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Lisa Wright (British, b. 1965)

Beneath the Strangeness of it, 2020

Oil on canvas

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Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898

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I am so bad at posting here consistently but I feel like Tumblr would appreciate my best friend Fishbag (and the various creatures that live within her)

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in the Canadian Arctic straight up “not finding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The nornthwest pessage

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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Right, I was trying to post stuff more! May I offer you a family of MoonMen who tumbled down from space & into my garden? They are very skilled at Looking with their Big Eyes & also Concealing Wee Secrets!

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fish rugs by h.h.hooks

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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I made a quiz about some of my favorite animals :)

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trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother

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The fantastical art of Dutch artist Franciscus Johannes Gijsbertus van den Berg aka Johfra Bosschart 1919 - 1998