jeristheenigma
Fairly old, at least 25
Spare some change? My mom has the tiddy cancer: https://gf.me/u/y8ftr9
I mostly shitpost and rant about deer these days. Sometimes post shitty arts & crafts.I ❤️ folk metal, eyeliner, liqueur, skittles, RPGs, and vidyagaems. Throw on some armor or a cultist robe and BAM I'm seduced :V
Twitter: @jeristheenigma
Gender: Cisfem
Orientation: Bi
Pronouns: don't care, whatever ya like
Religion: Pagan Heretic
P*litics: Don't be an asshole :P
MY TAGS (blacklist to ignore):
"personal"
"no one cares"
"long post"
"very long post"
"Adventures in Modding"
"Adventures in Homesteading"
"Adventures in Brewery" <- Makin’ Booze
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post 2023 update:
-lost 40lbs from my deadlift, thanks to a persistent injury
-bench maxed at 118 b/c I'm terrified about potentially knocking my teeth out without a spotter (home gym, lol I have no spotter)
-10 year anniversary for being suicidal (life still sucks, plz kill me)
WOW this site looks like shit now! I no longer have the patience to update xkit, if that's even still a thing!
QUESTION: Why are there cam whores on the top of my dash on a site that banned porn? 🤔
greetings from 2021
today I
-realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra
-forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out
-only cried on the inside!
I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
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This moment in monster factory is a gem:
Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme
Griffin’s utter confusion
Clayton captioning his thoughts
The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy
Griffin’s lawn mower laugh
Just *chef’s kiss*
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greetings from 2021
today I
-realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra
-forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out
-only cried on the inside!
I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V
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I put on 20 goddamned pounds last yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
REST IN PISS 2020
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as much as I bitch about long drives & stray cattle, one thing about rural living I will always be thankful for is Lack of Fireworks
I mean, a neighbor did set their yard on fire, so I got to watch that worriedly all night, but the dogs slept like it was any other day of the year 👍
happy 2021 everyone!
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idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete
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trying to take reference pics of the doggos, but no one will stand still or look at the camera. hold up a bone though...
attention spans
A C T I V A T E
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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion
first response on a catholic forum:
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Imagine being in development since 2012 as a full on all the games journalism hype in the world AAA game and ur still getting out-scored by an indie roguelite about daddy issues with a floating snake head as an almost-romance option
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