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i was in the middle of making a gifset of this but i think the whole moment just needs to be viewed in video format because

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The duality of man

taskmaster S19E07

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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There aren't the points in the world that can have made that worthwhile...

TASKMASTER 19.7 Glass Half Most

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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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Why is taskmaster so gay like they really don’t need to be doing all that.

(Im not complaining though)

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We should get a point for having a team name and team spirit... and we've lost every team task so far.

STEVIE MARTIN Taskmaster 19.8

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No context needed, I feel

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[ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Mathew Baynton stands in a garden, saying dejectedly, "I definitely took my finger off my lips, so I..." From off-screen, Alex Horne asks, "You took your finger off your lips?" Walking back towards the house, Mathew replies, "That was part of the task, wasn't it?" He stops to read from a sheet of paper, then looks up with an expression halfway between laughing and crying. He puts the paper down on a window sill and goes into the house with his face in his hands. Later, in the studio, he says, "Yeah, I've thought about that more than once a day, every day since." End ID.]

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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RTD fuck you man why did you do that to your women of color. martha i'm sorry i didn't appreciate you as much as i should've. being randomly put with one of the only other poc with zero previous interactions was?? a choice?? belinda you deserve way better than forced motherhood. tbh fuck the doctor for shifting the entire timeline for that random ass space baby. punjabi rani you served cunt i'm sorry you got eaten by that fuckass skeleton. rose noble i love you, you deserved more screen time and to not get deadnamed there are better ways to show a character is trans. i was SO excited for a trans character. i would've loved to see you as a companion. fucking abysmal writing

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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous