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When AJ goes on her long Monologues

AJ: It's been 4 days since the Doctor Silk "incident" he fully recovered which is such bullshit but Jas got transferred to Doctor Hard Rock which is good no more pain coming to her. speaking of Silk I heard from a few of the nurses that a new patient will be coming today and that patient gets to be tortured by Silk. Heh I should stop talking Kael gets angry every time I do this.

Kael: SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE- SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Camping Trip

Jas: all in all this was a 100% successful trip

Zach: MOM! we lost Bex!

Scarlet: All in all this was a 100% successful trip

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What I Should Be Doing Instead

Jas: listening to a musical Mom: Jas shouldn't you be studying Hairspray? Jas: I should.... give me a few more weeks. Mom:-.- day of auditions Jas: Oh FU-

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Jas: so Mystic stole my clothes and I have nothing nice to wear because the rest is white soooooooooooooo time to go into her closet *LATER* Jas: much better ^^

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Jas: *Walking downstairs* I swear something’s burning.

Mystic: *Leaning seductively against the counter* Don’t worry dear, it’s just my desire for you~

Jas: Mysty, the house is on fire.

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I have to say I'm very sad about the young actor's death he will be missed. Rest in peace Cameron Boyce. ;-;

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Mystic:and remember your not aloud to fall in love with me

Jas: won't be a problem

**later**

Jas: THERE'S A PROBLEM!

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Mystic:sorry I'm late I was....doing things

Derek:*out of breath* she pushed me down the f**king stairs

Mystic: pushed is such a strong word I prefer giving you a little nudge

Derek:oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up yo a$$!

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Jas: don't make promises you can't keep

Mom:I don't do that

*the next day*

Jas:hey mom remember we had to go get pens today

Mom: we'll do it tomorrow

*the next day*

Mom: tomorrow I promise

*AND IT NEVER HAPPENED*

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Ren:you know what your in time out get on top of the fridge get up there

Wolfy:*getting up* THIS HOUSE IS A F**KING NIGHTMARE

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Mystic:hey Jas out of your sisters who would you date? Jas:why are you asking me this question? Mystic:just answer it please! Jas:Im not answering that question

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Mystic: ugh I have no friends Jas:ahem b**ch what am I a roach

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Jas: i can cry on command Mystic: how is that Jas: *plays Micheal in the bathroom* 

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Genderbent

Jay(Jas):boyf what does that even mean?

Mystic (mystic): *grabs his/her bag* my mothers would be thrilled

Jay(Jas):*hides in hoodie* I hate this school

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Jas:I wish someone would just take me out

Mystic:on a date or with sniper?

Jas: surprise me

**later that day**

Jas: listen I don't think this will work

Mystic:*snaps fingers a dude with a sniper pops up*

Jas:mysty you didn't

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Mystic:I can hold the whole world in my hands

Jas:that's impossible

Mystic:*picks up jas*

Jas:*blushes* ok now put me down *hides in hoodie*

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Bubba:*makes fun of Thomas and the sides*

Mystic, Jas,Wolfy:who's ready to die today?