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#morty's here now too... i'm yanking everything across though i promise#i don't drop things that are two years old... you can't shake me
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mortyāsĀ gonnaĀ beĀ movingĀ overĀ hereĀ thisĀ week!Ā Ā @bravestā
#if you've sent me an ask recently dw i'm gonna answer it over there...#iām just tidying up over there before i uproot ENTIRELY but yeah :]
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mortyāsĀ gonnaĀ beĀ movingĀ overĀ hereĀ thisĀ week!Ā Ā @bravestā
#if you've sent me an ask recently dw i'm gonna answer it over there...#i'm gonna hang out here a few days more just while i finish putting things together but yeah :]
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@veroxinsāĀ sentĀ bulletĀ train :Ā Ā āĀ ohĀ shit,Ā whoĀ theĀ fuckĀ didĀ iĀ kill?Ā ā
āĀ oh,Ā shit.Ā āĀ thatāsĀ certainlyĀ goingĀ toĀ presentĀ aĀ problemĀ inĀ theĀ nearĀ future,Ā andĀ mortyĀ doesnātĀ planĀ toĀ stillĀ beĀ inĀ thisĀ sameĀ galaxyĀ byĀ theĀ timeĀ theĀ inevitableĀ consequencesĀ ofĀ theĀ otherāsĀ actionĀ rearĀ theirĀ uglyĀ heads.
takingĀ severalĀ decisiveĀ stridesĀ backĀ fromĀ theĀ corpseĀ splayedĀ outĀ onĀ theĀ deskĀ beforeĀ them,Ā theĀ teenagerĀ glancesĀ overĀ toĀ theĀ girlĀ withĀ hisĀ mouthĀ agapeĀ inĀ bewilderment,Ā andĀ aĀ flashĀ ofĀ openĀ disbeliefĀ Ā worksĀ itāsĀ wayĀ acrossĀ hisĀ visageĀ atĀ herĀ query.Ā Ā
brightĀ greenĀ bloodĀ andĀ chartreuseĀ visceraĀ rapidlyĀ poolsĀ andĀ paintsĀ overĀ theĀ bureauāsĀ metallicĀ finish,Ā andĀ beginsĀ drippingĀ offĀ theĀ edges.Ā ifĀ heĀ hadĀ toĀ guess,Ā heādĀ sayĀ theyĀ haveĀ mereĀ Ā minutesĀ toĀ startĀ makingĀ distanceĀ beforeĀ aĀ guardĀ comesĀ backĀ around,Ā uncoversĀ thisĀ unfortunateĀ development,Ā andĀ hasĀ anĀ entireĀ fuckingĀ armyĀ onĀ theirĀ assĀ inĀ anĀ overblownĀ actĀ ofĀ retaliation.
āĀ wh-Ā what?!Ā whatĀ doĀ youĀ mean,Ā whoĀ didĀ youĀ kill?!Ā thatās-Ā thatĀ was-Ā jesusĀ christ,Ā no,Ā thereās-Ā thereāsĀ noĀ time.Ā listen.Ā iām,Ā iāmĀ gettingĀ theĀ fuckĀ outĀ ofĀ here,Ā and-Ā andĀ youĀ shouldĀ be,Ā yāknow,Ā doināĀ theĀ same!Ā y-Ā youāreĀ aĀ warĀ criminalĀ hereĀ now,Ā doĀ youĀ getĀ that?!Ā y-Ā youĀ donātĀ wannaĀ knowĀ whatĀ theĀ torturesĀ areĀ likeĀ here!Ā i-Ā itās,Ā itāsĀ someĀ messedĀ upĀ shit!Ā ā
#he's like bYE1!!! (hangs back to freak out at her anyway)#lmk if this doesn't work though!!#veroxins#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā šššššš Ā : Ā am Ā i Ā worried ? Ā about Ā what ? Ā but Ā yeah .
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šššššš ššššš
cursing, violence, all that good shit. feel free to adjust as you please!
you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from
thank you for taking the job on such short notice.
you are getting the new and improved me.
you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
you don't have bad luck.
it's good luck. it's all in how you frame it.
you picked me second?
you have the strangest requests.
hey, this is nice!
it's like I got a compulsion or something.
I have to take it if I see it.
a goldfish biscuit? I mean, I don't understand it.
why didn't you tell me to bring that gun?
you're bleeding, mate.
oh shit, who the fuck did I kill?
I don't bleed.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
they're adaptable, like me.
no one likes lemons.
what's the catch? there's always a catch.
oh well, look at this! sleeping beauty!
technically, we're outside contractors.
you ever watch thomas the tank engine?
I always bring my stickers with me, you know that.
I wanna fucking strangle you right now.
why do you always bring swords?
that wasn't our fault.
you sound nervous.
you're overthinking it.
you're under-thinking it.
my job is to keep you safe.
I plan on completing my job.
the case, go get me the fucking case.
he doesn't need a reason to kill people like you; he needs a reason not to.
that's fucking confusing.
you came here to kill me.
you're going to want to hear the whole story, or you'll be very, very sorry.
three words describe our situation right now; do you know what they are?
family's more important than money, right?
let me put this bluntly: there's this soulless psychotic leader with the largest criminal organization on the planet shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks.
if you mention that one more time I'm going to shoot you in the fucking face.
he asked for pros who wouldn't fuck up.
what do you want?
I'm not in someone else's story, you're all in mine.
deny it all you want, but you work for someone who works for someone else, et cetera et cetera.
I don't know what you think I can do for you.
you're going to kill him for me.
you look so tense.
that sounds dark as shit.
nut up or shut up, bro.
right, so: slight change of plans.
you stabbed me?!
I came here for revenge.
can we just take a time-out here?
I will ruin your life the way you ruined mine.
you are fuckin' excused.
it sounds so easy when you say it.
I'm really good with faces.
we have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we're surrounding ourselves with.
why are we whispering?
this rude enough for you, you fucking prick?
shove that hat up your asshole, you hear me?
there's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you.
I' can't really hear what you're saying.
I'm just fucking with you, mate.
who the fuck are you?
you look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
you shot me. you shot me twice.
I shoot a lot of people.
you also have a shootable face.
I've forgiven, I've moved on.
I've always been lucky.
every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?
what's your plan here?
I'd like to accept your offer.
simple is better.
I ain't got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.
are you following me?
eat a bag of dicks!
I'm not a diesel, you're a diesel.
jesus christ, you had a bit of a bosh.
would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?
wanna make an easy two hundred bucks?
is this like, a sex thing?
all right, game's up.
the innocent young girl act really doesn't get you very far if you're holding a gun.
I wanted to handle it myself.
you can't control what fate has in store for us.
we're not finished.
this is a complete waste of my time.
unlike you, I'm a professional.
get the fuck off my back, will ya?
we need to deal with that twat right fucking now.
be careful, something else is going on here.
I'm never wrong.
you shoot first, come up with the answers later.
you be careful.
we need boundaries.
I knew my luck would rub off on you.
if the gun doesn't kill him, the case will.
I brought you here to fail.
it's a stupid plan.
it's a brilliant plan.
whatever deal was made, it wasn't done with the normal channels.
there's something else going on here.
did you just say whack?
you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?
you sure you don't want to talk this out?
for what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole and I'm glad you're going to fucking die with me.
why did you even bother trying?
I don't think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose.
I'll do what you want.
you don't know anything about life or how hard it is.
I haven't seen anything like that, I think I'd remember.
I still need a fall guy.
you got a better idea, do you?
I'm finding it very hard to follow this story.
I'm sorry, I get captivated by white girl tears.
I'm really good at reading people and something tells me that you are just not fucking right.
am I dreaming?
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
you are really good, you sure you didn't study?
how do you do that? it's really unbelievable!
I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.
take that, punk!
you bitch!
you gotta be better prepared!
I'm mansplaining again.
you don't seem like a religious person.
you want me to hold your hand?
are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?
how do you always know what I'm doing?
get off your fucking lazy ass and come here and finish the job yourself.
I want to look into your eyes when I kill you.
I'm so happy to see you.
please help me!
I'm sorry darling, I don't know who the fuck you are.
a pretty girl makes a good hostage.
keep your fucking knickers on.
there's been a diesel causing all sorts of fucking havoc.
it was you the whole fucking time!
what the fuck are you doing?
he said he was going to kill you and blame everything on you.
no one's going to hurt you.
we've got to go, right now!
I don't want to be alone, please!
it's not your fault.
you've got your whole life ahead of you.
make sure you do something that brings you peace.
you're not going to let me get hurt? be honest.
you're creeping me out.
I have survived much more and much worse than you.
I'll fucking kill him myself!
her intentions with you were not honorable.
a blind man could see you were the one in the dark.
I did not need to do anything; fate will do what it wills.
fate for me is just another word for bad luck.
I returned home and found nothing except ash and blood.
he had taken everything from me.
I went into hiding and I looked for a way to strike him out without endangering what I had left.
I did not think fate would ever give me the chance to make things right.
everything that's ever happened to you has lead you here.
that's a shit deal.
am I in hell?
where the fuck is my brother?
I'll shoot you in the fucking throat next time!
I'm fast to kick your ass, I swear to god!
we prepare together or we die alone.
if fate wills, I will get my revenge.
I'll get is the fuck out of here.
what are you going to do?
I'm going to buy us some time.
I came to see you and to make you finally see me.
I built myself up from the nothing you gave me.
I was the one who deserved your attention. your love.
you have never been part of my plan.
I got a bad feeling about this.
why does it always gotta be us to do this shit?
why do you do what you do?
nothing in life is an accident.
I will always come for you.
if you do not control your fate, it will control you.
why are you here?
I do not know why you are here, but move out of my way.
I'm sorry I shot you twice.
you are not ruled by strength, you are ruled by fear.
just let it go, bro!
what is with this fucked-up family?
you need some suggested reading, if I may.
was that karma?
did you come to rescue me?
did you need rescuing?
what's happening to your face? are you crying?
do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?
I think you were right about one thing.
maybe you've learned something after all.
take a fucking bow!
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I don't have "trust" issues. I have "I've see this before and I know how it ends" issues.
#:/#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā ššššššš Ā : Ā it Ā feels Ā like Ā nothing Ā is Ā easy . Ā it Ā will Ā never Ā be .
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šššššš ššš
trigger warnings apply, adjust as needed.
the police have a few more questions.
how are you doing?
it's lots of this and not knowing what to do next.
you're part of this family.
how you doing, kiddo?
I thought you should have been there.
I was outvoted.
he was so hairy, and I've dated italian guys!
are you leaving?
everyone idolizes their dad, right?
where do you come up with that?
why are we doing all of this again?
I read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.
you're famous!
I know who you are.
I read your profile in the new yorker and I found it delightful.
why are you here?
it's just not the same.
are you baiting me?
that's where the real money is.
this is not how I wanted to have this conversation.
you tell her, or I will.
that's none of your business.
I don't know how this mix-up happened.
please, you don't understand.
I know it will hurt, but it's all for the best.
my mind's made up.
just the thought of lying makes me puke.
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
it makes no damn sense.
we are not breaking tradition on my birthday!
you really love drama, huh?
you wanna do drugs?
you know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder.
I need to write this down.
listen to me!
I thought I heard something.
what do you want me to do?
you've got to be kidding me.
I keep waiting for the big reveal.
those two things don't even conflate.
don't point at me!
I'm warning you!
financially, I'd like to help you out.
I stayed hoping to speak to you a little bit more.
I trust your kind heart.
how about it, watson?
you do as I say and everything will be just fine, I promise.
sweet beans!
what is this? what's this arrangement?
it's funny you're here at all.
why are you even bothering?
we gotta do this more often.
this might be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
nothing good is ever easy.
eat shit!
what do we have here?
this can't be legal.
you little bitch!
did you know about this?
were you in on this from the beginning?
I totally understand what you must be feeling right now.
okay, seriously though, what the hell?
it's the only thing that makes sense.
[name], tell me everything.
did you just google that?
I suspect foul play.
I don't care if I go to jail.
you've come this far, let me help you go all the way.
you should do whatever you think is right.
I won't let that happen.
how do you know all this stuff?
[name], do you hear me?
do you regret helping me yet?
this is going well.
I feel like I swallowed bees.
I couldn't do this without you.
that was the dumbest car chase of all time.
I don't know what you want.
we have to figure it out, right here, right now.
you did this!
you won't get away with this!
this will tie everything up.
you're not much of a detective, are you?
you make a pretty lousy murderer.
perhaps we deserve each other.
you've always been good to me.
that was certainly not what I was expecting at all.
why did you hire me?
you can't be that crazy.
that's some heavy duty conjecture.
you are guilty of nothing but a few amateur theatrics.
are you back again already?
this is stupid with two o's.
you have not a shred of evidence.
in for a penny, in for a pound.
I knew you were guilty as shit.
don't you come near me!
I'm going to say this just to you.
you think I'm not going to fight to protect my home?
oh shut up!
yeah, I killed them.
what do you got on me?
you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life.
I have a feeling you'll follow your heart.
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I feel like I donāt say this enough, but
FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!
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countlessrealitiesā.
Rick barely spares a glance at the money that are set on the counter for him to take. By now thatās all he needs to assess if heās being paid what heās owned or not. The Morty has gotten the amount wrong, even if not of much, but he doesnāt say anything. He doesnāt need much to survive and he has more than enough to keep the bar open anyway.
So, he just relinquishes his grip on the glass, allowing the boy to have it without further delay. So the kid not only isnāt Rickless as he had already guessed, but he doesnāt live on the Citadel. Well, that explains a lot. Why he is so independent without being some street stray or wearing some kind of uniform. And also the different casual clothes.
Mortys who still live with their family always look different, even if just subtly, in either appearances or behaviour, from the ones you can find on the Citadel.
Haunting memories from what feels like another life threaten to burst in his consciousness, but he quickly stomps them down. Heāll have all the time to torment himself after his shift.
āN-No, it doesnāt,ā he replies with a brief shrug, reaching out to grab another glass. Things will be slow for a little while, he can afford to indulge. And even if he couldnāt, he would do it anyway. He is far too sober to deal with this particular Morty. Thereās something about himā¦
āOr-Or it didnāt till you told me youāre not a local,ā he hurried to add, trying to chase away thoughts. āT-Things around here work differently. S-Seeing a Morty on his own is almost as normal as s-seeing them with their Rick. E-Even when they are in a bar drinking.ā
He fills his own glass with the contents of another bottle, something that smells much stronger than what he has given the teenā¦even if he definitely has not served him some watered down shit either.
āG-Great to know that thereās still plenty of asshole Ricks out there too,ā he muses, lifting his glass a little in a mock toast, before downing its contents all in one go.
āS-So, are you playing errand boy for your Rick or-or is this some rebellious stunt? G-Grabbed his portal gun without permission to go to a place he hates?ā His lips curl in the shadow of a bitter grin. āAn-And donāt worry, I wonāt snitch. I-I donāt really like Ricks.ā
Himself included. If something, he is the one he hates the most.
āĀ yeah ...Ā iĀ guessĀ theyĀ do.Ā āĀ aĀ motionĀ isĀ almostĀ madeĀ toĀ extendĀ aĀ sympatheticĀ sentimentĀ toĀ theĀ otherĀ for,Ā youĀ know,Ā havingĀ toĀ activelyĀ fuckingĀ liveĀ onĀ theĀ shitadelĀ andĀ experienceĀ itĀ allĀ firsthand,Ā butĀ c-136Ā quashesĀ theĀ urgeĀ swiftlyĀ andĀ thinksĀ nothingĀ moreĀ ofĀ it.Ā theĀ lastĀ thingĀ aĀ rickĀ wantsĀ fromĀ aĀ mortyĀ is---Ā well,Ā anythingĀ thatĀ couldĀ beĀ perceivedĀ asĀ pity.Ā heĀ knowsĀ betterĀ thanĀ toĀ expendĀ theĀ flickerĀ ofĀ compassionĀ inĀ hisĀ chestĀ onĀ oneĀ ofĀ them.Ā Ā
heĀ huffsĀ inĀ aĀ restrainedĀ showĀ ofĀ amusementĀ andĀ raisesĀ hisĀ ownĀ glassĀ backĀ despiteĀ himself,Ā beforeĀ knockingĀ theĀ drinkĀ back.Ā itĀ burnsĀ inĀ hisĀ throatĀ unpleasantly,Ā butĀ theĀ briefĀ painĀ isĀ aĀ comfortingĀ one-Ā theĀ tensionĀ ofĀ hisĀ frameĀ easesĀ everĀ soĀ slightly,Ā hisĀ whollyĀ unyieldingĀ expressionĀ beginsĀ toĀ softenĀ aroundĀ theĀ edges.Ā hisĀ perpetualĀ teenageĀ angerĀ tendsĀ toĀ mercifullyĀ subsideĀ onceĀ underĀ theĀ influence---Ā unless,Ā yāknow,Ā deliberatelyĀ exacerbated.
āĀ iāmĀ alwaysĀ playingĀ errandĀ boyĀ wheneverĀ iĀ dragĀ myĀ assĀ here.Ā āĀ well ...Ā nineĀ timesĀ outĀ ofĀ ten,Ā atĀ anyĀ rate.Ā aĀ ruefulĀ grinĀ cracksĀ acrossĀ theĀ boyāsĀ visageĀ despiteĀ himself.Ā Ā āĀ thereĀ areĀ wayĀ betterĀ placesĀ toĀ goĀ andĀ ārebelāĀ thanĀ theĀ shitadel.Ā coolerĀ stuntsĀ toĀ pull.Ā andĀ myĀ rickĀ doesnātĀ reallyĀ hateĀ thisĀ placeĀ anyway.Ā āĀ notĀ exactly.Ā heāllĀ stopĀ shortĀ thereĀ beforeĀ heĀ putsĀ hisĀ footĀ inĀ it.Ā Ā
mortyĀ fidgetsĀ withĀ hisĀ emptyĀ cupĀ absentmindedly,Ā butĀ makesĀ noĀ motionĀ toĀ askĀ forĀ anotherĀ justĀ yet.Ā heĀ alwaysĀ atĀ leastĀ triesĀ toĀ paceĀ himself.
āĀ iāveĀ gotĀ myĀ own.Ā portalĀ gun,Ā iĀ mean.Ā i-Ā iĀ madeĀ it.Ā take---Ā takeĀ aĀ wildĀ guessĀ howĀ impressedĀ rickĀ wasĀ withĀ thatĀ shitĀ trick.Ā āĀ reverseĀ engineeredĀ it,Ā but-Ā sameĀ thing.Ā noĀ needĀ toĀ minceĀ words.Ā hisĀ browsĀ liftĀ asĀ self-deprecationĀ poursĀ fromĀ hisĀ grandfatherāsĀ alternate,Ā expressionĀ unreadable,Ā andĀ c-136Ā rollsĀ hisĀ shouldersĀ intoĀ aĀ shrug.Ā Ā āĀ m-Ā makesĀ twoĀ ofĀ us.Ā ā
#countlessrealities#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā šš Ā ššššššššš Ā : Ā in Ā reality Ā youāre Ā as Ā dumb Ā as Ā they Ā come .#underage drinking cw#alcohol cw
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sacrilambā.
ovtsa grunts with effort, kicking a charger jellyfish from the sharpened edge of her battle-axe, the creatureās body slumping to the floor with one final gurgling breath, corpse then melting away. she sighs thank -fully, āthat was the last of themā, she thinks, 'this room is clearā. āļø
after picking up her bit of loot, she moves onto the nextāitās seem -ingly empty at first, and she almost lets her guard down: then, the soft pop, pop, pop, of bubbles. all at once, sheās ready to go again. āļø she raises her axe, but. takes pause, realizing the other had instead opted for cover, perhaps this was someone friendly? she begins looking around. āļø
ā hello? ā she speaks, voice surprisingly soft, considering her rather battle-worn appearance, ā is someone there? i will not harm you. ā a pause, she shifts her weapon in her hands, it reverts, turning back into a crown, which she places upon her head once more. āļø
ā see? no more weapon. ā āļø
theĀ teenagerĀ adjustsĀ hisĀ gripĀ onĀ hisĀ gun,Ā stillĀ notĀ particularlyĀ setĀ atĀ easeĀ despiteĀ thisĀ rapidĀ de-escalationĀ ofĀ thisĀ situation.Ā itāsĀ reallyĀ kindĀ ofĀ aĀ dickĀ moveĀ toĀ maintainĀ hisĀ upperĀ handĀ withĀ theĀ weaponĀ stillĀ inĀ grasp,Ā butĀ itĀ tendsĀ toĀ beĀ theĀ dickĀ movesĀ thatĀ keepĀ youĀ fromĀ dyingĀ unceremoniouslyĀ atĀ theĀ handsĀ ofĀ aĀ creatureĀ wayĀ moreĀ powerfulĀ thanĀ you,Ā so.Ā forgiveĀ hisĀ apprehension.
hisĀ gazeĀ dartsĀ toĀ regardĀ theĀ crownĀ nowĀ perchedĀ uponĀ theĀ otherāsĀ headĀ brieflyĀ ---Ā heĀ couldĀ swearĀ theĀ eyeĀ emblazonedĀ onĀ itĀ squintsĀ hisĀ wayĀ suspiciouslyĀ ---Ā andĀ hisĀ expressionĀ contortsĀ intoĀ aĀ grimace.
what,Ā royalty?Ā getĀ himĀ theĀ hellĀ outĀ ofĀ here.Ā nothingĀ goodĀ everĀ comesĀ fromĀ gettingĀ allĀ entangledĀ inĀ anyĀ monarchistĀ bullshit,Ā yāknow.Ā (hisĀ innerĀ monologueĀ soundsĀ aĀ lotĀ likeĀ rickĀ talkingĀ rightĀ now.Ā heāsĀ gonnaĀ goĀ aheadĀ andĀ ignoreĀ thatĀ uncomfortableĀ revelation.)Ā perhapsĀ theĀ onlyĀ thingĀ thatĀ keepsĀ himĀ fromĀ firingĀ aĀ portalĀ underĀ hisĀ feetĀ andĀ makingĀ aĀ rapidĀ exitĀ fromĀ thisĀ sideĀ ofĀ realityĀ isĀ howĀ softlyĀ hisĀ newfoundĀ companyĀ speaks.Ā Ā
man ...Ā fine.Ā heāsĀ notĀ underestimatingĀ howĀ quicklyĀ thisĀ couldĀ goĀ south,Ā though---Ā justĀ forĀ posterity.Ā c-136Ā risesĀ toĀ hisĀ feetĀ andĀ straightensĀ up.Ā theĀ gunĀ isĀ neatlyĀ foldedĀ withĀ theĀ sameĀ easeĀ oneĀ mightĀ manipulateĀ aĀ sheetĀ ofĀ paper,Ā andĀ slippedĀ intoĀ theĀ pocketĀ ofĀ hisĀ jeansĀ withĀ easeĀ onceĀ itāsĀ comfilyĀ compartmentalised.
āĀ um ...Ā just ...Ā just-Ā me.Ā āĀ thatāsĀ oneĀ wayĀ toĀ introduceĀ yourself,Ā morty.Ā aĀ pitiful,Ā obviouslyĀ distrustful,Ā way-Ā butĀ aĀ wayĀ forĀ sure.Ā Ā
idly,Ā heĀ findsĀ himselfĀ wonderingĀ ifĀ theĀ sightĀ ofĀ himĀ isĀ freakingĀ theĀ lambĀ out,Ā whereasĀ mortyĀ himselfĀ canĀ prettyĀ muchĀ takeĀ thisĀ oddityĀ onboardĀ inĀ strideĀ consideringĀ allĀ heĀ seesĀ onĀ aĀ dailyĀ basis.Ā heāsĀ notĀ stumbledĀ acrossĀ anyĀ humansĀ duringĀ hisĀ expeditionĀ ofĀ thisĀ realm.Ā feelsĀ likeĀ humanityāsĀ notĀ exactlyĀ aĀ thingĀ here.Ā hazelĀ huesĀ haveĀ toĀ peerĀ rightĀ downĀ toĀ regardĀ theĀ sheep,Ā butĀ thereāsĀ notĀ muchĀ heĀ canĀ doĀ aboutĀ theĀ sizeableĀ differenceĀ inĀ theirĀ stature ...
āĀ iāmĀ not ...Ā uh,Ā looking-Ā lookingĀ for,Ā yāknow-Ā trouble,Ā orĀ anything.Ā notĀ evenĀ aĀ little.Ā j-Ā justĀ wantedĀ to,Ā yāknow,Ā toĀ takeĀ aĀ lookĀ around!Ā butĀ ifĀ thatāsĀ notĀ cool,Ā um,Ā i-Ā iĀ canĀ go!Ā iāllĀ go,Ā forĀ sure.Ā iĀ dunnoĀ if-Ā iĀ mean,Ā theĀ crown,Ā andĀ all,Ā maybeĀ you ...Ā like,Ā ruleĀ overĀ thisĀ place?Ā ...Ā andĀ iāmĀ notĀ hereĀ to-Ā toĀ questionĀ that.Ā orĀ anything.Ā again.Ā noĀ trouble.Ā ā
#sacrilamb#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā šš Ā ššššššššš Ā : Ā in Ā reality Ā youāre Ā as Ā dumb Ā as Ā they Ā come .
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---andĀ theĀ thingĀ thatĀ makesĀ itĀ evenĀ moreĀ poignantĀ isĀ thatĀ itĀ couldĀ justĀ asĀ easilyĀ haveĀ beenĀ theĀ otherĀ wayĀ around!!Ā Ā
mortyĀ himselfĀ mightĀ haveĀ beenĀ inclinedĀ toĀ leanĀ intoĀ theĀ practiceĀ ofĀ exchangingĀ glancesĀ withĀ rickĀ whenĀ bethĀ missesĀ aĀ point,Ā agreedĀ thatĀ sheĀ cannotĀ reasonĀ theĀ wayĀ theyĀ do---Ā ifĀ rickĀ hadĀ justĀ beenĀ evenĀ theĀ slightestĀ bitĀ moreĀ capableĀ ofĀ swallowingĀ hisĀ egoĀ andĀ connectingĀ withĀ mortyĀ overĀ theirĀ sharedĀ intelligenceĀ fromĀ theĀ dayĀ heĀ firstĀ movedĀ in.Ā Ā
inĀ aĀ sense,Ā itāsĀ beenĀ soĀ goodĀ forĀ mortyāsĀ generalĀ moralityĀ andĀ overallĀ senseĀ ofĀ compassionĀ thatĀ himĀ andĀ rickĀ haveĀ neverĀ beenĀ particularlyĀ closeĀ orĀ bondedĀ overĀ sharedĀ knowledge,Ā evenĀ ifĀ itāsĀ madeĀ him ...Ā incrediblyĀ mentallyĀ illĀ inĀ theĀ processĀ šĀ
#LIKE!!!!#if rick hadn't been such an asshole and if c-136 hadn't had that disdain / distrust of him ...#he would have been the one craving rick's approval and wanting to feel a sense of us vs them with the family!!#he's dodged a bullet but in the same sense his mom is now so out of reach? any chance of a good relationship with her...#not that it's his fault that beth craves her father's approval or anything#but like... that could have been him too!#in another universe huh...#sorry i'm just insane...
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iĀ amĀ literallyĀ alwaysĀ thinkingĀ aboutĀ thisĀ oneĀ snippetĀ fromĀ oneĀ ofĀ myĀ pinterestĀ boardsĀ andĀ howĀ wellĀ itĀ correlatesĀ withĀ theĀ dynamicsĀ c-136Ā hasĀ withĀ bethĀ andĀ rick ...Ā Ā
āoftenĀ fatherĀ andĀ daughterĀ lookĀ downĀ uponĀ (morty)Ā together.Ā theyĀ exchangeĀ meaningfulĀ glancesĀ whenĀ heĀ missesĀ aĀ point.Ā theyĀ agreeĀ thatĀ heĀ isĀ notĀ asĀ brightĀ asĀ theyĀ are,Ā cannotĀ reasonĀ asĀ theyĀ do.Ā Ā thisĀ doesĀ notĀ saveĀ theĀ daughterĀ fromĀ mortyāsĀ fate.ā
iāveĀ talkedĀ aĀ lotĀ aboutĀ howĀ forĀ c-136Ā beth,Ā mortyĀ hasĀ reallyĀ alwaysĀ beenĀ moreĀ ofĀ aĀ meansĀ toĀ anĀ endĀ thanĀ herĀ child---Ā heāsĀ aĀ tieĀ toĀ rickĀ thatĀ sheĀ canĀ gripĀ toĀ desperatelyĀ toĀ keepĀ herĀ fromĀ beingĀ leftĀ behindĀ altogetherĀ againĀ theĀ wayĀ sheĀ onceĀ was.Ā Ā
justĀ likeĀ theĀ snippetĀ describes,Ā itĀ wasĀ alwaysĀ easyĀ forĀ herĀ toĀ takeĀ rickāsĀ sideĀ onĀ mattersĀ forĀ easyĀ endearmentĀ fromĀ herĀ father,Ā andĀ sheĀ prioritisedĀ bondingĀ withĀ himĀ inĀ thisĀ veryĀ fuckedĀ upĀ wayĀ overĀ howĀ herĀ sonĀ mightĀ feelĀ aboutĀ constantlyĀ beingĀ pickedĀ atĀ byĀ theĀ twoĀ ofĀ them.Ā Ā
butĀ justĀ theĀ sameĀ asĀ theĀ snippetĀ concludes,Ā itāsĀ aĀ fruitlessĀ effortĀ forĀ her.Ā allĀ theĀ timeĀ sheĀ spendsĀ clutchingĀ forĀ connectionĀ withĀ herĀ fatherĀ isĀ notĀ savingĀ herĀ fromĀ theĀ fateĀ ofĀ beingĀ theĀ moreĀ disposableĀ oneĀ betweenĀ herselfĀ andĀ morty.Ā Ā
sheāsĀ notĀ allĀ thatĀ specialĀ toĀ him,Ā andĀ sheāsĀ certainlyĀ notĀ exemptĀ herselfĀ fromĀ rickāsĀ occasionalĀ disparagement.Ā rickĀ lovesĀ her,Ā andĀ all,Ā butĀ mortyĀ isĀ stillĀ theĀ fixtureĀ inĀ theĀ familyĀ heĀ valuesĀ theĀ most.Ā bethĀ subconsciouslyĀ understandsĀ that,Ā andĀ sheĀ resentsĀ mortyĀ forĀ it,Ā whichĀ makesĀ itĀ thatĀ muchĀ easierĀ forĀ herĀ toĀ leanĀ intoĀ theseĀ sessionsĀ ofĀ lookingĀ downĀ onĀ mortyĀ orĀ snappingĀ atĀ himĀ forĀ talkingĀ backĀ toĀ rickĀ andĀ generallyĀ actingĀ inĀ waysĀ thatĀ upsetĀ herĀ dad.
#beth c-136 does make me very sad...#and her relationship with morty makes me sadder#because of how arms' length it is and the resentment on both sides...#he just knows she'll choose her dad's attention over defending him in any way every time#so it's hard to love her most days...#it pisses him off so much!!#rick's gonna mourn you for a minute at most if you're LUCKY if something happens and then he'll just get a new beth!!#why don't you get that!!!#i just know they've had a big fight about it and he called her a dumb bitch and then they've just been cold ever since š#he didn't MEAN it... not like... entirely#but he's just mad!!! he doesn't get to be mad???#i might rewrite this post because i wish i'd analysed it more formally... but yeah this snippet makes me SO.....
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#heās ⦠exhausted š#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā ššššššš Ā : Ā it Ā feels Ā like Ā nothing Ā is Ā easy . Ā it Ā will Ā never Ā be .
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#if youāre following this blog and not brgrchld tumblr icon alice idek what to say š¤Ø#we love louise so MUCH!!!!#and alice is okay too we guess ā¦ā¦#(sheās an angel and so talented kiss kiss :3)
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ššš šµš¶šµš½š¬š¹š©šØš³ š·š¹š¶š“š·š»šŗ . Ā Ā ( Ā a Ā collection Ā of Ā 100 Ā nonverbalĀ actionĀ prompts .Ā Ā matureĀ andĀ potentiallyĀ triggeringĀ themes Ā are Ā present . Ā add Ā ā + reverse ā Ā to Ā swap Ā assigned Ā roles .Ā )
ā o1ļ¹Ā senderĀ tucksĀ hairĀ outĀ ofĀ receiverāsĀ face . ā o2ļ¹ sender Ā offers Ā receiver Ā a Ā bite Ā from Ā their Ā fork . ā o3ļ¹ senderĀ placesĀ theirĀ feet / legsĀ inĀ receiver'sĀ lap . ā o4ļ¹ senderĀ offersĀ receiverĀ anĀ earbudĀ toĀ shareĀ theirĀ music . ā o5ļ¹ senderĀ comfortsĀ receiverĀ inĀ theĀ aftermathĀ ofĀ aĀ nightmare . ā o6ļ¹ senderĀ givesĀ receiverĀ companyĀ inĀ theĀ hospital . ā o7ļ¹Ā sender Ā wraps Ā their Ā arms Ā around Ā a Ā hysterical Ā receiver Ā to Ā calm Ā them . ā o8ļ¹ senderĀ showsĀ upĀ atĀ receiverāsĀ homeĀ lateĀ atĀ night . ā o9ļ¹ senderĀ fallsĀ asleepĀ leaningĀ againstĀ receiver . ā 1oļ¹ senderĀ wieldsĀ aĀ [ gun / knife ]Ā atĀ receiver . ā 11ļ¹Ā senderĀ runsĀ theirĀ fingersĀ throughĀ receiverāsĀ hair . ā 12ļ¹ senderĀ invitesĀ receiverĀ toĀ dance . ā 13ļ¹ senderĀ takesĀ aĀ [ picture / video ]Ā ofĀ receiver . ā 14ļ¹ senderĀ placesĀ theirĀ headĀ inĀ receiverāsĀ lap . ā 15ļ¹ senderĀ andĀ receiverĀ makeĀ eyeĀ contactĀ acrossĀ aĀ busyĀ room . ā 16ļ¹ senderĀ pushesĀ receiverĀ againstĀ aĀ wallĀ toĀ kissĀ them . ā 17ļ¹Ā senderĀ andĀ receiverĀ cookĀ together . ā 18ļ¹ senderĀ comesĀ toĀ receiverĀ afterĀ beingĀ injured . ā 19ļ¹ senderĀ sitsĀ inĀ receiverāsĀ lap . ā 2oļ¹ senderĀ liftsĀ receiver'sĀ chin ,Ā invokingĀ eyeĀ contact . ā 21ļ¹ senderĀ overtakesĀ receiverĀ inĀ combat . ā 22ļ¹ senderĀ findsĀ receiverĀ [ injured / bloodied ] . ā 23ļ¹ senderĀ straightensĀ anĀ articleĀ ofĀ receiverāsĀ clothes . ā 24ļ¹ senderĀ crawlsĀ intoĀ bedĀ withĀ receiver . ā 25ļ¹ senderĀ rollsĀ theirĀ eyesĀ atĀ receiver . ā 26ļ¹ senderĀ lightsĀ receiverāsĀ [ cigarette / joint ] . ā 27ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ caughtĀ wearingĀ receiver'sĀ clothes . ā 28ļ¹ senderĀ strikesĀ receiverĀ withĀ aĀ pillow . ā 29ļ¹ senderĀ writesĀ aĀ noteĀ onĀ receiverāsĀ skin :Ā [ note ] . ā 3oļ¹Ā senderĀ wrapsĀ aĀ blanketĀ aroundĀ receiverāsĀ shoulders . ā 31ļ¹Ā senderĀ runsĀ andĀ jumpsĀ intoĀ receiverāsĀ arms . ā 32ļ¹ senderĀ shovesĀ receiverĀ outĀ ofĀ anger . ā 33ļ¹ sender Ā hovers Ā over Ā receiverās Ā shoulder Ā as Ā they Ā complete Ā a Ā task . ā 34ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ foundĀ byĀ receiverĀ somewhereĀ theyĀ shouldnātĀ be . ā 35ļ¹ senderĀ curlsĀ upĀ againstĀ receiverĀ inĀ theirĀ sleep . ā 36ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ foundĀ drunkĀ byĀ receiver . ā 37ļ¹ senderĀ throwsĀ anĀ itemĀ ofĀ sentimentĀ bitterlyĀ atĀ receiver . ā 38ļ¹ senderĀ joinsĀ receiverĀ inĀ theĀ shower . ā 39ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ caughtĀ followingĀ receiver . ā 4oļ¹Ā senderĀ tracesĀ oneĀ ofĀ receiverāsĀ [ scars / bruises ] . ā 41ļ¹ senderĀ twinesĀ theirĀ fingersĀ withĀ receiverās . ā 42ļ¹ senderĀ bargesĀ intoĀ receiverāsĀ homeĀ unannounced . ā 43ļ¹ senderĀ kicksĀ receiverāsĀ shinĀ beneathĀ aĀ table . ā 44ļ¹ senderĀ aggressivelyĀ shovesĀ pastĀ receiver . ā 45ļ¹ senderĀ kissesĀ receiverāsĀ [ forehead / cheek ] . ā 46ļ¹ senderĀ pullsĀ receiverĀ outĀ ofĀ harmāsĀ way . ā 47ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ foundĀ sobbingĀ byĀ receiver . ā 48ļ¹ senderĀ locksĀ receiverĀ outĀ ofĀ theirĀ room . ā 49ļ¹ senderĀ bringsĀ receiverĀ [ coffee / tea ]Ā inĀ theĀ morning . ā 5oļ¹ senderĀ restsĀ theirĀ foreheadĀ againstĀ receiverās . ā 51ļ¹ senderĀ playsĀ aĀ songĀ forĀ receiverĀ thatĀ remindsĀ themĀ ofĀ them :Ā [ song ] . ā 52ļ¹ senderĀ takesĀ aĀ [ punch / stab / bullet ]Ā meantĀ forĀ receiver . ā 53ļ¹ senderĀ buysĀ receiverĀ aĀ drinkĀ atĀ aĀ bar . ā 54ļ¹ senderĀ needsĀ receiverāsĀ helpĀ gettingĀ inĀ theĀ bath . ā 55ļ¹ senderĀ andĀ receiverĀ crossĀ pathsĀ inĀ theĀ kitchenĀ lateĀ atĀ night . ā 56ļ¹ senderĀ twistsĀ receiverāsĀ armĀ behindĀ theirĀ back . ā 57ļ¹ senderĀ winksĀ atĀ receiver . ā 58ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ foundĀ collapsedĀ byĀ receiver . ā 59ļ¹ senderĀ preventsĀ anĀ injuredĀ receiverĀ fromĀ gettingĀ up . ā 6oļ¹ senderĀ clapsĀ aĀ handĀ overĀ receiverāsĀ mouthĀ toĀ silenceĀ them . ā 61ļ¹ senderĀ cagesĀ receiverĀ againstĀ aĀ [ wall / the floor ]Ā withĀ theirĀ arms . ā 62ļ¹ senderĀ stormsĀ awayĀ fromĀ receiverĀ duringĀ anĀ argument . ā 63ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ foundĀ byĀ receiverĀ sleepingĀ inĀ receiverāsĀ bed . ā 64ļ¹ senderĀ [ applies / touches up ]Ā receiverāsĀ makeup . ā 65ļ¹ senderĀ throwsĀ receiverĀ intoĀ aĀ wallĀ duringĀ combat . ā 66ļ¹ senderĀ dancesĀ sensuallyĀ withĀ receiver . ā 67ļ¹ sender Ā strikes Ā receiver Ā across Ā the Ā face . ā 68ļ¹ senderĀ placesĀ theirĀ handĀ onĀ receiverāsĀ legĀ whileĀ driving . ā 69ļ¹ senderĀ pullsĀ aĀ chairĀ outĀ fromĀ underĀ receiver . ā 7oļ¹ senderĀ catchesĀ receiverāsĀ wristĀ whenĀ theyĀ turnĀ toĀ leave . ā 71ļ¹ senderĀ leavesĀ anĀ intimateĀ markĀ onĀ receiver . ā 72ļ¹ senderĀ beatsĀ receiverĀ inĀ aĀ videoĀ game . ā 73ļ¹ senderĀ andĀ receiverĀ standĀ inĀ stunnedĀ silenceĀ afterĀ aĀ fight . ā 74ļ¹ senderĀ caresĀ forĀ receiverĀ whileĀ theyāreĀ sick . ā 75ļ¹ sender Ā andĀ receiverĀ goĀ onĀ aĀ hike . ā 76ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ caughtĀ snoopingĀ inĀ receiverāsĀ things . ā 77ļ¹ sender Ā andĀ receiverĀ cuddleĀ whileĀ watchingĀ television . ā 78ļ¹ senderĀ throwsĀ somethingĀ aggressivelyĀ atĀ receiver . ā 79ļ¹ senderĀ creepsĀ upĀ behindĀ receiverĀ toĀ scareĀ them . ā 8oļ¹ senderĀ andĀ receiverĀ goĀ shoppingĀ together . ā 81ļ¹ senderĀ helpsĀ receiverĀ [ dye / style ]Ā theirĀ hair . ā 82ļ¹ senderĀ drawsĀ receiverĀ intoĀ aĀ kissĀ byĀ theĀ backĀ ofĀ theirĀ neck . ā 83ļ¹ senderĀ isĀ discoveredĀ havingĀ aĀ panicĀ attackĀ byĀ receiver . ā 84ļ¹Ā senderĀ accidentallyĀ injuresĀ receiverĀ duringĀ sparring . ā 85ļ¹Ā senderĀ grabsĀ receiverĀ roughlyĀ byĀ theĀ hair . ā 86ļ¹ senderĀ bringsĀ receiverĀ toĀ theirĀ kneesĀ duringĀ combat . ā 87ļ¹ senderĀ showsĀ receiverĀ evidenceĀ ofĀ aĀ lieĀ theyĀ told . ā 88ļ¹ sender Ā winksĀ [ seductively / mockingly ]Ā atĀ receiver . ā 89ļ¹ senderĀ yellsĀ atĀ receiverĀ toĀ putĀ theirĀ handsĀ inĀ theĀ air . ā 9oļ¹ senderĀ helpsĀ receiverĀ patchĀ upĀ aĀ wound . ā 91ļ¹ senderĀ holdsĀ receiverĀ asĀ theyĀ cry . ā 92ļ¹ senderĀ silentlyĀ andĀ angrilyĀ pointsĀ receiverĀ towardsĀ theĀ door . ā 93ļ¹ sender Ā gesturesĀ forĀ receiverĀ toĀ sitĀ down . ā 94ļ¹ sender Ā pullsĀ receiverĀ intoĀ theirĀ lap . ā 95ļ¹ senderĀ cradlesĀ receiverāsĀ face . ā 96ļ¹ senderĀ tacklesĀ receiverĀ outĀ ofĀ theĀ wayĀ ofĀ danger . ā 97ļ¹ senderĀ hasĀ hiddenĀ anĀ injuryĀ fromĀ receiver ,Ā andĀ receiverĀ findsĀ out . ā 98ļ¹ senderĀ confrontsĀ receiverĀ aboutĀ theirĀ unhealthyĀ behavior . ā 99ļ¹ senderĀ proposesĀ toĀ receiver . ā 1ooļ¹ sender Ā has Ā just Ā died , Ā receiver Ā finds Ā out .
#another reblog before i shuffle into my askbox :]#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā ššššššš Ā : Ā iāll Ā skip Ā class Ā to Ā sit Ā with Ā you .
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with all due respect, which is none,
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if youve ever been sick of him, youve been evil too
#yeah...#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā ššš Ā : Ā sometimes Ā science Ā is Ā more Ā art Ā than Ā science .#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā šššš Ā : Ā you Ā donāt Ā have Ā to Ā be Ā like Ā that .#ā* : ļ½„ļ½”Ė Ā šššššš Ā : Ā his Ā hairās Ā a Ā mess Ā and Ā he Ā doesnāt Ā know Ā who Ā he Ā is Ā yet .
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