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it's controversial but i like that quarterbacks get the win/loss stat. it's so fun when they talk about quarterback head-to-head records as though there's not like two whole teams out there and one million different things affecting whether a game is won or not. medieval warlord type shit

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good news everyone my lemons grew while i was away #mylemons

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man i have been learning incredible things this week about the fast food joints being exported

brother this airport in iceland has a sbarro

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brother this airport in iceland has a sbarro

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i had so so so sooosososo much fun in london with @raylangivins seeing OASIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the show was so incredible and everyone there was having the literal time of their lives. we had two guys sitting in front of us who had seen the band live like 15+ times together and they basically spent the entire show talking into each other's mouths about their eternal friendship. reminiscent of the oasis brothers if you ignore a bunch of stuff 👍

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could easily make a surrealist workplace drama a la severance about dulles. vibes so strange and alarming. everywhere you turn there's another cavernous empty space as far as the eye can see. why does the airport have this bright empty hallway to nothing one repeatedly wonders to oneself

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normal and average behaviors #affirmations

my dad's like have you taken any tranquilizers yet? man i wish

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my dad's like have you taken any tranquilizers yet? man i wish

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actually so obsessed with those couples who marry and divorce each other multiple times. going on wikipedia and seeing the same name 3+ times under the spouses section.

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"'When Adrian showed me the sketch, I laughed,' remembers Hepburn. [...] 'Then he explained to me how he saw Tracy's character. She comes on, you know, and she wants to be running the show. Very bossy. She wants to defy convention, and she won't take advice from anyone. But inside there's a frightened young girl. He thought the hat would help show that Tracy wasn't as stiff as she seemed on the surface, and also give a glimpse of that girl inside. Well, you know, I loved it.'" - Katharine Hepburn on Adrian (Gowns by Adrian: the MGM years 1928-1941)

KATHARINE HEPBURN as TRACY LORD The Philadelphia Story | Costuming (and included sketches) by Adrian Greenburg

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i was tagged by @maudeboggins (ty!!!!!!!) to share the next 9 6 books i plan to read. prayer hands emoji god willing. imagine 3 other books and they're beautiful and mysterious and i'll buy them in londonnnnnnnn yay!

tagging @nonsensegnomes @zielenna @haniawritesthings and 🫵 you!

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i was tagged by @harddaysnite (ty!!!!!!!!!!!) to shuffle my on repeat playlist and post the first 10 songs. and it turned out EMBARRASSINGGGG

chemistry - gigi perez

better - banks

close to you - gracie abrams

last laugh - cheechnyaa

lie down - saya gray

revolving door - tate mcrae

want - dua saleh

green light - lorde

diet pepsi - addison rae

silver springs - fleetwood mac

SEVEN (7) of these are on my nothing but the best by ao3 user coyotesuspect inspired playlist. SEVEN. seven!!!!!!

i will tag @elena-ferrante @raylangivins @overfraught @harmonicabisexuals @swagappeal aaaaand literally anyone else who likes a game yay

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just scroll after scroll... ok man lmfao

the phone knows i'm going to london so now all of the sudden my instagram reels algorithm is like "did you know there are 100 stabbings in croydon every day? the portal to hell opened in islington and on average 19 people fall in per month. don't stand on the wrong side of the sidewalk for even a moment or they'll put you in the dungeons. btw"

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the phone knows i'm going to london so now all of the sudden my instagram reels algorithm is like "did you know there are 100 stabbings in croydon every day? the portal to hell opened in islington and on average 19 people fall in per month. don't stand on the wrong side of the sidewalk for even a moment or they'll put you in the dungeons. btw"

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it's literally still so mindboggling that people hated the night of the hunter when it was first released. if i had a time machine i'd go back and i'd find charles laughton's house and i'd tell him DON'T listen to them!!!! they're stupid!!!!!! keep directing!!!!!! you HAVE the vision