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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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Pioneering a "how much craft per craft" scale that determines how much of the time you spend doing any given handcraft is actually spent on what a layperson would imagine the core of the craft is vs other associated tasks. Spinning? Mostly actual spinning. Sewing? Mostly ironing. Wood and metalworking? Mostly sanding. Weaving? I've only had a chance to do one project, but from what I can gather from my more experienced friends, it seems to be mostly math.

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You have to admit it's funny

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have you ever cried over a celebrity's death?

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

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snoopy but puppy

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i have "loyal attack dog" rizz. i follow orders like a soldier, with the enthusiasm of a puppy, and the force of a tank. it's all "yes ma'am" and "roger that" type of shit. women look at me like i'm nothing but a weapon and i smile back with a grin.

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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ok sure so my posts might not be ‘viral’ or ‘good quality’ and they might ‘bring shame to my family’ but me and the three mutuals who like each others stuff are having a blast

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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

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The Blood Sword isn't going to solve all of you problems, you must trust me on this

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fucking stop using eunuch it's not a joke word it a fucking slur you disgusting troglodyte

you gotta let go of the past. im not letting you back into my court. you tried to poison me and you ended up killing my favorite fool. im not giving you your balls back either.