jeezricks
jeezricks
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morty’sĀ  gonnaĀ  beĀ  movingĀ  overĀ  hereĀ  thisĀ  week!Ā Ā @bravest​
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morty’sĀ  gonnaĀ  beĀ  movingĀ  overĀ  hereĀ  thisĀ  week!Ā Ā @bravest​
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jeezricks Ā· 3 years ago
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@veroxins​  sentĀ  bulletĀ  train :Ā  Ā ā€œĀ  ohĀ  shit,Ā  whoĀ  theĀ  fuckĀ  didĀ  iĀ  kill?Ā  ā€
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ā€œĀ  oh,Ā  shit.Ā  ā€Ā  that’sĀ  certainlyĀ  goingĀ  toĀ  presentĀ  aĀ  problemĀ  inĀ  theĀ  nearĀ  future,Ā  andĀ  mortyĀ  doesn’tĀ  planĀ  toĀ  stillĀ  beĀ  inĀ  thisĀ  sameĀ  galaxyĀ  byĀ  theĀ  timeĀ  theĀ  inevitableĀ  consequencesĀ  ofĀ  theĀ  other’sĀ  actionĀ  rearĀ  theirĀ  uglyĀ  heads.
takingĀ  severalĀ  decisiveĀ  stridesĀ  backĀ  fromĀ  theĀ  corpseĀ  splayedĀ  outĀ  onĀ  theĀ  deskĀ  beforeĀ  them,Ā  theĀ  teenagerĀ  glancesĀ  overĀ  toĀ  theĀ  girlĀ  withĀ  hisĀ  mouthĀ  agapeĀ  inĀ  bewilderment,Ā  andĀ  aĀ  flashĀ  ofĀ  openĀ  disbeliefĀ Ā worksĀ  it’sĀ  wayĀ  acrossĀ  hisĀ  visageĀ  atĀ  herĀ  query.Ā Ā 
brightĀ  greenĀ  bloodĀ  andĀ  chartreuseĀ  visceraĀ  rapidlyĀ  poolsĀ  andĀ  paintsĀ  overĀ  theĀ  bureau’sĀ  metallicĀ  finish,Ā  andĀ  beginsĀ  drippingĀ  offĀ  theĀ  edges.Ā  ifĀ  heĀ  hadĀ  toĀ  guess,Ā  he’dĀ  sayĀ  theyĀ  haveĀ  mereĀ Ā minutesĀ  toĀ  startĀ  makingĀ  distanceĀ  beforeĀ  aĀ  guardĀ  comesĀ  backĀ  around,Ā  uncoversĀ  thisĀ  unfortunateĀ  development,Ā  andĀ  hasĀ  anĀ  entireĀ  fuckingĀ  armyĀ  onĀ  theirĀ  assĀ  inĀ  anĀ  overblownĀ  actĀ  ofĀ  retaliation.
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ā€œĀ  wh-Ā  what?!Ā  whatĀ  doĀ  youĀ  mean,Ā  whoĀ  didĀ  youĀ  kill?!Ā  that’s-Ā  thatĀ  was-Ā  jesusĀ  christ,Ā  no,Ā  there’s-Ā  there’sĀ  noĀ  time.Ā  listen.Ā  i’m,Ā  i’mĀ  gettingĀ  theĀ  fuckĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  here,Ā  and-Ā  andĀ  youĀ  shouldĀ  be,Ā  y’know,Ā  doin’  theĀ  same!Ā  y-Ā  you’reĀ  aĀ  warĀ  criminalĀ  hereĀ  now,Ā  doĀ  youĀ  getĀ  that?!Ā  y-Ā  youĀ  don’tĀ  wannaĀ  knowĀ  whatĀ  theĀ  torturesĀ  areĀ  likeĀ  here!Ā  i-Ā  it’s,Ā  it’sĀ  someĀ  messedĀ  upĀ  shit!Ā  ā€
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jeezricks Ā· 3 years ago
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šš”š‹š‹š„š“ š“š‘š€šˆš
cursing, violence, all that good shit. feel free to adjust as you please!
you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from
thank you for taking the job on such short notice.
you are getting the new and improved me.
you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
you don't have bad luck.
it's good luck. it's all in how you frame it.
you picked me second?
you have the strangest requests.
hey, this is nice!
it's like I got a compulsion or something.
I have to take it if I see it.
a goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.
why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?
you're bleeding, mate.
oh shit, who the fuck did I kill?
I don't bleed.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
they're adaptable, like me.
no one likes lemons.
what's the catch? there's always a catch.
oh well, look at this! sleeping beauty!
technically, we're outside contractors.
you ever watch thomas the tank engine?
I always bring my stickers with me, you know that.
I wanna fucking strangle you right now.
why do you always bring swords?
that wasn't our fault.
you sound nervous.
you're overthinking it.
you're under-thinking it.
my job is to keep you safe.
I plan on completing my job.
the case, go get me the fucking case.
he doesn't need a reason to kill people like you; he needs a reason not to.
that's fucking confusing.
you came here to kill me.
you're going to want to hear the whole story, or you'll be very, very sorry.
three words describe our situation right now; do you know what they are?
family's more important than money, right?
let me put this bluntly: there's this soulless psychotic leader with the largest criminal organization on the planet shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.
if you mention that one more time I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face.
he asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.
what do you want?
I'm not in someone else's story, you're all in mine.
deny it all you want, but you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera et cetera.
I don't know what you think I can do for you.
you're going to kill him for me.
you look so tense.
that sounds dark as shit.
nut up or shut up, bro.
right, so: slight change of plans.
you stabbed me?!
I came here for revenge.
can we just take a time-out here?
I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine.
you are fuckin' excused.
it sounds so easy when you say it.
I'm really good with faces.
we have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we're surrounding ourselves with.
why are we whispering?
this rude enough for you, you fucking prick?
shove that hat up your asshole, you hear me?
there's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you.
I' can't really hear what you're saying.
I'm just fucking with you, mate.
who the fuck are you?
you look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
you shot me. you shot me twice.
I shoot a lot of people.
you also have a shootable face.
I've forgiven, I've moved on.
I've always been lucky.
every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?
what's your plan here?
I'd like to accept your offer.
simple is better.
I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.
are you following me?
eat a bag of dicks!
I'm not a diesel, you're a diesel.
jesus christ, you had a bit of a bosh.
would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?
wanna make an easy two hundred bucks?
is this like, a sex thing?
all right, game's up.
the innocent young girl act really doesn't get you very far if you're holding a gun.
I wanted to handle it myself.
you can't control what fate has in store for us.
we're not finished.
this is a complete waste of my time.
unlike you, I'm a professional.
get the fuck off my back, will ya?
we need to deal with that twat right fucking now.
be careful, something else is going on here.
I'm never wrong.
you shoot first, come up with the answers later.
you be careful.
we need boundaries.
I knew my luck would rub off on you.
if the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.
I brought you here to fail.
it's a stupid plan.
it's a brilliant plan.
whatever deal was made, it wasn't done with the normal channels.
there's something else going on here.
did you just say whack?
you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?
you sure you don't want to talk this out?
for what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole and I'm glad you're going to fucking die with me.
why did you even bother trying?
I don't think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose.
I'll do what you want.
you don't know anything about life or how hard it is.
I haven't seen anything like that, I think I'd remember.
I still need a fall guy.
you got a better idea, do you?
I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.
I'm sorry, I get captivated by white girl tears.
I'm really good at reading people and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.
am I dreaming?
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
you are really good, you sure you didn't study?
how do you do that? it's really unbelievable!
I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.
take that, punk!
you bitch!
you gotta be better prepared!
I'm mansplaining again.
you don't seem like a religious person.
you want me to hold your hand?
are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?
how do you always know what I'm doing?
get off your fucking lazy ass and come here and finish the job yourself.
I want to look into your eyes when I kill you.
I'm so happy to see you.
please help me!
I'm sorry darling, I don't know who the fuck you are.
a pretty girl makes a good hostage.
keep your fucking knickers on.
there's been a diesel causing all sorts of fucking havoc.
it was you the whole fucking time!
what the fuck are you doing?
he said he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.
no one's going to hurt you.
we've got to go, right now!
I don't want to be alone, please!
it's not your fault.
you've got your whole life ahead of you.
make sure you do something that brings you peace.
you're not going to let me get hurt? be honest.
you're creeping me out.
I have survived much more and much worse than you.
I'll fucking kill him myself!
her intentions with you were not honorable.
a blind man could see you were the one in the dark.
I did not need to do anything; fate will do what it wills.
fate for me is just another word for bad luck.
I returned home and found nothing except ash and blood.
he had taken everything from me.
I went into hiding and I looked for a way to strike him out without endangering what I had left.
I did not think fate would ever give me the chance to make things right.
everything that's ever happened to you has lead you here.
that's a shit deal.
am I in hell?
where the fuck is my brother?
I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time!
I'm fast to kick your ass, I swear to god!
we prepare together or we die alone.
if fate wills, I will get my revenge.
I'll get is the fuck out of here.
what are you going to do?
I'm going to buy us some time.
I came to see you and to make you finally see me.
I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.
I was the one who deserved your attention. your love.
you have never been part of my plan.
I got a bad feeling about this.
why does it always gotta be us to do this shit?
why do you do what you do?
nothing in life is an accident.
I will always come for you.
if you do not control your fate, it will control you.
why are you here?
I do not know why you are here, but move out of my way.
I'm sorry I shot you twice.
you are not ruled by strength, you are ruled by fear.
just let it go, bro!
what is with this fucked-up family?
you need some suggested reading, if I may.
was that karma?
did you come to rescue me?
did you need rescuing?
what's happening to your face? are you crying?
do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?
I think you were right about one thing.
maybe you've learned something after all.
take a fucking bow!
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jeezricks Ā· 3 years ago
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I don't have "trust" issues. I have "I've see this before and I know how it ends" issues.
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jeezricks Ā· 3 years ago
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šŠššˆš•š„š’ šŽš”š“
trigger warnings apply, adjust as needed.
the police have a few more questions.
how are you doing?
it's lots of this and not knowing what to do next.
you're part of this family.
how you doing, kiddo?
I thought you should have been there.
I was outvoted.
he was so hairy, and I've dated italian guys!
are you leaving?
everyone idolizes their dad, right?
where do you come up with that?
why are we doing all of this again?
I read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.
you're famous!
I know who you are.
I read your profile in the new yorker and I found it delightful.
why are you here?
it's just not the same.
are you baiting me?
that's where the real money is.
this is not how I wanted to have this conversation.
you tell her, or I will.
that's none of your business.
I don't know how this mix-up happened.
please, you don't understand.
I know it will hurt, but it's all for the best.
my mind's made up.
just the thought of lying makes me puke.
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
it makes no damn sense.
we are not breaking tradition on my birthday!
you really love drama, huh?
you wanna do drugs?
you know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder.
I need to write this down.
listen to me!
I thought I heard something.
what do you want me to do?
you've got to be kidding me.
I keep waiting for the big reveal.
those two things don't even conflate.
don't point at me!
I'm warning you!
financially, I'd like to help you out.
I stayed hoping to speak to you a little bit more.
I trust your kind heart.
how about it, watson?
you do as I say and everything will be just fine, I promise.
sweet beans!
what is this? what's this arrangement?
it's funny you're here at all.
why are you even bothering?
we gotta do this more often.
this might be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
nothing good is ever easy.
eat shit!
what do we have here?
this can't be legal.
you little bitch!
did you know about this?
were you in on this from the beginning?
I totally understand what you must be feeling right now.
okay, seriously though, what the hell?
it's the only thing that makes sense.
[name], tell me everything.
did you just google that?
I suspect foul play.
I don't care if I go to jail.
you've come this far, let me help you go all the way.
you should do whatever you think is right.
I won't let that happen.
how do you know all this stuff?
[name], do you hear me?
do you regret helping me yet?
this is going well.
I feel like I swallowed bees.
I couldn't do this without you.
that was the dumbest car chase of all time.
I don't know what you want.
we have to figure it out, right here, right now.
you did this!
you won't get away with this!
this will tie everything up.
you're not much of a detective, are you?
you make a pretty lousy murderer.
perhaps we deserve each other.
you've always been good to me.
that was certainly not what I was expecting at all.
why did you hire me?
you can't be that crazy.
that's some heavy duty conjecture.
you are guilty of nothing but a few amateur theatrics.
are you back again already?
this is stupid with two o's.
you have not a shred of evidence.
in for a penny, in for a pound.
I knew you were guilty as shit.
don't you come near me!
I'm going to say this just to you.
you think I'm not going to fight to protect my home?
oh shut up!
yeah, I killed them.
what do you got on me?
you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life.
I have a feeling you'll follow your heart.
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jeezricks Ā· 3 years ago
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I feel like I don’t say this enough, but
FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!
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countlessrealities​.
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Rick barely spares a glance at the money that are set on the counter for him to take. By now that’s all he needs to assess if he’s being paid what he’s owned or not. The Morty has gotten the amount wrong, even if not of much, but he doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t need much to survive and he has more than enough to keep the bar open anyway.
So, he just relinquishes his grip on the glass, allowing the boy to have it without further delay. So the kid not only isn’t Rickless as he had already guessed, but he doesn’t live on the Citadel. Well, that explains a lot. Why he is so independent without being some street stray or wearing some kind of uniform. And also the different casual clothes.
Mortys who still live with their family always look different, even if just subtly, in either appearances or behaviour, from the ones you can find on the Citadel.
Haunting memories from what feels like another life threaten to burst in his consciousness, but he quickly stomps them down. He’ll have all the time to torment himself after his shift.
ā€œN-No, it doesn’t,ā€ he replies with a brief shrug, reaching out to grab another glass. Things will be slow for a little while, he can afford to indulge. And even if he couldn’t, he would do it anyway. He is far too sober to deal with this particular Morty. There’s something about him…
ā€œOr-Or it didn’t till you told me you’re not a local,ā€ he hurried to add, trying to chase away thoughts. ā€œT-Things around here work differently. S-Seeing a Morty on his own is almost as normal as s-seeing them with their Rick. E-Even when they are in a bar drinking.ā€
He fills his own glass with the contents of another bottle, something that smells much stronger than what he has given the teen…even if he definitely has not served him some watered down shit either.
ā€œG-Great to know that there’s still plenty of asshole Ricks out there too,ā€ he muses, lifting his glass a little in a mock toast, before downing its contents all in one go.
ā€œS-So, are you playing errand boy for your Rick or-or is this some rebellious stunt? G-Grabbed his portal gun without permission to go to a place he hates?ā€ His lips curl in the shadow of a bitter grin. ā€œAn-And don’t worry, I won’t snitch. I-I don’t really like Ricks.ā€
Himself included. If something, he is the one he hates the most.
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ā€œĀ  yeah ...Ā  iĀ  guessĀ  theyĀ  do.Ā  ā€Ā  aĀ  motionĀ  isĀ  almostĀ  madeĀ  toĀ  extendĀ  aĀ  sympatheticĀ  sentimentĀ  toĀ  theĀ  otherĀ  for,Ā  youĀ  know,Ā  havingĀ  toĀ  activelyĀ  fuckingĀ  liveĀ  onĀ  theĀ  shitadelĀ  andĀ  experienceĀ  itĀ  allĀ  firsthand,Ā  butĀ  c-136Ā  quashesĀ  theĀ  urgeĀ  swiftlyĀ  andĀ  thinksĀ  nothingĀ  moreĀ  ofĀ  it.Ā  theĀ  lastĀ  thingĀ  aĀ  rickĀ  wantsĀ  fromĀ  aĀ  mortyĀ  is---Ā  well,Ā  anythingĀ  thatĀ  couldĀ  beĀ  perceivedĀ  asĀ  pity.Ā  heĀ  knowsĀ  betterĀ  thanĀ  toĀ  expendĀ  theĀ  flickerĀ  ofĀ  compassionĀ  inĀ  hisĀ  chestĀ  onĀ  oneĀ  ofĀ  them.Ā Ā 
heĀ  huffsĀ  inĀ  aĀ  restrainedĀ  showĀ  ofĀ  amusementĀ  andĀ  raisesĀ  hisĀ  ownĀ  glassĀ  backĀ  despiteĀ  himself,Ā  beforeĀ  knockingĀ  theĀ  drinkĀ  back.Ā  itĀ  burnsĀ  inĀ  hisĀ  throatĀ  unpleasantly,Ā  butĀ  theĀ  briefĀ  painĀ  isĀ  aĀ  comfortingĀ  one-Ā  theĀ  tensionĀ  ofĀ  hisĀ  frameĀ  easesĀ  everĀ  soĀ  slightly,Ā  hisĀ  whollyĀ  unyieldingĀ  expressionĀ  beginsĀ  toĀ  softenĀ  aroundĀ  theĀ  edges.Ā  hisĀ  perpetualĀ  teenageĀ  angerĀ  tendsĀ  toĀ  mercifullyĀ  subsideĀ  onceĀ  underĀ  theĀ  influence---Ā  unless,Ā  y’know,Ā  deliberatelyĀ  exacerbated.
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ā€œĀ  i’mĀ  alwaysĀ  playingĀ  errandĀ  boyĀ  wheneverĀ  iĀ  dragĀ  myĀ  assĀ  here.Ā  ā€Ā  well ...Ā  nineĀ  timesĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  ten,Ā  atĀ  anyĀ  rate.Ā  aĀ  ruefulĀ  grinĀ  cracksĀ  acrossĀ  theĀ  boy’sĀ  visageĀ  despiteĀ  himself.Ā Ā ā€œĀ  thereĀ  areĀ  wayĀ  betterĀ  placesĀ  toĀ  goĀ  andĀ  ā€˜rebel’  thanĀ  theĀ  shitadel.Ā  coolerĀ  stuntsĀ  toĀ  pull.Ā  andĀ  myĀ  rickĀ  doesn’tĀ  reallyĀ  hateĀ  thisĀ  placeĀ  anyway.Ā  ā€Ā  notĀ  exactly.Ā  he’llĀ  stopĀ  shortĀ  thereĀ  beforeĀ  heĀ  putsĀ  hisĀ  footĀ  inĀ  it.Ā Ā 
mortyĀ  fidgetsĀ  withĀ  hisĀ  emptyĀ  cupĀ  absentmindedly,Ā  butĀ  makesĀ  noĀ  motionĀ  toĀ  askĀ  forĀ  anotherĀ  justĀ  yet.Ā  heĀ  alwaysĀ  atĀ  leastĀ  triesĀ  toĀ  paceĀ  himself.
ā€œĀ  i’veĀ  gotĀ  myĀ  own.Ā  portalĀ  gun,Ā  iĀ  mean.Ā  i-Ā  iĀ  madeĀ  it.Ā  take---Ā  takeĀ  aĀ  wildĀ  guessĀ  howĀ  impressedĀ  rickĀ  wasĀ  withĀ  thatĀ  shitĀ  trick.Ā  ā€Ā  reverseĀ  engineeredĀ  it,Ā  but-Ā  sameĀ  thing.Ā  noĀ  needĀ  toĀ  minceĀ  words.Ā  hisĀ  browsĀ  liftĀ  asĀ  self-deprecationĀ  poursĀ  fromĀ  hisĀ  grandfather’sĀ  alternate,Ā  expressionĀ  unreadable,Ā  andĀ  c-136Ā  rollsĀ  hisĀ  shouldersĀ  intoĀ  aĀ  shrug.Ā Ā ā€œĀ  m-Ā  makesĀ  twoĀ  ofĀ  us.Ā  ā€
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sacrilamb​.
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ovtsa grunts with effort, kicking a charger jellyfish from the sharpened edge of her battle-axe, the creature’s body slumping to the floor with one final gurgling breath, corpse then melting away. she sighs thank -fully, ā€˜that was the last of them’, she thinks, 'this room is clear’. āœļø
after picking up her bit of loot, she moves onto the next–it’s seem -ingly empty at first, and she almost lets her guard down: then, the soft pop, pop, pop, of bubbles. all at once, she’s ready to go again. āœļø she raises her axe, but. takes pause, realizing the other had instead opted for cover, perhaps this was someone friendly? she begins looking around. āœļø
ā€œ hello? ā€ she speaks, voice surprisingly soft, considering her rather battle-worn appearance, ā€œ is someone there? i will not harm you. ā€ a pause, she shifts her weapon in her hands, it reverts, turning back into a crown, which she places upon her head once more. āœļø
ā€œ see? no more weapon. ā€ āœļø
theĀ  teenagerĀ  adjustsĀ  hisĀ  gripĀ  onĀ  hisĀ  gun,Ā  stillĀ  notĀ  particularlyĀ  setĀ  atĀ  easeĀ  despiteĀ  thisĀ  rapidĀ  de-escalationĀ  ofĀ  thisĀ  situation.Ā  it’sĀ  reallyĀ  kindĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  dickĀ  moveĀ  toĀ  maintainĀ  hisĀ  upperĀ  handĀ  withĀ  theĀ  weaponĀ  stillĀ  inĀ  grasp,Ā  butĀ  itĀ  tendsĀ  toĀ  beĀ  theĀ  dickĀ  movesĀ  thatĀ  keepĀ  youĀ  fromĀ  dyingĀ  unceremoniouslyĀ  atĀ  theĀ  handsĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  creatureĀ  wayĀ  moreĀ  powerfulĀ  thanĀ  you,Ā  so.Ā  forgiveĀ  hisĀ  apprehension.
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hisĀ  gazeĀ  dartsĀ  toĀ  regardĀ  theĀ  crownĀ  nowĀ  perchedĀ  uponĀ  theĀ  other’sĀ  headĀ  brieflyĀ  ---Ā  heĀ  couldĀ  swearĀ  theĀ  eyeĀ  emblazonedĀ  onĀ  itĀ  squintsĀ  hisĀ  wayĀ  suspiciouslyĀ  ---Ā  andĀ  hisĀ  expressionĀ  contortsĀ  intoĀ  aĀ  grimace.
what,Ā  royalty?Ā  getĀ  himĀ  theĀ  hellĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  here.Ā  nothingĀ  goodĀ  everĀ  comesĀ  fromĀ  gettingĀ  allĀ  entangledĀ  inĀ  anyĀ  monarchistĀ  bullshit,Ā  y’know.Ā  (hisĀ  innerĀ  monologueĀ  soundsĀ  aĀ  lotĀ  likeĀ  rickĀ  talkingĀ  rightĀ  now.Ā  he’sĀ  gonnaĀ  goĀ  aheadĀ  andĀ  ignoreĀ  thatĀ  uncomfortableĀ  revelation.)Ā  perhapsĀ  theĀ  onlyĀ  thingĀ  thatĀ  keepsĀ  himĀ  fromĀ  firingĀ  aĀ  portalĀ  underĀ  hisĀ  feetĀ  andĀ  makingĀ  aĀ  rapidĀ  exitĀ  fromĀ  thisĀ  sideĀ  ofĀ  realityĀ  isĀ  howĀ  softlyĀ  hisĀ  newfoundĀ  companyĀ  speaks.Ā Ā 
man ...Ā  fine.Ā  he’sĀ  notĀ  underestimatingĀ  howĀ  quicklyĀ  thisĀ  couldĀ  goĀ  south,Ā  though---Ā  justĀ  forĀ  posterity.Ā  c-136Ā  risesĀ  toĀ  hisĀ  feetĀ  andĀ  straightensĀ  up.Ā  theĀ  gunĀ  isĀ  neatlyĀ  foldedĀ  withĀ  theĀ  sameĀ  easeĀ  oneĀ  mightĀ  manipulateĀ  aĀ  sheetĀ  ofĀ  paper,Ā  andĀ  slippedĀ  intoĀ  theĀ  pocketĀ  ofĀ  hisĀ  jeansĀ  withĀ  easeĀ  onceĀ  it’sĀ  comfilyĀ  compartmentalised.
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ā€œĀ  um ...Ā  just ...Ā  just-Ā  me.Ā  ā€Ā  that’sĀ  oneĀ  wayĀ  toĀ  introduceĀ  yourself,Ā  morty.Ā  aĀ  pitiful,Ā  obviouslyĀ  distrustful,Ā  way-Ā  butĀ  aĀ  wayĀ  forĀ  sure.Ā Ā 
idly,Ā  heĀ  findsĀ  himselfĀ  wonderingĀ  ifĀ  theĀ  sightĀ  ofĀ  himĀ  isĀ  freakingĀ  theĀ  lambĀ  out,Ā  whereasĀ  mortyĀ  himselfĀ  canĀ  prettyĀ  muchĀ  takeĀ  thisĀ  oddityĀ  onboardĀ  inĀ  strideĀ  consideringĀ  allĀ  heĀ  seesĀ  onĀ  aĀ  dailyĀ  basis.Ā  he’sĀ  notĀ  stumbledĀ  acrossĀ  anyĀ  humansĀ  duringĀ  hisĀ  expeditionĀ  ofĀ  thisĀ  realm.Ā  feelsĀ  likeĀ  humanity’sĀ  notĀ  exactlyĀ  aĀ  thingĀ  here.Ā  hazelĀ  huesĀ  haveĀ  toĀ  peerĀ  rightĀ  downĀ  toĀ  regardĀ  theĀ  sheep,Ā  butĀ  there’sĀ  notĀ  muchĀ  heĀ  canĀ  doĀ  aboutĀ  theĀ  sizeableĀ  differenceĀ  inĀ  theirĀ  stature ...
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ā€œĀ  i’mĀ  not ...Ā  uh,Ā  looking-Ā  lookingĀ  for,Ā  y’know-Ā  trouble,Ā  orĀ  anything.Ā  notĀ  evenĀ  aĀ  little.Ā  j-Ā  justĀ  wantedĀ  to,Ā  y’know,Ā  toĀ  takeĀ  aĀ  lookĀ  around!Ā  butĀ  ifĀ  that’sĀ  notĀ  cool,Ā  um,Ā  i-Ā  iĀ  canĀ  go!Ā  i’llĀ  go,Ā  forĀ  sure.Ā  iĀ  dunnoĀ  if-Ā  iĀ  mean,Ā  theĀ  crown,Ā  andĀ  all,Ā  maybeĀ  you ...Ā  like,Ā  ruleĀ  overĀ  thisĀ  place?Ā  ...Ā  andĀ  i’mĀ  notĀ  hereĀ  to-Ā  toĀ  questionĀ  that.Ā  orĀ  anything.Ā  again.Ā  noĀ  trouble.Ā  ā€
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---andĀ  theĀ  thingĀ  thatĀ  makesĀ  itĀ  evenĀ  moreĀ  poignantĀ  isĀ  thatĀ  itĀ  couldĀ  justĀ  asĀ  easilyĀ  haveĀ  beenĀ  theĀ  otherĀ  wayĀ  around!!Ā Ā 
mortyĀ  himselfĀ  mightĀ  haveĀ  beenĀ  inclinedĀ  toĀ  leanĀ  intoĀ  theĀ  practiceĀ  ofĀ  exchangingĀ  glancesĀ  withĀ  rickĀ  whenĀ  bethĀ  missesĀ  aĀ  point,Ā  agreedĀ  thatĀ  sheĀ  cannotĀ  reasonĀ  theĀ  wayĀ  theyĀ  do---Ā  ifĀ  rickĀ  hadĀ  justĀ  beenĀ  evenĀ  theĀ  slightestĀ  bitĀ  moreĀ  capableĀ  ofĀ  swallowingĀ  hisĀ  egoĀ  andĀ  connectingĀ  withĀ  mortyĀ  overĀ  theirĀ  sharedĀ  intelligenceĀ  fromĀ  theĀ  dayĀ  heĀ  firstĀ  movedĀ  in.Ā Ā 
inĀ  aĀ  sense,Ā  it’sĀ  beenĀ  soĀ  goodĀ  forĀ  morty’sĀ  generalĀ  moralityĀ  andĀ  overallĀ  senseĀ  ofĀ  compassionĀ  thatĀ  himĀ  andĀ  rickĀ  haveĀ  neverĀ  beenĀ  particularlyĀ  closeĀ  orĀ  bondedĀ  overĀ  sharedĀ  knowledge,Ā  evenĀ  ifĀ  it’sĀ  madeĀ  him ...Ā  incrediblyĀ  mentallyĀ  illĀ  inĀ  theĀ  processĀ  šŸ’€Ā 
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iĀ  amĀ  literallyĀ  alwaysĀ  thinkingĀ  aboutĀ  thisĀ  oneĀ  snippetĀ  fromĀ  oneĀ  ofĀ  myĀ  pinterestĀ  boardsĀ  andĀ  howĀ  wellĀ  itĀ  correlatesĀ  withĀ  theĀ  dynamicsĀ  c-136Ā  hasĀ  withĀ  bethĀ  andĀ  rick ...Ā Ā 
ā€œoftenĀ  fatherĀ  andĀ  daughterĀ  lookĀ  downĀ  uponĀ  (morty)Ā  together.Ā  theyĀ  exchangeĀ  meaningfulĀ  glancesĀ  whenĀ  heĀ  missesĀ  aĀ  point.Ā  theyĀ  agreeĀ  thatĀ  heĀ  isĀ  notĀ  asĀ  brightĀ  asĀ  theyĀ  are,Ā  cannotĀ  reasonĀ  asĀ  theyĀ  do.Ā Ā thisĀ  doesĀ  notĀ  saveĀ  theĀ  daughterĀ  fromĀ  morty’sĀ  fate.ā€
i’veĀ  talkedĀ  aĀ  lotĀ  aboutĀ  howĀ  forĀ  c-136Ā  beth,Ā  mortyĀ  hasĀ  reallyĀ  alwaysĀ  beenĀ  moreĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  meansĀ  toĀ  anĀ  endĀ  thanĀ  herĀ  child---Ā  he’sĀ  aĀ  tieĀ  toĀ  rickĀ  thatĀ  sheĀ  canĀ  gripĀ  toĀ  desperatelyĀ  toĀ  keepĀ  herĀ  fromĀ  beingĀ  leftĀ  behindĀ  altogetherĀ  againĀ  theĀ  wayĀ  sheĀ  onceĀ  was.Ā Ā 
justĀ  likeĀ  theĀ  snippetĀ  describes,Ā  itĀ  wasĀ  alwaysĀ  easyĀ  forĀ  herĀ  toĀ  takeĀ  rick’sĀ  sideĀ  onĀ  mattersĀ  forĀ  easyĀ  endearmentĀ  fromĀ  herĀ  father,Ā  andĀ  sheĀ  prioritisedĀ  bondingĀ  withĀ  himĀ  inĀ  thisĀ  veryĀ  fuckedĀ  upĀ  wayĀ  overĀ  howĀ  herĀ  sonĀ  mightĀ  feelĀ  aboutĀ  constantlyĀ  beingĀ  pickedĀ  atĀ  byĀ  theĀ  twoĀ  ofĀ  them.Ā Ā 
butĀ  justĀ  theĀ  sameĀ  asĀ  theĀ  snippetĀ  concludes,Ā  it’sĀ  aĀ  fruitlessĀ  effortĀ  forĀ  her.Ā  allĀ  theĀ  timeĀ  sheĀ  spendsĀ  clutchingĀ  forĀ  connectionĀ  withĀ  herĀ  fatherĀ  isĀ  notĀ  savingĀ  herĀ  fromĀ  theĀ  fateĀ  ofĀ  beingĀ  theĀ  moreĀ  disposableĀ  oneĀ  betweenĀ  herselfĀ  andĀ  morty.Ā Ā 
she’sĀ  notĀ  allĀ  thatĀ  specialĀ  toĀ  him,Ā  andĀ  she’sĀ  certainlyĀ  notĀ  exemptĀ  herselfĀ  fromĀ  rick’sĀ  occasionalĀ  disparagement.Ā  rickĀ  lovesĀ  her,Ā  andĀ  all,Ā  butĀ  mortyĀ  isĀ  stillĀ  theĀ  fixtureĀ  inĀ  theĀ  familyĀ  heĀ  valuesĀ  theĀ  most.Ā  bethĀ  subconsciouslyĀ  understandsĀ  that,Ā  andĀ  sheĀ  resentsĀ  mortyĀ  forĀ  it,Ā  whichĀ  makesĀ  itĀ  thatĀ  muchĀ  easierĀ  forĀ  herĀ  toĀ  leanĀ  intoĀ  theseĀ  sessionsĀ  ofĀ  lookingĀ  downĀ  onĀ  mortyĀ  orĀ  snappingĀ  atĀ  himĀ  forĀ  talkingĀ  backĀ  toĀ  rickĀ  andĀ  generallyĀ  actingĀ  inĀ  waysĀ  thatĀ  upsetĀ  herĀ  dad.
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āˆ— o1﹕ senderĀ  tucksĀ  hairĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  receiver’sĀ  face . āˆ— o2﹕ sender Ā offers Ā receiver Ā a Ā bite Ā from Ā their Ā fork . āˆ— o3﹕ senderĀ  placesĀ  theirĀ  feet / legsĀ  inĀ  receiver'sĀ  lap . āˆ— o4﹕ senderĀ  offersĀ  receiverĀ  anĀ  earbudĀ  toĀ  shareĀ  theirĀ  music . āˆ— o5﹕ senderĀ  comfortsĀ  receiverĀ  inĀ  theĀ  aftermathĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  nightmare . āˆ— o6﹕ senderĀ  givesĀ  receiverĀ  companyĀ  inĀ  theĀ  hospital . āˆ— o7﹕ sender Ā wraps Ā their Ā arms Ā around Ā a Ā hysterical Ā receiver Ā to Ā calm Ā them . āˆ— o8﹕ senderĀ  showsĀ  upĀ  atĀ  receiver’sĀ  homeĀ  lateĀ  atĀ  night . āˆ— o9﹕ senderĀ  fallsĀ  asleepĀ  leaningĀ  againstĀ  receiver . āˆ— 1o﹕ senderĀ  wieldsĀ  aĀ  [ gun / knife ]Ā  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 11﹕ senderĀ  runsĀ  theirĀ  fingersĀ  throughĀ  receiver’sĀ  hair . āˆ— 12﹕ senderĀ  invitesĀ  receiverĀ  toĀ  dance . āˆ— 13﹕ senderĀ  takesĀ  aĀ  [ picture / video ]Ā  ofĀ  receiver . āˆ— 14﹕ senderĀ  placesĀ  theirĀ  headĀ  inĀ  receiver’sĀ  lap . āˆ— 15﹕ senderĀ  andĀ  receiverĀ  makeĀ  eyeĀ  contactĀ  acrossĀ  aĀ  busyĀ  room . āˆ— 16﹕ senderĀ  pushesĀ  receiverĀ  againstĀ  aĀ  wallĀ  toĀ  kissĀ  them . āˆ— 17﹕ senderĀ  andĀ  receiverĀ  cookĀ  together . āˆ— 18﹕ senderĀ  comesĀ  toĀ  receiverĀ  afterĀ  beingĀ  injured . āˆ— 19﹕ senderĀ  sitsĀ  inĀ  receiver’sĀ  lap . āˆ— 2o﹕ senderĀ  liftsĀ  receiver'sĀ  chin ,Ā  invokingĀ  eyeĀ  contact . āˆ— 21﹕ senderĀ  overtakesĀ  receiverĀ  inĀ  combat . āˆ— 22﹕ senderĀ  findsĀ  receiverĀ  [ injured / bloodied ] . āˆ— 23﹕ senderĀ  straightensĀ  anĀ  articleĀ  ofĀ  receiver’sĀ  clothes . āˆ— 24﹕ senderĀ  crawlsĀ  intoĀ  bedĀ  withĀ  receiver . āˆ— 25﹕ senderĀ  rollsĀ  theirĀ  eyesĀ  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 26﹕ senderĀ  lightsĀ  receiver’sĀ  [ cigarette / joint ] . āˆ— 27﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  caughtĀ  wearingĀ  receiver'sĀ  clothes . āˆ— 28﹕ senderĀ  strikesĀ  receiverĀ  withĀ  aĀ  pillow . āˆ— 29﹕ senderĀ  writesĀ  aĀ  noteĀ  onĀ  receiver’sĀ  skin :Ā  [ note ] . āˆ— 3o﹕ senderĀ  wrapsĀ  aĀ  blanketĀ  aroundĀ  receiver’sĀ  shoulders . āˆ— 31﹕ senderĀ  runsĀ  andĀ  jumpsĀ  intoĀ  receiver’sĀ  arms . āˆ— 32﹕ senderĀ  shovesĀ  receiverĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  anger . āˆ— 33﹕ sender Ā hovers Ā over Ā receiver’s Ā shoulder Ā as Ā they Ā complete Ā a Ā task . āˆ— 34﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  foundĀ  byĀ  receiverĀ  somewhereĀ  theyĀ  shouldn’tĀ  be . āˆ— 35﹕ senderĀ  curlsĀ  upĀ  againstĀ  receiverĀ  inĀ  theirĀ  sleep . āˆ— 36﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  foundĀ  drunkĀ  byĀ  receiver . āˆ— 37﹕ senderĀ  throwsĀ  anĀ  itemĀ  ofĀ  sentimentĀ  bitterlyĀ  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 38﹕ senderĀ  joinsĀ  receiverĀ  inĀ  theĀ  shower . āˆ— 39﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  caughtĀ  followingĀ  receiver . āˆ— 4o﹕ senderĀ  tracesĀ  oneĀ  ofĀ  receiver’sĀ  [ scars / bruises ] . āˆ— 41﹕ senderĀ  twinesĀ  theirĀ  fingersĀ  withĀ  receiver’s . āˆ— 42﹕ senderĀ  bargesĀ  intoĀ  receiver’sĀ  homeĀ  unannounced . āˆ— 43﹕ senderĀ  kicksĀ  receiver’sĀ  shinĀ  beneathĀ  aĀ  table . āˆ— 44﹕ senderĀ  aggressivelyĀ  shovesĀ  pastĀ  receiver . āˆ— 45﹕ senderĀ  kissesĀ  receiver’sĀ  [ forehead / cheek ] . āˆ— 46﹕ senderĀ  pullsĀ  receiverĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  harm’sĀ  way . āˆ— 47﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  foundĀ  sobbingĀ  byĀ  receiver . āˆ— 48﹕ senderĀ  locksĀ  receiverĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  theirĀ  room . āˆ— 49﹕ senderĀ  bringsĀ  receiverĀ  [ coffee / tea ]Ā  inĀ  theĀ  morning . āˆ— 5o﹕ senderĀ  restsĀ  theirĀ  foreheadĀ  againstĀ  receiver’s . āˆ— 51﹕ senderĀ  playsĀ  aĀ  songĀ  forĀ  receiverĀ  thatĀ  remindsĀ  themĀ  ofĀ  them :Ā  [ song ] . āˆ— 52﹕ senderĀ  takesĀ  aĀ  [ punch / stab / bullet ]Ā  meantĀ  forĀ  receiver . āˆ— 53﹕ senderĀ  buysĀ  receiverĀ  aĀ  drinkĀ  atĀ  aĀ  bar . āˆ— 54﹕ senderĀ  needsĀ  receiver’sĀ  helpĀ  gettingĀ  inĀ  theĀ  bath . āˆ— 55﹕ senderĀ  andĀ  receiverĀ  crossĀ  pathsĀ  inĀ  theĀ  kitchenĀ  lateĀ  atĀ  night . āˆ— 56﹕ senderĀ  twistsĀ  receiver’sĀ  armĀ  behindĀ  theirĀ  back . āˆ— 57﹕ senderĀ  winksĀ  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 58﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  foundĀ  collapsedĀ  byĀ  receiver . āˆ— 59﹕ senderĀ  preventsĀ  anĀ  injuredĀ  receiverĀ  fromĀ  gettingĀ  up . āˆ— 6o﹕ senderĀ  clapsĀ  aĀ  handĀ  overĀ  receiver’sĀ  mouthĀ  toĀ  silenceĀ  them . āˆ— 61﹕ senderĀ  cagesĀ  receiverĀ  againstĀ  aĀ  [ wall / the floor ]Ā  withĀ  theirĀ  arms . āˆ— 62﹕ senderĀ  stormsĀ  awayĀ  fromĀ  receiverĀ  duringĀ  anĀ  argument . āˆ— 63﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  foundĀ  byĀ  receiverĀ  sleepingĀ  inĀ  receiver’sĀ  bed . āˆ— 64﹕ senderĀ  [ applies / touches up ]Ā  receiver’sĀ  makeup . āˆ— 65﹕ senderĀ  throwsĀ  receiverĀ  intoĀ  aĀ  wallĀ  duringĀ  combat . āˆ— 66﹕ senderĀ  dancesĀ  sensuallyĀ  withĀ  receiver . āˆ— 67﹕ sender Ā strikes Ā receiver Ā across Ā the Ā face . āˆ— 68﹕ senderĀ  placesĀ  theirĀ  handĀ  onĀ  receiver’sĀ  legĀ  whileĀ  driving . āˆ— 69﹕ senderĀ  pullsĀ  aĀ  chairĀ  outĀ  fromĀ  underĀ  receiver . āˆ— 7o﹕ senderĀ  catchesĀ  receiver’sĀ  wristĀ  whenĀ  theyĀ  turnĀ  toĀ  leave . āˆ— 71﹕ senderĀ  leavesĀ  anĀ  intimateĀ  markĀ  onĀ  receiver . āˆ— 72﹕ senderĀ  beatsĀ  receiverĀ  inĀ  aĀ  videoĀ  game . āˆ— 73﹕ senderĀ  andĀ  receiverĀ  standĀ  inĀ  stunnedĀ  silenceĀ  afterĀ  aĀ  fight . āˆ— 74﹕ senderĀ  caresĀ  forĀ  receiverĀ  whileĀ  they’reĀ  sick . āˆ— 75﹕ sender Ā andĀ  receiverĀ  goĀ  onĀ  aĀ  hike . āˆ— 76﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  caughtĀ  snoopingĀ  inĀ  receiver’sĀ  things . āˆ— 77﹕ sender Ā andĀ  receiverĀ  cuddleĀ  whileĀ  watchingĀ  television . āˆ— 78﹕ senderĀ  throwsĀ  somethingĀ  aggressivelyĀ  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 79﹕ senderĀ  creepsĀ  upĀ  behindĀ  receiverĀ  toĀ  scareĀ  them . āˆ— 8o﹕ senderĀ  andĀ  receiverĀ  goĀ  shoppingĀ  together . āˆ— 81﹕ senderĀ  helpsĀ  receiverĀ  [ dye / style ]Ā  theirĀ  hair . āˆ— 82﹕ senderĀ  drawsĀ  receiverĀ  intoĀ  aĀ  kissĀ  byĀ  theĀ  backĀ  ofĀ  theirĀ  neck . āˆ— 83﹕ senderĀ  isĀ  discoveredĀ  havingĀ  aĀ  panicĀ  attackĀ  byĀ  receiver . āˆ— 84﹕ senderĀ  accidentallyĀ  injuresĀ  receiverĀ  duringĀ  sparring . āˆ— 85﹕ senderĀ  grabsĀ  receiverĀ  roughlyĀ  byĀ  theĀ  hair . āˆ— 86﹕ senderĀ  bringsĀ  receiverĀ  toĀ  theirĀ  kneesĀ  duringĀ  combat . āˆ— 87﹕ senderĀ  showsĀ  receiverĀ  evidenceĀ  ofĀ  aĀ  lieĀ  theyĀ  told . āˆ— 88﹕ sender Ā winksĀ  [ seductively / mockingly ]Ā  atĀ  receiver . āˆ— 89﹕ senderĀ  yellsĀ  atĀ  receiverĀ  toĀ  putĀ  theirĀ  handsĀ  inĀ  theĀ  air . āˆ— 9o﹕ senderĀ  helpsĀ  receiverĀ  patchĀ  upĀ  aĀ  wound . āˆ— 91﹕ senderĀ  holdsĀ  receiverĀ  asĀ  theyĀ  cry . āˆ— 92﹕ senderĀ  silentlyĀ  andĀ  angrilyĀ  pointsĀ  receiverĀ  towardsĀ  theĀ  door . āˆ— 93﹕ sender Ā gesturesĀ  forĀ  receiverĀ  toĀ  sitĀ  down . āˆ— 94﹕ sender Ā pullsĀ  receiverĀ  intoĀ  theirĀ  lap . āˆ— 95﹕ senderĀ  cradlesĀ  receiver’sĀ  face . āˆ— 96﹕ senderĀ  tacklesĀ  receiverĀ  outĀ  ofĀ  theĀ  wayĀ  ofĀ  danger . āˆ— 97﹕ senderĀ  hasĀ  hiddenĀ  anĀ  injuryĀ  fromĀ  receiver ,Ā  andĀ  receiverĀ  findsĀ  out . āˆ— 98﹕ senderĀ  confrontsĀ  receiverĀ  aboutĀ  theirĀ  unhealthyĀ  behavior . āˆ— 99﹕ senderĀ  proposesĀ  toĀ  receiver . āˆ— 1oo﹕ sender Ā has Ā just Ā died , Ā receiver Ā finds Ā out .
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with all due respect, which is none,
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if youve ever been sick of him, youve been evil too
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