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So I’m not very tall (5’ 7”) and sometimes when I see posts where girls are talking shit about short guys and how much they all love tall guys, I feel a twinge of bitterness and think to myself, “I wonder what they’d do if guys all of a sudden started judging them for meaningless physical attributes that they can’t control??”

But then I realize and I’m like ohh, yeah, right, gotcha.

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If you’re having a bad night or are fond of a good fairy tale, here’s a handy-dandy masterpost with film, television, literary and musical adaptations of the more well-known stories, plus more. My apologies if any link is not high quality. Hugs!

Film Adaptations:

B e a u t y   a n d   t h e   B e a s t

Beastly (2011), starring Vanessa Hudgens

Beauty and the Beast (1992)

Beauty and the Beast (1991), starring Paige O’Hara [The Enchanted Christmas] [Belle’s Magical World]

Beauty and the Beast (1987), starring Rebecca De Mornay

Beauty and the Beast (1976), starring George C. Scott

Аленький цветочек, The Scarlet Flower (1952)

La Belle et la Bête (1946), starring Josette Day

C i n d e r e l l a  

A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (2011), starring Lucy Hale

Elle: A Modern Cinderella Tale (2010), starring Ashlee Hewitt

Another Cinderella Story (2008), starring Selena Gomez

Ella Enchanted (2004), starring Anne Hathaway

A Cinderella Story (2004), starring Hillary Duff

Ever After (1998), starring Drew Barrymore

Cinderella (1997), starring Brandy Norwood 

Cinderella (1994)

The Slipper and the Rose (1976), starring Gemma Craven

The Glass Slipper (1955), starring Leslie Caron

Cinderella (1950), starring Ilene Woods [Cinderella II] [Cinderella III]

H a n s e l   a n d   G r e t e l

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), starring Gemma Arterton

Hansel and Gretel (1982), starring Nicola Stapleton

Hansel and Gretel (1954), starring Anna Russell 

J a c k   a n d   t h e   B e a n s t a l k

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), starring Nicholas Hoult

Jack and the Beanstalk (2010), starring Christopher Lloyd

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001), starring Matthew Modine

Beanstalk (1994), starring J.D. Daniels

Jack to Mame no Ki (1974), starring Billie Lou Watt

T h e   L i t t l e   M e r m a i d

Adventures of the Little Mermaid (1991)

The Little Mermaid (1989), starring Jodi Benson [Return to the Sea] [Ariel’s Beginning] 

Anderusen Dowa Ningyo Hime, The Mermaid Princess (1975)

Русалочка, The Little Mermaid (1968)

R a p u n z e l

Tangled (2010), starring Mandy Moore [Tangled Ever After]

Rapunzel (1990), starring Linda Purl

R e d   R i d i n g   H o o d

Red Riding Hood (2011), starring Amanda Seyfried

Hoodwinked! (2006), starring Anne Hathaway [Hoodwinked Too]

Little Red Riding Hood (1995)

S l e e p i n g   B e a u t y

Sleeping Beauty (1987), starring Tahnee Welch

Sleeping Beauty (1959), starring Mary Costa

T h e   S n o w   Q u e e n

Frozen (2013), starring Kristen Bell

The Snow Queen (2012), starring Anna Shurochkina

The Snow Queen (2005), starring Sydney Rae White

Snow Queen (2002), starring Bridget Fonda

The Snow Queen (1995), starring Helen Mirren [The Snow Queen’s Revenge]

Снежная королева, The Snow Queen (1957)

S n o w   W h i t e

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), starring Kristen Stewart

Mirror Mirror (2012), starring Lily Collins

Grimm’s Snow White (2012), starring Eliza Bennett

Snow White: The Fairest of Them All (2001), starring Kristin Kreuk

Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997), starring Sigourney Weaver

Snow White (1937), starring Adriana Caselotti

T h u m b e l i n a

Thumbelina (2009)

The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina (2002) 

Thumbelina (1994), starring Jodi Benson

Thumbelina (1992)

Television Adaptations:

Once Upon a Time (2012) (x)

Grimm (2011)

The Fairytaler (2004)

Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child (1995)

Faerie Tale Theatre (1982) (x)

Shirley Temple’s Storybook (1952)

Other Fairy Tale & Fantasy Films: 

Alice in Wonderland (2010) ● Barbie Films Masterpost ● The Brothers Grimm (2005) ● The Dark Crystal (1982) ● Golden Films ● Inkheart (2008) ● The NeverEnding Story (1984) ● Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) ● Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) ● Peter Pan (2003) ● Peter Pan (1953) ● The Princess Bride (1987) ● Stardust (2007) ● Tolkien Masterpost ● Tuck Everlasting (2002)

Reading:

Read Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tales online

Read Grimm’s fairy tales online

Hundreds of tales from around the world

Many more online fairytales

Fairytale fanfiction

List of book adaptations (x) (x) (x)

Other Resources: 

Disney Films Masterpost

Studio Ghibli Masterpost

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“The brief was to portray Disney princesses enjoying a little tea party but they all had to be portrayed the same age as their respective movies (for example Snow White would be 75 years old, Aurora 53, Belle 21, Rapunzel 2 etc). ”

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Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas

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Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

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OMG

Corgi puppies

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"He is the Dark One, the greatest deceiver in a land where things are rarely what they seem."

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X

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back in the good old days :) ah. it was great while it lasted

Requested by evangeline-noir

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THIS

"Everyone thinks they know Rumpelstiltskin… but they don’t really." - Robert Carlyle

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do you remember none of that?

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It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

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that last one doh

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This USB drive comes preloaded with 3,000 classic books.