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one of the characters im writing has a very specific fetish i do not have and have not been able to give myself yet but i’m hoping by the time i have to write sex scenes with him i’ll have developed the fetish in earnest so i can write it from a place of truth

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Annnddd we have a landing page! My Neocities author site is now functional :D Next up: blinkies, pngs, and stamps galore. And putting some fellow erotica authors on the recommendations page!

I am making an author site on Neocities!!!!! It's going to be bananas.

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From a session, by photographer James Bidgood, of model Bobby Kendall as the Greek god Pan. In the 1960s, Bidgood’s photographs often appeared in “physique” magazines that were covert gay porn. He worked on a shoestring, often building elaborate sets in his cramped New York apartment, but still managed to produce stunningly beautiful work. His highly-stylized, theatrical, fantastical aesthetic has influenced many artists in the decades since. Bidgood and Kendall were also lovers, apparently. And Kendall never worked for another artist.  

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If submissives can go into subspace, surely dominants can go into hyperspace?

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so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...

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Okay, enough HTML fiddling for now, back to the current project: a smutty Moby Dick retelling. We are FIXING Queequeg, we are looking up Gay Sailor Tattoos, we are making SEXUAL REFERENCES to the SEA and WHALES.

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Smutty Commission Info (Updated)

Updated commission guidelines are on my fancy new (in-progress) Neocities site! Reposting here for the masses (all 7 of you):

So you want to commission some smut! Read on to make this a reality:

I charge the exorbitant (read: standard professional rate) of $0.08 a word. This means a 100-word drabble will cost you $8.00.

To commission, just email me at aster.j.writes@gmail.com with your idea. I'll work pretty closely with you to produce what you're looking for.

I require 50% payment up front, 50% after the product is delivered.

Unsure of whether your request fits? Just ask! Give me your alien biology, fantasy creatures, mythical beings, sentient plants! OCs welcome! Queerness encouraged! You could say something like, "J., I really want to read about my centaur OC and alien OC with fifty tentacles making sweet love." Okay, can do! "J., I can't get the idea out of my head that I fall down a rabbit hole and get bred by a giant rabbit furry." Say less. Regarding existing characters: those in the public domain are fine. Sadly I can't write that Tony Stark x Lan Wangji fic you've been dreaming of. That's between you and AO3.

Things I don't write:

scat

hard gore

hard noncon

pedophilia

straight bestiality (aliens/monsters/etc ok!)

probably some other stuff; I'll know it when I see it

I reserve the right to decline any commission request with no explanation. Sometimes it just doesn't vibe. ¯_ (ツ)_/¯

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I am making an author site on Neocities!!!!! It's going to be bananas.

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Writing a smutty retelling of Moby Dick. Naturally, the first order of business is to dive into 1800s Maori culture and language in order to fix the massive problem of Queequeg. Like yeah they're gonna fuck nasty but we're gonna dismantle racist tropes while they do it.

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Woohoo!! I'm so happy for my spicy, fruity piece to be in @oficmag. Go read some outstanding writing!!

ISSUE #11 IS HERE!

We're back from our winter hiatus and so jazzed to be entering our THIRD YEAR of publishing fantastic fucky stories for you. In this issue, we have God and gods, and ghosts who haunt the narrative (sometimes literally and sometimes figuratively). We have ships traversing waters from life to death and ships sinking night after night. Codependent twins with blood magic. A sk8er boi with a gore fetish. And you’ll never look at mangoes the same way again.  

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NOT an April Fool's joke: issue #11 of @oficmag is out now in digital format! And a lovely surprise, the dedication references my piece, "Mango." I'm so thrilled for my fruity, spicy piece to be included in this issue.

www.oficmag.com/2025

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Just got news that I had a piece accepted into Issue #11 of @oficmag!! I'm so, so excited to be included in this awesome publication :D Soon the world will be exposed to a sexy story about a sexy fruit:

Ok, not about a mango, but she does play a starring role.

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Spent the weekend reworking a long short story into a short novella for more pub options. The universe needs wholesome human/alien femdom breeding smut!! okay!!!

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I made a bsky! Is that a thing writers are doing nowadays? No clue, but I'm over there.

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"Basilio the shaman lived in a modest but comfortable house along the road to town. Javi was his lover, a shaman in his own right. His main work was as an artist, but when a poor soul desperately needed a luck potion, Javi could be persuaded to provide."

E, M/M, magical realism, Latin America, shaman4shaman, happily ever after

Summary: Javi is a downtrodden shaman living under his father's thumb. A chance encounter in a market sets his life on a new path.

WOOHOO, my second story in Nobilis Erotica is out today!! I'm so thrilled this story has found a home. It's free to listen to and beautifully narrated!

Listen to Bitter Luck for free on Nobilis Erotica!

My first story Sacrifice is also free to listen to!

Spicy commissions open

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Have some more ✨Suggestive Boots✨

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 18, 1908