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my custom space marine chapter was featured on home brew of the week

https://youtu.be/DB8joPQmue0

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Incase you're still undecided:

And this is just the very tip of the bloated, orange iceberg.

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(muffled screaming)

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Supreme grand master Samuel Blindus

Grand master of librarium allenous

Grand master of the chaplency texous

Chapter champion couragious

Grand master Vincent of apothicarium

Lieutenant quillium

Lieutenant seatious



First company ancient muttso



First company grand master blackwater

My HQ members

The grand master of the first company is my first ya I ever painted

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The battle line squads like the last post the last two the last one is the before and the second to last is where I am now

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Here are my fire support squads the last two are my earliest works and some of my most recent

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My fast assault squads

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My veteran squads

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My vehicles of my chapter the dreadnought is the former chapter master

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HELP SAVE ALFRED (paperboxhouse)

Important:

Alfred (PaperBoxHouse) just set up a ko-fi after being admitted to the hospital due to severe, ongoing health issues.

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So the Citadel/Warhammer Cafe in Texas is open!

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Humans are weird: Warhammer 40k Board game

Alien: Can you help me? Alien: I can’t find my friend.  Human: What army does he play?  Alien: I think he called them “orks”.  Human: One moment.  *human takes a deep breath*  Human: WAAAAAGH! *From other side of the convention center* Human 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! Human: They’re over there. ———————————————————————————————————–

Alien: What would anyone want to play as these dark eldar?  Alien: Most of them are almost completely naked! Human: Well it’s either that or sisters of battle for curvy woman; and those ladies are fraking religious zealots so they just have “kill joy” written on their forehead. ———————————————————————————————————–

Human: Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about the greater good?  Alien: I suppose I d- *Human 2 comes in waving a rolled up magazine and swats Human* Human 2: Go on, get!  Human 2: Get out of here!  Human: They have the bes- *Smack of magazine against Human’s head* Human 2: Nobody wants your friggin space communism!  ———————————————————————————————————–

Alien: Can you help me? Alien: I can’t find my friend. Human: What army does he play? Alien: I believe he called it “chaos”. Human: One moment.  *human takes a deep breath* Human: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! *From other side of the convention center* Human 2: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Human: Yeah he’s over there. 

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Alien: My tyranid army is unstoppable!  Human: You do realize that it’s my shooting phase now, right? Alien: Yeah, so? Human: You’ve never fought a player who has an ork army have you?  Alien: No, but- *Human hefts garbage bag full of dice on to table.*  Alien: What is that?  Human: My shooting phase dice.  Alien: That’s how many dice you roll when shooting!?!? Human: Oh no, this is just the first batch.  ———————————————————————————————————–

Alien: So their fists are chainsaws?  Human: Correct. Alien: That’s so stupid Alien: Next you’ll tell me you put chainsaws on your swords.  Human: *under breath* probably shouldn’t mention the chain axes then. ———————————————————————————————————–

Human: You wanna know how to trigger a dark angels player? Alien: Sure. Human: *Whispers in ear* Alien: *approaches DA player* DA Player: can i help you? alien: I’ve fallen and can’t get up. DA Player: *Lunges at alien*

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 Alien: There are priests on the battlefield? Human: Yeah, but you don’t want to talk to them. Alien: Don’t they offer spiritual guidance?  Human: Sometimes.  Human: More often though they’ll beat you to death with a golden eagle or skin you alive and mount you on a tank. 

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Alien: Can you help me? Alien: I can’t find my friend. Human: What army does he play? Alien: I believe he called it “imperial guard”. Human: One moment. *human takes a deep breath*   Human: CADIA STANDS! *From other side of the convention center* Human 2: THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! Human: Over there.  ———————————————————————————————————–

Alien: So these orks were once the saviors of the galaxy that helped defeat the necron murder machines.  Human: Yup.  Alien: Then why did they turn on the old ones after they defeated the necrons? Human: Mostly the old ones fault for that.  Alien: How so? Human: When they made the orks they forgot to add an off switch.

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Alien: So one is a book nerd, Alien: another is a blood thirsty jock, Alien: the third is an overweight blob of flesh, Alien: and the last is a “slut”?  Human: Yup.  Alien: And the humans worship them as gods?  Human: Yup.  Alien: Which is the most popular? Human: Which do you think? Alien: ……. Alien: It’s the slut one, isn’t it…. Human: Bingo! 

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Alien: Why do these machines want to end all life? Human: You ever been stuck in traffic for a long time and then look to your left and see people who’ve paid extra to use the private lanes zooming by?  Alien: Yes, I have. Human: Don’t you ever feel pissed off they get things better?  Alien: Ooooooh, now I see. 

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Productive hobby day made a land raider redeemer and painted the interior and based all of my models

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My chapters first company near completion

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I’m in tears