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people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

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A Timeline of Women’s Fashion from 1784-1970 (source: http://kottke.org/17/07/a-timeline-of-womens-fashion-from-1784-1970)

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Legit separation of state and country.

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14/365 #2018 Hahahaha the vertical a construction of this is cracking me up. #ikea #hemnes #datenight

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13/365 #2018 Our unpacked-from-ikea dresser. It's Netflix, beer, and the hilarious instructions to make this soon-to-be amazing Hemnes dresser. #datenight; #glutenfree #beer is #life

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12/365 #2018 This is our cat. Our cat cannot lap. She literally hasn't figured out how to sit in a person's lap. #catsofinstagram

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11/365 #2018 Only at #Ikea can we fit a full-size bed, a long dresser, a large expandable dining room table, and four chairs into a single van. Okay, not only at ikea, but damn do we like the price and quality. (Only the dresser is ours. THIS TIME.) @gatharion #hemnes

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10/365 #2018 SO is my favorite terrible thing. He is my Punnery Sergeant. No. I will not apologize for that.

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9/365 #2018 In the process of making lime garlic aioli spawn and I have found that if you shake the cloves long enough in the garlic-shaking-jar, not only does it loosen the garlic wrap - it removes it entirely. Plus it gets spawn shaking a jar while running around the house. #win 4+ cloves #garlic, 3tbsp #lime, 1 cup whole egg mayo #mayo, 1tbsp #oliveoil = #aioli

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8/365 Why, yes, we do have a tea station. And it is mobile. #smart And, yes, that IS an R2-D2 teapot. #dorks #tea #assam #pinkyup #r2d2 #teapot #starwars

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106/365 When #bedhead is your all day head. #hair #WhyOutOfBedJen #adulting?

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5/365 The new season of #BlackMirror had me at

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1/365 <--- my 2018 start to 365 photos for the year These cats: "No. We are NOT spending time together." Guys. Seriously. Stop pretending you don't like each other. #catsofinstagram #polydactyl #happynewyear #2018

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129/365 When two girls you adore find a way to shoot each other in the face with nerf darts by putting a plastic tub over their faces. #smart

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128/365 When the Internet says your boobs aren't an actuality. Thanks world wide web!

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127/365 Marley either loves or hates Craig Ferguson (whose Netflix comedy special is coming out of that speaker). Either feel is perfectly reasonable tbh. #catsofinstagram #craigferguson #craigyferg

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126/365 Mini owl planters for my succulents! #owls #gifts #succulents