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Guys horrible news...turns out buying a cool as fuckkkk jacket doesn't actually make you cool and now I am still a depressed bisexual nerdy mess but now with a cool jacket :pensiveEmoji: 😔😔 will look into this further...

I don't want to brag or anything but I have a really cool jacket now so basically I'm completely sane and normal now.

Everyone knows you can't have mental issues if you are wearing a cool as fuck jacket, It's literarily impossible, nu uh can't be--I probably own a motorcycle even If I don't remember buying one-- that's how cool and normal I am now.

So yeah don't worry guys, I probably don't even need therapy anymore... all because of jacket.

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This is me sometimes me thinks

"are you a boy or a girl" i am a computer . hope this helps

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This mission is of utter importance, the fate of the world lies in your hand.

You have one day..

but like I know that you struggle with deadlines we can give you more time if you want, ok! Love you Ms president

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Slow mow and shidt

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

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Called it p .

woah big news day

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Followers, today I offer you this! Tomorrow? Who knows.

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Putting popcorn in the microwave is s sort of mpreg if you think about it 🤔

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Can I be blunt for a second? Uhhh *ehehrhhehrhg* AAAAAA

🚬 <- Me (Blunt cigar)

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opinions on ants

theyre tiny

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I have a new diet were I swallow popcorn kernels like pills, it saves no calories and makes me miserable 👍

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I’m listening and learning

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Important research goin on

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(later at the bar counter)Yeah can I get a virgin sex at the beach? No sex just the sand is alright thanks

(At the bar counter) yeah can I get a virgin vodka redbull