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Adventures in Oblivion Remastered

- get unicorn because it's free and the fastest and most durable steed

- get attacked by ogres while riding unicorn

- no horseback combat in Oblivion so dismount to fight ogres

- get attacked by unicorn because you forgot it aggros at anyone with a drawn weapon regardless of friend or foe

- because you have ridden the unicorn the game has decided it is your mount forever

- every time you fast travel it will spawn in next to you and guess what? it's still hostile

- TOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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Still alive. Currently in a D&D 5th edition campaign and I'm enjoying it a lot since I'm basically a Khajiit - tabaxi ranger drawing heavily on Puss In Boots from Shrek. And I have a wolverine animal companion.

5th edition is a massive improvement on 4th imo as it feels more like a TTRPG instead of a tabletop MMO which was my biggest gripe with 4th edition.

AD&D Revised is still Best Edition of course, but 5th is definitely easier to get to grips with.

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Athena to Penelope when Odysseus and her reunite:

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SpongeBob sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain. SpongeBob sun, won't you come, won't you come.

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

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Definitive proof that the social media site formerly known as Twitter is fucked - the porn bots are back on Tumblr.

Apparently the Tumblr dumpster fire is preferable to the sinking ship of X.

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Stockton Rush and Oceangate weren’t innovators, as pointed out the Alvin has been around since the 1960s. They weren’t discovering anything, the Titanic wreck site has been discovered since the 1980s.

What they were doing was commercialising. A carbon fibre hull is a lot lighter than titanium so will use less fuel. Less fuel = more profit. But carbon fibre suffers a lot more from cyclical fatigue. In fact, this had been an issue with the Titan previously. But rather than innovate anything about this, they repaired the hull (with carbon fiber they get from Boeing at a discount because it was too old for Boeing to use in their airplanes but apparently this meant it was just fine for diving 4000 feet undersea) and kept on going.

Each successful dive this thing made only added more fatigue to the hull. And a ‘real-time health monitoring system’ means jack shit if it cracks once you’re a few thousand feet underwater. You probably wouldn’t even have enough time to hear the alarm before it imploded.

I don’t know if anyone’s going to end up being prosecuted over this since Oceangate was operating in international waters, though one of their advisers seems to think it was still the US government’s responsiblity to do more to find the Titan. But hopefully this will mean nobody else decides to pay a quarter million to ride an uncertified submersible to the bottom of the Atlantics.

What the fuck am I saying, Elon Musk could come up with one tomorrow that’s even more ill-concieved than the Titan and techbros would still throw money at him for the chance to get imploded.

I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies

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Love the idea of Mech and Ivy working together, whether grudgingly or not.

Also Brunt in a shirt and tie is 😍.

haven't drawn very much because of l i f e , but here's a couple of something <3

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My ship! MY SHIIIIIIIIP!!!

If you would still like a drawing suggestion, may I ask for a Coach Brunt and Mechanic drawing?

OF COURSE i can’t believe this is my first time drawing either of them i need to draw them both more

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FREE TICKETS ALERT!

If you buy our Digital Discography from our shop (21 releases for £23.50!), we are giving you TWO tickets to our gig with Slime City on Friday 19th May at Saint Lukes in Glasgow. Limited offer so get in there quick :)

We have 2 exclusive songs to play for you - a cover version you may know, and a cartoon theme tune that we've not damaged the ears of Scotland with before.

It's Bandcamp Friday, so bands pay less commission when you buy from our shop

Get shopping and planning your trip to Glasgow as this is going to be a memorable one!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa, I never noticed that this was posted! One day I will get my Secret Shame Project(tm) into a fit state to be posted on AO3. Brunt redemption arc ftw.

Some commission + drawings featuring @jen-kollic 's Carmen Sandiego AU <3

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My ship! MY SHIIIIIIIIP!!!

Just som usual coach and her mechanic,,, 🥰

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Speaking as someone over 40 who has legos all over and buys her own junk food - ALL OF THIS. One of the first things you learn as an adult is that nobody really knows how to be an adult, you just make it up as you go along and hope for the best. You’re still the same fangirl that you were in your teens, but now you have to pay bills.

Don't feel ashamed of doing "CHILDISH" things

•buy toys/dolls/crayons •play with Legos •play old videogames/dress up games •weave friendship bracelets •watch cartoons •use stickers •draw pics of your favorite characters

If it makes you feel nice, do it. Don’t even worry about what other people think, because it doesn’t matter–if it brings you happiness, it’s not “ridiculous”, or “immature”.

You deserve to enjoy yourself.

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There was a fundamentalist Christian in one of the forums (remember those?) I used to frequent who argued against environmentalism because it went against God’s Plan. Because when Revelations happens then God will create a new heaven and a new earth for the true believers so there’s no need to save this one. Unless you’re not a true believer of course, but then you can burn in hell. This is why you often find that the religious right are climate change deniers - they don’t care about this planet because as far as they’re concerned they’ve already got a ticket to Earth 2.0, Better And More Christian.

Hey so I still see people utterly baffled by how religious fundies (still a majority in America and moreso its senate) react on certain issues so uhhh is it actually not common knowledge what the antichrist is all about? You guys know his defining characteristic is ending war, right? That he's foretold to unite the world under his leadership by preaching global peace and solving basically every single problem in the world? So you know when you try to talk to these people about equality and togetherness they literally believe that's what makes you an agent of the devil right???

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Pokemon Legends update: I wish to murder every last Pokemon in the Scarlet Bog and mount their heads on spikes facing their respawn points with their dead jaws gaping in silent agony so that they know not to fuck with me.

And then I want to do the same fucking thing to Enamorus.

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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So I got Pokemon Legends: Arceus. I fucking love it. I want more games like it for the other regions. It's the most fun I've had with a Pokémon game in years - it's genuinely innovative and engaging and you can try to ride a bear up a sheer cliff like it's a Skyrim horse.

Seriously Gamefreak, make Pokémon Legends: Celebi next so I can be the person who burned down the Burned Tower.

Also fuck Paras. You have two 4x weaknesses you little shit, you've got no business being this aggressive.