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A lot of people hate to hear this, but they in particular really need to understand it.

If you were raised in the US, and you weren't specifically raised as a specific religion other than Christianity, then you are culturally Christian. Yes, even if you were raised atheist. Yes, I know you hate that idea. People who were raised in specific other religions in the US are usually still influenced by it, just not as thoroughly.

But specific Protestant values and attitudes have worked their way so far into US culture that we do not ever think about. (They've gotten into US Catholicism, too, Catholics elsewhere are frequently WTF at US Catholics, or so I'm told.) The "Protestant work ethic" is one of them, that "manager in your head" you should kill. Purity as a principle. The nobility of suffering (very Calvinist specifically). The prosperity culture (again, very Calvinist). A whole list. I'm honestly not good enough at Christian history to list it all. After all, I wasn't raised Christian myself. But I can see and acknowledge that I was raised in a culture with a Christian hegemony. If I pay attention, I can see where it's affected how I think. And when I do pay attention and look at it, I can change it. I can root out those patterns in my head. It's a lot of work, but it's well worth doing.

Denying that you are culturally Christian on the basis of your absence of Christian upbringing, or absence of Christianity now, just shows that you don't understand what cultural Christianity is. It is the culture that you have marinated in all your life, if you grew up in the US. The same way you've marinated in racism, classism, sexism, right on down the line (and generally they are all one thing). All of that affects you, and the only way to fix it is to acknowledge it and work on it.

This isn't a "hot take". It's just a fucking fact.

I'm posting at 10:30pm US Pacific time on a Sunday night, and fucking nobody is going to see this. Or reblog it. But I feel better having said it.

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Bro i have this goofy fear of bugs and this includes butterflies and moths. I'm so sure this has to do with spongebob. Nah but a big bug is one thing, A FLYING ONE WILL KILL ME! Can i request La Squadra + Bruno and Abbacchio with an s/o that has a really bad fear of all bugs.

Bruno:

He’s so calm about it. The definition of “gentle older brother energy.”

If you panic over a bug, he’ll just quietly scoop it up and take it outside, like it’s no big deal.

“There. All gone. You’re safe now.” His voice alone makes you feel better.

Never teases you for it, just treats it like a real issue, because to you, it is.

Will physically shield you from seeing them during missions, he literally zips pathways around swarms so you don’t have to look.

Abbacchio:

At first: so much sarcasm. “Really? You can watch someone get shot in the face and not blink, but a moth makes you scream?”

But if you’re genuinely panicking, he actually gets serious fast.

Quietly kills or removes the bug without comment. Then grumbles, “You owe me for this.”

Secretly positions himself on the side of the sidewalk closest to flowers/trees so you’re less likely to get swarmed.

Would absolutely glare down any teammate who tries to tease you about it.

Risotto:

Silent, efficient protector. He doesn’t even ask questions.

If a bug gets near you, it’s just… gone. No evidence, no discussion.

He doesn’t really understand why you’re scared, but he doesn’t need to, your comfort comes first.

“Don’t worry about it.” That’s all he says, but the problem never lasts more than three seconds.

If someone teases you, Risotto just looks at them until they stop breathing.

Prosciutto:

Teases you lightly at first “C’mon, you’re tougher than that, aren’t you?”

But he’s protective in a big-brother way. He doesn’t like seeing you scared, so he steps in fast.

Will calmly kill the bug, clean it up, and go back to the conversation like nothing happened.

If it’s a flying bug and you freak out, he automatically pulls you behind him without thinking.

Secretly adjusts your surroundings to avoid bugs (shuts windows, changes seats outdoors) so you won’t even notice them.

Pesci:

He gets nervous with you.

“Oh no — uh — do you want me to hit it?? Should I hit it??”

He’ll try to be helpful, but he’s so clumsy about it that it might end in chaos (bug escapes, you both scream, someone else has to help).

After a while, he becomes hyper-aware of insects so he can spot them before you do and freaks out on your behalf.

He’ll do anything to comfort you afterward “It’s okay, I scared it away!” (He didn’t, but he tried.)

Ghiaccio:

Instantly yelling at the bug like it insulted him personally.

“OH MY GOD — WHY IS IT HERE?! DISGUSTING LITTLE THING! DON’T YOU SEE YOU’RE SCARING THEM?!”

Somehow his outrage distracts you enough to forget your fear for a second.

Will completely destroy whatever bug dared to get close and then go on a ten-minute rant about why bugs are “biological garbage.”

Lowkey, you feel very safe because he hates them almost as much as you do.

Melone:

Thinks it’s adorable that you’re scared, but not in a mean way.

“Oh, tesoro, don’t cry — let me handle it~.” He’s actually very gentle about removing them.

100% makes sure bugs never get near you, his tech brain just knows how to minimize risk.

Might jokingly try to “teach” you about bugs to make them seem less scary, but drops it if you’re uncomfortable.

If someone teases you about it, Melone smiles sweetly and says, “Careful, or you’ll be next.”

Formaggio:

Pretends it’s hilarious at first “You’re telling me you’re scared of something smaller than my thumb?”

But if you’re genuinely panicking, he’s all action: bug gone in seconds.

Will use Little Feet to shrink and stomp them if it’s a big one, just to be extra dramatic about it.

Loves bragging about being your “official bug exterminator.”

“Relax, doll, no insect in Italy is gonna touch you while I’m around.”

Illuso:

Big teasing energy, but only because he finds your reaction kind of cute.

“Seriously? You’re terrified of that? Should I fight it for you?”

But he’ll still take care of it right away, quick, no-nonsense.

Uses Man in the Mirror to trap bugs so you never have to see them again.

Secretly enjoys how you instinctively cling to him when you’re scared but never admits it.

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Our little eternity ⌛ I have loved you since before the beginning of time And I shall love you long after it has passed After our bodies have turned to dust and mended together in the sands of the beaches In the corners of cobblestones in the wet earth of the meadows As steadfast and constant as the best of a heart. May our love shine the brightest in the night sky where our souls may meet once more as dust born from the same star

⎯⎯⎯⎯ ✦ ʚ♡ɞ ✦ ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯

It's Prosciutto and I's 5th year together. All my family and I have known is struggle even before I was in love with him. He has become evermore important to me through times where nothing was certain about my future. I have poured blood, sweat, tears into everything i have for the both of us. As my family continues to struggle I still hope for better times when I'll be able to give him more time, more effort, more love, it never stops.

He is my universe. Once years ago I was mocked for saying so, for loving him so deeply and seriously. But genuinely, truly, nothing could come between the both of us. Being a riako for him has become a lifelong and meaningful dedication. He has meant more to me than anything I could have ever imagined. It is not hard to love him not hard to imagine a long, long, long, long, long future between us. All roads lead to Prosciutto.

With these ancient Roman words, I want to renew our vows stronger, more resilient, deeper, with more loyalty. Without shame, without fear, with passion, with reverence. When you love someone for a time so stretched that you no longer remember when you didn't. When the word love becomes moot and the simple aligning of returned gazes is enough. So I savor our little eternity.

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ham, ice, and cheese doodles

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YUMESHIPS ✦

Prosciutto 💍 Skwisgaar Skwigelf Ashley Graydon Hugo Vlad Mitchell Linn Gilear Faeth Calderon Lynch Erik

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Made a new yume intro for my pinned <3

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Imagine me blowing on a dusty old tome to reveal a cover saying “DIO FUCKER AGENDA” in embossed gold (I am never too far from my roots)

ridiculous sex headcanons, dio brando edition

brat (derogatory)

thinks overstimulation is a power play and doesn’t realize that, yeah, but also he just got played into handing out multiple orgasms like a fucking dummy

shows you his fucked up taxidermy collection afterwards, if you value your life you need to pretend the shrunken head grafted onto a cat with bat wings is fascinating

acts like he’s some kind of god because he ran a giant orgy mansion in Egypt in the 80s but puts in like 20% effort and is doing the jackhammer-into-the-sheets move 90% of the time

acts like reciprocity in bed is equivalent to telling him to take a stroll around the park at high noon (he will burst into flames)

really into getting bullied by girls and femme presenting people during, has to top men or else he feels like a “pathetic weakling”

will absolutely drink your blood right when he feels you hitting your peak but will legitimately vomit at the suggestion of period sex

no you cannot ride him while he is in his coffin that is what the bed is for

quotes poetry mid-thrust

quizzes you on your favorite existentialist philosophers when he knows you’re close

there are too many fuckin rose petals on this man’s stupidly large canopy bed

legitimately only actually is good in bed if you meet his criteria (you kicked his ass at least once or otherwise made him fear for his life)

breeding kink but it’s not just a kink this man is on a mission to get a woman pregnant. any woman

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I know I’m not active on here very much but I’m financially kinda fucked right now and I need some help so I’m opening up commissions. DM me for more info, I’ll throw my discord at you to talk more details there since I’m much more active with updates there.

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maybe i’m biased just because i’ve started exploring these characters in depth, but it is frustrating to me that the default way to refer to rule 63 dethklok is “ladyklok.” ladyklok is an actual band in canon made up of actual women who are not and have no connections to dethklok. idk i also know that they have no real canon characters or personalities, but i would like to see content of them in addition to rule 63 dethklok.

i mean look at them they’re so great!

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Erik inspired by the song "Маска" (Mask) by Ukrainian band Цвях

P.s. I will add the translation (at least my attempt to translate it in English in dtge description)

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Please be more inclusive in your discussions around PCOS, not everyone with a uterus is a woman. Some of us are men, some of us are nonbinary, third gender, agender, or one of the infinite genders under the sun.

I’ll continue to repeat this until appropriate room is made for everyone with PCOS, not just cis women.

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wouldn't it be nice

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more werewolf skwisgaar, a little anatomy reference this time

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collection of skwisgaar when he’s fucking dead

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#VGenComm ─ Half Body Illust.

✦ OC Commission for @jellyluchi ✦

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What would it be like to be Murderface's boyfriend? What would he be like as a lover? I think he would be someone more shy and reclusive with partners but it depends on each person who think about that.

This made me realize Murderbonds is the only title I've ever written....

Anyways, this is going to be very easy we're literally twins

Oh, William Murderface.....

Look at how cute he is

You don't know the half of internalized homophobia until you meet this guy

When I think about what you said, I honestly agree

I think if he was with a woman he'd be a lot more out about it

It would be to beat the "I hate women" allegations/hj

Since it would be a boyfriend, he's more likely to hide it from the public

I think that he would hide you for as long as possible, even from the band

When you two are in his room he jumps at every sound

Especially if you're on his lap or he's on yours

And during any kind of kiss or romantic contact in general

He's TERRIFIED of getting ridiculed

He gets bullied enough by everyone else

You have to be the one to ask him out

He's too scared to do it himself

Type of mf to tell you he loves you and then get sick to his stomach

He definitely thinks he's too ugly to be sappy

This may be projecting, but he just thinks that he can't be lovey and sweet because he looks the way he does

If you call him handsome or pretty he'll genuinely cry because he's so happy

I think he's very shut off, so you'll have to encourage him to open up and let himself be comforted

More hygienic when you get together

When he finally tells the band he has a boyfriend he expected them to tease him and maybe kick him out the band

They knew

He thinks he's sly, but he very much is not

He's definitely very clingy, and he cries out of happiness a lot because he never thought anyone would love him how he is

All he wants from you while that happens is to hold him and rub his back

VERY physical he loves to be held and hold you it just makes him so happy

Genuinely the sweetest man once you give him a while to open himself up and trust you

He can't get enough of you dude and I'm sure he tries to hide it though

He's awful at it

He'll go on dates a lot, but he makes it overtly clear to the people that you're just friends

It hurts sometimes, but he'll stop if you tell him

Very well trained man/j

He absolutely LOVES to sleep with you dude like he just loves the warmth

He gets so happy

And is so happy with a man to love

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I know I said I was gonna sleep but I saw a Murderface request and got so happy I love him so much dude. He's so me

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Swiss Miss being silly together 🩷

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