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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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And no periods 😭

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tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

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Okay but can you really blame someone with chronic migraine for having horrific food poisoning symptoms from 3-4am and then just going meh no one needs to know about this it’s probably just the usual

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someone put tom daley in witness protection right now

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At the school of cunning...

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Picture this:

You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.

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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

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Pope Francis is dead

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At least we have Todd

Another random Todd propaganda. If I can figure out how to jus make em publicly available I'd happily hand out hq quality ones for peeps to print themselves

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My university actively encourages the use of generative AI to the point I've seen tutors trying to convince people to use it.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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The bar was 'not evil' and she overshot it

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Tumblr is seeing jaw dropping art with a metal ass title and then reading the post to see it's Minecraft fanart

Creation of God

during prison break c!Techno gave c!Dream a Syndicate cloak with characteristic patterns with eyes of ender (which Syndicate adopted as their symbol partially as a method of "disguise", since they are primarily recognized as symbol of the church of Exdee), which made c!Dream, with his face uncovered, look a lot more like Exdee (remember that one for future stuff wink wink)

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!