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post 2023 update: -lost 40lbs from my deadlift, thanks to a persistent injury -bench maxed at 118 b/c I'm terrified about potentially knocking my teeth out without a spotter (home gym, lol I have no spotter) -10 year anniversary for being suicidal (life still sucks, plz kill me) WOW this site looks like shit now! I no longer have the patience to update xkit, if that's even still a thing! QUESTION: Why are there cam whores on the top of my dash on a site that banned porn? 🤔

greetings from 2021

today I -realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra -forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out -only cried on the inside!

I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

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greetings from 2021

today I -realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra -forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out -only cried on the inside!

I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V

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I put on 20 goddamned pounds last yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr REST IN PISS 2020

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as much as I bitch about long drives & stray cattle, one thing about rural living I will always be thankful for is Lack of Fireworks 

I mean, a neighbor did set their yard on fire, so I got to watch that worriedly all night, but the dogs slept like it was any other day of the year 👍

happy 2021 everyone!

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idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

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trying to take reference pics of the doggos, but no one will stand still or look at the camera. hold up a bone though...

attention spans

A C T I V A T E

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I’m not asking for much...

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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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Imagine being in development since 2012 as a full on all the games journalism hype in the world AAA game and ur still getting out-scored by an indie roguelite about daddy issues with a floating snake head as an almost-romance option

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