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jerma985real · 15 days
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spending $20 is like spending $45 which is basically $80 which is of course $100. when will it end
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jerma985real · 23 days
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i keep this quote on my bedroom wall so i dont forget about it. why did we let ted cruz forget about this anyways? why didnt we, as a society, make more fuss about this quote? im haunted by it daily since tedward cruz looks down upon me every night calling himself a rat fucker and NO ONE CARED we just let him SAY IT
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jerma985real · 1 month
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His yucky face is my favourite thing ever
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laser-free diet.
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jerma985real · 1 month
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Clarification
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Meet Rhino in SIX DAYS. Get tix now!
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jerma985real · 1 month
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i get jailed for posting ai deepfake of obama giving trump head and moaning
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gm_kleinercomcenter (a.k.a. The Kleiner Community Center)
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jerma985real · 1 month
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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man
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jerma985real · 1 month
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jerma985real · 1 month
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still really haunted by the time i was kind of getting to know a person and they were like hey what if we played some minecraft as an icebreaker activity. and im like oh sure i've done this with people before. i love minecraft. and like an hour or less in i have a person i barely know asking me if I want to join their polycule. through minecraft chat. like bro there's no time for this we need to make a house before nightfall
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jerma985real · 1 month
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Woman at the zoo: Why do they look so sad? 😔
Sign literally 10 feet away:
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jerma985real · 1 month
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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence
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