless textures, helping with some clipart frames, and generating image backgrounds. However every output I have takes follow up refinement and effort to make it usable, it's a tool, not a threat, to artists and designers. This gave me a good cackle - MJ is notoriously rubbish at generating the appropriate number of fingys 馃槀
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heypesky 3 years ago
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Why is she so obsessed with zucchinis?!
I prepare them fried with a little olive oil for her, she's eaten a full half a zucchini before I cut her off just since it's a bit more fiber than she's used to. Zucchini is a safe vegetable for cats and contains several healthy nutrients, it's a good option for cats on a diet (like bopkins here).
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heypesky 3 years ago
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This little gremlin turns her nose up to all people food, and is generally incredibly picky. Today, she stole a piece of salami right off my plate and houses it before I could stop her. What?! 馃槄
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