jayjaderson

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filling the gender wage gap with cement

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do you think the creators of big bang theory actually watched that shit LMAOO

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one two buckle my shoe. three four the other one please, yeah if thats not too much trouble. thanks.

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i think everyone gets 8 lives like a cat and the best one gets chosen for the purgatory gulag

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call me micro the way my soft excel

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deltarune sketchies

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the fun gang

[jayjaderson]

oh no i just chrissed myself

oh god i just megged the bed

oh christ oh no i just petered my pants

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i want you

many such cases

[jayjaderson]

oh god, oh no my pet shrew has been taken by outside parties.

that is okay

he is in public domain

whiskers at you

oh- huh. its my pet shrew. hey bud

guys say hi to my shrew

[jayjaderson]

whiskers at you

oh- huh. its my pet shrew. hey bud

guys say hi to my shrew

[jayjaderson]

when there's brain thunder, there's brain lightning

Brainstormers

coming to HBO Max

[jayjaderson]

Parry this bitch boy!

*A lot of people begin laughing at you while you fruitlessly attempt to shield bash an attack on the ego*

you are pitiful

*cowers over in shame and pain (rhyme)*

gah-!

how,, how could i let this happen to me.. no, my journey cant e-

ariana grande: ooh yeah im ariana grande and i am singing a song

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Oh ok.

(anon that called you racist)

peace and love and joy and blossoming

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YOU ARE RACIST

common misconception, i am actually awesome

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which colour would have a job. i think beige, but he is a dad who gets teased by his kids for being the colour of a rock

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the concept of calling it "cream cheese" is so fucked up like what if it doesnt want to, like what. ugh