#i’m so obsessed with her

[perisceris]

🩷🤍🩵🌺

[expia]

simp gf ellie: money edition, 3

Your simp of a girlfriend, Ellie, who will literally get three jobs if it means she can spoil you

She isn’t the richest, but she loves the feeling of handing you her card so you can buy something. She’ll beg for extra hours at work when she knows you’re busy (she’ll never give up time to just spend one-on-one with you).

simp gf ellie who’ll buy you anything, and I mean anything for you , a cute necklace for 300 dollars? It’s ok; she got that touring side job for a reason. If you want a new phone or an iPad, she’ll pick up a few extra shifts to make it happen. Anything you want, get dating el.

And omg, she’s developed such a shopping addiction since getting together with you that if she has 30 cents in her bank account, she’ll find a way to buy you something with those 30 cents, even going as far as to show up at your job and just ask what time you get off, hand you 20 dollars, give you a kiss, and leave till it’s time to pick you up. Her biggest dream is for her to become so successful that you can just quit your job and be her cute little housewife. (≧ω≦)

( i wanna be her house wife so bad (＃＞＜)

[thealogie]

Kim truly said I don’t care if you’re from a neo western I bring the noir wherever I go. now you be a good dame and let me light that cigarette for you while I mumble something cryptic and gruff under my breath and disappear into the rain

[liliartss]

THE STAR 🌟

[indigosky101]

[phatcatphergus]

Also can we talk about how gorgeous Molly is

[boxwinebaddie]

alright, unfortunately, i am bedridden because one of the dirty nasty, disgusting kids i work with ( just kidding i luv them dearly ) sotted me with a gnarly stomach bug, ergo, i will b terrorizin u w/ cringe today.

basically i started blocking dialogue for this scene where jersey, heidi, clyde and tolkien are working on their law student mackey's lackey case together, but clyde says that the only way he's pouring open the books is if there are drinks being poured over an open bar tab, so they're at a some dive, attempting to analyze their research which is literally impossible, j.k. decides, bc it's super fucking loud & full of drunk degens in there ( thx clyde! really leading us to victory, bestie )

but it also just so happens to be the bar that craig's ( super dummy fine hot badass cool girl ) cousin, red-becca bartenders nights at...

tldr; jersey and clyde introduce her to tolkien and heidi. tolkien, ofc, is basically british boarding school college student james bond so he says 'enchante, darling' ;) & kisses her hand, totally unphased.

heidi...however...uhhh...

roll clip!

[callmelittlesanshine]

Oof that one hit me right in the gay

[lionfloss]

💟💟💟💟 .

[skywalkervahnya]

In a traditional story, in a different story, Vah’nya would have been the hero. Or at least a protagonist. The chosen one, blessed to retain her ability far past the norm, the one who could change things for the Ascendancy forever.

She had eyes on her for as long as she could remember. sky-walkers always did. Valuable resources were carefully maintained within the Ascendancy, and sky-walkers were a particularly valuable resource. But the eyes of momishes looking after her or crew members aiding her shifted.

She was fourteen and it wasn’t fading. This was rare, but it happened. Some sky-walkers managed to hold onto their third sight until they were sixteen, though that was even rarer. It just meant more time in the stars, more time aboard the ships that had become her home.

She watched her friends, the other sky-walkers she had come to know throughout her time among them, age and fade and leave. They got to grow up, to have a family, to have normalcy.

Vah’nya got to navigate a ship, where the controls were gradually were becoming more and more impractical for her growing body. She was seventeen and still aboard her ship. She had tests and trials to make sure she really could still navigate but the answer remained the same.

Each time she passed with flying colors and each time she was back on the ship. They offered to alter the navigator’s station for her, but she declined. It’s not like this would last forever, and she didn’t want to inconvenience who came after she left.

The child who would come after she left. The child who would actually fit in all the ways she didn’t. Part of her wants to resent them, the faceless girl who take her place one day, guiding the ship-her ship- through the stars. Another shameful part wishes they’d show up soon.

This is all she has ever known. All she remembers. Who is she separated from being a navigator, a sky-walker? Who would she be, with some family name tacked on the front, as if she had always been just a Chiss citizen? She had been Vah’nya for so long, how could be anyone else?

She isn’t like the other sky-walkers she met. She doesn’t get to start over when she’s twelve or thirteen of fourteen. She’s twenty-two now. And she’s still on this ship, still guiding it and the controls are still the same size they were when she was fourteen, thirteen or twelve

They’re the same as they were when she was seven, when she was first brought aboard. And they will be the same when she leaves.

[loenas]

One thing about josefin is that she’s always gonna eat up a euros

[masculinepeacock]

BACK IN MY HO DAYS SO TRUE TULA

[igelmanz]

I’m kind of stuck between really liking and really hating this but anyway, here’s Danny if she survived the fire:)

[teabreaking]

*runs to the top of a tower* JEANNNNN YEAHHH JEAN WAHOOO!!!!!

[sparky-is-spiders]

Teeny tiny update to my blog’s theme so that it can be about The Character now.

[stylesprimes]

day drinking with seth and kristen stewart came out and i think it might be one of my favourite internet videos of all time