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Best Pickup Lines
how sick is that piece?
what that face do?
I can be the Rihanna to your Chris
your a person I’m a person let’s be awful together
“Your eyes are really...beautiful”
Did you just come bikini bottom cause you got sandy cheeks
This was awful...
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What do you mean I can’t just punch her in the face...she stole my pumpkin.
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In our darkest days we need to find a light, if watching people on the internet is my light, then what the hell do I do when my wifi is off.
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