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Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
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another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
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if shrek is not gay why does he have so many gay friends
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You go into a creepy mansion and there’s a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.
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Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
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*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?
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even if you can persuade her to keep you, she’ll no longer be enough. and the comfort will grow stale. and casting about in the dark for some proof that you mattered and finding none, you’ll know…that you gave it away…in this moment…on this island. left it in the ground………….along with that chest. if you even care
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