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It's probably just me, but-

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Heya! Would be curious what relationship hcs for the mauler twins would be like? Kind of imagine even if a new one is made the same feelings carry over type thing. Maybe the reader is very morally grey too? Also gn! Reader if possible! Ty!

Mauler Twins X Reader: General Relationship HCs

borf.... happy pride guys

hcs below the cut!

They're a package deal in every other way, why not dating?

I wouldn't say these two value monogamy in any way, moreso that it would be wildly inconvenient for you to be seeing (and possibly leaking their secrets to) other people

So you're a tightnit throuple at best

but you make it work.

If you're a supervillain, too, you're most likely the one calling the shots. A manager, if you will

The Mauler Twins are brilliant and massive, but they lack... focus.

Afternoons with them will often involved you sitting atop the large weapons of destruction being constructed, giving instructions throughout

And then taking a break for some lunch

Pot pie, of course.

If you aren't a supervillain- or if you prefer to keep work and life separate, you play more of a doting assistant in their lives.

"Guyyys! Helloooo! I brought dinner!"

They're pretty domestic when they want to be

Competetive, too

"Good afternoon, Y/n, how do you like the laser? We'll use it to blow up the Whitehouse later this month." and then, with a cocky grin "I designed it all by myself."

Followed by the other twin-- previously working on a smaller project across the warehouse-- peeping up "NOT true!! You lie, brother. He LIES." with all the outrage and sincerity of a heart attack.

Your friends and family don't know about your relationship for a plethora of reasons, not in the least bit being because they are giant blue clone supervillains.

If you're being honest its mostly because they're such assholes, you can't imagine introducing them to your parents

It's not like they've introduced you to theirs

You're not even sure they have parents.

Your lives together are pretty mundane, the occasional heist, the occasional date night, all very streamlined

The Mauler Twins are brutally efficient people, after all

They do their best to take turns with you, since they have such a hard time getting along.

You, for whatever reason, find it relatively easy to discern which of them is the most recent clone

But of course, you'd never divulge that information.

They ask repeatedly, however

"You mean, you can tell? but you're never allowed in the room when we clone ourselves! You've never seen it!!"

Smiling to yourself, you allowed your eyes to pass between the two 'identical' men in front of you

"Yeah, not so much. It's more of an experience thing? I guess? The mind is old but the body is fresh, if you will."

Refusing to elaborate, the twins spent the rest of the day debating over who was "the clone"

Morons, you couldn't help but find their naivete endearing

they were both clones, and had been for some time now.

buuuuut they were your clones, so it didn't bother you too much.

You couldn't go outside for dates, so you mostly stayed in

It wasn't an uncommon occurrence for the three of you to pimp out the warehouse you stayed in with pillows and blankets and stolen furniture-- in order to make a quite comfortable pillow fort

movie nights and themed dinners were common

Say what you will, those fuckers can knead some bread dough, and you put them to the task without mercy

One time you tried having a pizza delivered but the guy hit on you in a really creepy way and got murked.

It was a sad day for everyone

Y'know, no more pizza delivery and all.

They let you paint their nails. It's one of your favorite activities because they enjoy it a lot, no matter how much they whine and protest.

"Aaaaaand, done! Perfect, what do you think?"

"Y/n- I demand you paint my nails next."

and so on and so forth

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Pride post!!!!Aft be open ye!!!

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3am mauler twins shenanigans

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Shapesmith nsfw hcs

CW: both Amab and Afab mentioned, gender neutral pronouns used for reader

This is NSFW !!!

- First off, Shapesmith wasn’t exactly popular back on Mars. Even by Martian terms, he was,,, odd.

He’s a virgin I’m saying he’s a virgin

- brcause he’s so inexperienced, he really, really needs you to tell him what to do. Guide his hands, tell him where to kiss, lick, squeeze, and he’ll listen

He’s such a needy thing too. Even after a bit of heavy petting, he’s so desperate, his cheeks flushed pink (or deep green). He whines and begs for more, groping at you

- massive oral fixation. He loves kissing you, suckling on any part of your body he can. Suckling on your throat, fingers, chest

For afab partners, he is a terror when it comes to eating you out. Holding you down, making his hands big to keep your thighs in place, suckling on your clit hard enough to make you see stars

For amab partners- throat goat!!! He is- surprisingly good at giving head. He likes making his tongue long to wrap around Your cock several times. He loves seeing you squirm and whine as he sucks your cock hard

-chronic whimperer. He begs and whimpers and cries and it sounds like you’re torturing the poor thing, but please don’t stop him. He loves this so much, loves you so much. Poor thing just isnt used to it.

Shapesmith has a hard time keeping his form when you’re together. His cock changes lengths, his hands growing longer and bigger, hell, he sometimes slips back into his Martian form

(His Martian cock has ridges, and it feels so fucking good)

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Mauler twins x Reader general headcannons

I love em

Everything is a competition with these two. I mean- everything. Whenever they don’t have a common goal, they’re bickering. Sometimes it’s about you, most of the time it’s about some science nonsense or whoever has to deal with the Guardians of the globe.

This- miraculously doesn’t carry over to how they handle you. They’re not overly gentle or lovey, but the Maulers tend to chill out whenever you’re around. Casual touch is their love language. One’s always got a hand on you, your back, waist, shoulders- as if youll disappear if they don’t have a solid grasp on you

Give them food. Please. It is such an easy way to bribe them win them over. Good food means they’ll like you and be more willing to do favors

They don’t do pet names- they just don’t see the purpose in it. Oh, the mauler’s will call each other ‘idiot’ and ‘jackass’ and ‘the half-wit clone’, but you? You’re just you.

Maybe they’ll do a nickname or pet name if they’re in a good mood (aka just stole something important or won a fight)

Overall just very relaxed with you

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Hghhhshdhhhhh screenshot edits one day I will figure out how tall She is

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shapeplex.... Oouhhhhh I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUCHHH

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Shapesmith with a chubby partner I’m going insane :3

He’s so insane about you, how could he not be? The human body is so different than the martians. Sure- he could change his shape to look like yours, but he likes how you look naturally.

So soft, so sweet and warm, Shapesmith is so in love with you. He’s super duper physically affectionate, his hands running over Your body, playing with your tummy, biting at your cheeks-

He neeeeds to be touching you! His human, his love, his stars and moon!!! He just loves how you feel in his hands!

Shapesmith doesn’t understand when you fret about you being too heavy, too much for him. He’ll shapeshift and stretch so he’s bigger and taller than you, a bright, doofy smile on his face.

“See??” He chirped, picking you up in his cartoonishly large hands. “You can never be too heavy for me! I’m Shapesmith!”

He also is a chronic clothes stealer no one can convince me other wise. Even if you were smaller than him, he’s stealing your clothes. Our clothes now. (He just loves ur scent so much,,）

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Back from the dead to post invincible yumeship uhhhhhhh hehe

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who’s kids are these

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Aaaand here you go, the people have SPOKEN and I bestow upon thee, Chemical Bath Cecil with a sprinkle of fanservice

You are so very welcome. If you wanna see the process and sketches, or just wanna support, check out my Patreon under @andytooni <3

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I like imagining him as a cute old man

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Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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Cecil would treat Conquests unconscious(?) body as a well to keep his darkest secrets the same way Conquest did to mark before attempting to kill him

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I regret NOTHING.