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Yet another NSFW Survey!

   1: Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer?

   2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?

   3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

   4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

   5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

   6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

   7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

   8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

   9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

   10: Top or bottom?

   11: We were about to have sexbut then ________

   12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

   13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

   14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

   15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

   16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

   17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

   18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

   19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

   20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

   21: How big is too big:

   22: One sexual thing you would never do:

   23: Biggest turn on:

   24: Three spots that drive you insane:

   25: Worst possible time to get horny:

   26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

   27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

   28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

   29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

   30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

   31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

   32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.

   33: What your favorite part of your body?

   34: Favorite foreplay activities:

   35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?

   36: What do you wear to bed?

   37: When was the first time you masturbated:

   38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

   39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

   40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

   41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

   42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

   43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

   44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

   45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

   46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

   47: Most attractive celebrity?

   48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

   49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

   50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

   51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

   52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

   53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

   54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

   55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

   56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

   57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

   58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)

   59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

   60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

   61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

   62: Do you watch porn?

   63: How small is too small?

   64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

   65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

   66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

   67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

   68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

   69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

   70: Booty or Boobs?

   71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

   72: Have you ever been on an official date?

   73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

   74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

   75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

   76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

   77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?

   78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

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6, 16, 26, 36 for Elymaz and Larkra

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

I’m.... Pretty Sure a~y of my firSt Sexual experie~ceS go here... 

I am ~ot too kee~ on Shari~g a~y of them!!

THERE  WAs  THIs  TIME  A  WHILE  AGO,  WHEN  I  WAs  sINGLE.  I  HOOKED  UP  WITH  A  GUY  ON  A  BAR,  WE  DIDN'T  HAD  A  LOT  OF  CHEMIsTRY  BUT  WE  WERE  BOTH  HORNY,  AT  THE  END  NOTHING  HAPPENED  AND  WE  HAD  TO  sTARE  AT  OUR  HALF-NAKED  AssEs  FOR  LIKE  10  MINUTEs  TRYING  TO  MAKE  sOMETHING  WORK.

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

DriguZ & I are very mild whe~ it comeS to it... So I ca~t really thi~k of Somethi~g too “weird”.

I gueSS I could Say that maki~g out while covered i~ blood iS weird, maybe?

ORAL  TIME  PENNIE  Is  DEFINITELY  IN  THE  "WEIRD"  CATEGORY.  I MEAN  HIs  BODY  Is  sPECIAL,  BUT  I  WOULD  BE  LYING  IF  sAY  THAT  Is  NOT  sOMETHING  I  DEEPLY  ENJOY,  TEETH  AND  ALL~

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

OH, YEs I DO!

FUCK  YEs!  THERE  Is  NOTHING  sEXIER  THAN  POsITIVE  FEEDBACK  OF  WHATEVER  YOU  ARE  DOING!!

36: What do you wear to bed?

USually Some light pa~tS & a Sleep Shirt. I’ll go ShirtleSS if its too warm. 

IF  WE  ARE  TALKING  ABOUT  sLEEPING,  I  JUsT  WEAR  sOME  BRIEFs  AND  THAT's  IT.

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9, and 40 for Elymaz

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

Get all bloody baby ~~

 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

~ot really ~o...

I do prefer to be i~timate i~ a more Safe Space you k~ow?

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1, 7, 16, 23, 24 for arlkin

Goodness! ♢sking me ♢lre♢dy? You sure ♢re ♢ curious bunch~

Lets see...

1: Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer?

Rezny♢ ♢nd I have pretty much tried ♢ll of them, he h♢s no preferences... I guess I don’t either ♢s long ♢s there is no p♢int th♢t c♢n ♢ccident♢lly touch my skin.

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

Rezny♢ sure h♢s some weird kinks p♢cked... ♢nd I will ♢dmit, some ♢re very cont♢gious...

I believe the weirdest one yet would be us h♢ving sex in d♢ngerous situ♢tions.

It sure gets the thrill going~

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

With Rezny♢ you never know wh♢t he might w♢nt to try next... But I guess it would h♢ve to be him ♢sking me to jerk him off with my feet.

I’m h♢ppy to oblige of course~ <3

23: Biggest turn on:

This will sound V♢nill♢ ♢fter ♢ll I’ve s♢id ♢lre♢dy... but nothing gets me going better th♢n ♢ good workout session. Speci♢lly stretching ♢fter ♢ long d♢y of work, the body gets ♢ll loose ♢nd melts ♢w♢y the stress of the d♢y.

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

1, My neck 2, My thighs  ♢nd 3, My nook.

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✿ Á 💦 for anyone you like!

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

[These two are the Virgin club™ , the rest of them had sex before]

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

A  LITTLE  YEs... BUT  ITs  NOT  sOMETHING  A  MAN  sHOULD  BE  AsHAMED  OF!

💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in?

ThЭrЭ is nothing БЭttЭr than an old fashionЭd and sЭЖy facial, Да ? Бut I also likЭ crЭampiЭs

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Naughty Little Meme

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

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The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

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(☺❤∀FOR REZNYA, PLEASE!!!)

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

DЭpЭnds on thЭ day, Да? I usually prЭfЭr to fuck rathЭr than masturБatЭ, Бut I would say is nЭБЭr lЭss than 6 timЭs at wЭЭk.

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Hard to tЭll, I gЭt turnЭd on rЭally Эasy, Бut if I had to choosЭ my faБoritЭ part to БЭ touch and stimulatЭd I would БЭ my horns. Or gЭtting my fingЭrs suckЭd

∀ : Your muse’s favorite position?

Doggy stylЭ or haБing my loБЭr on my lap jumping on my БulgЭ, oh 69 proБaБly БЭ onЭ of my faБoritЭs too, Эating and fingЭring a nook is onЭ of my faБoritЭ things to do.

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Naughty Little Meme

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

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You have such handsome clowns! May Japhos spend one night with one of yours for the clown week? Just a friendly friend date :0

(Spend the night? You might need to ask for a coffee first fella! )

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How do you spend clown week but in a sexy way?

Being a sexy cl✸wn ~

What else? ~

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is it clown week here as well?

[SURE THING! SEND US YOUR ASKS AND WELL DO OUR BEST TO ANSWER ;) ]

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✨👍 To Larkra!

✨ - best pail session?

THAT  sHOULD  BE  THE  FIRsT  TIME  I  DID  IT  WITH  PENNIE...  I  MEAN  I HAD  sOME SEXUAL  PARTNERs  BEFORE  BUT  THAT  WAS  THE  FIRST  TIME  I  DID  IT  WITH  SOMEONE  I  FEEL  RED  FOR. 

IT  WAs  CUTE  AND  HOT  AND  sPECIAL. CALL  ME   A  HOPELEss  ROMANTIC  OR  WHATEVER  BUT  IT  WAs  THE BEST  PAIL  I HAD  UNTIL  THAT  MOMENT.

👍 - turn ons?

OH, FUCK!  I  HAVE  SEVERAL...  TO  BEGIN  WITH, I  HAVE A  BIG WEAKNEss FOR LINGERIE, BUT  HONEsTLY  WHO HAsN’T?

I  KNOW  THIs  Is  A  FREAKY  ONE... BUT TEETH! NICE  sHARP  TEETH ARE  sO  sEXY! s

I  ALsO FIND  sEXY  MALE  CHEsTs...LIKE THEY ARE...sO...HOT...FUCK 

ALsO...BELLIES...THEY ARE ALsO...sEXY,  A  NICE sOFT  BELLY CAN MAKE  ME  sO HAPPY YOU HAVE  NO IDEA...

FUCK  I  sHOULDN’T  BE  sAYING  sO  MUCH!

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⏳💥 For Koresh?

⏳ - How long do you last when pailing?

I�� DependS ON MY Par†ner AnD †heiR Resis†ancE AnD PerformancE. FoR A †rolL MY SizE I HavE Pre††Y HigH S†aminA AnD CaN GO ON FoR HourS, AlsO EdginG AnD Overs†imula†ioN ArE Some†hinG I HighlY EnjoY, SO †ha† OnlY IncreasE HoW MucH CaN I GO ON.

MY RecorD BY NoW HaS BeeN A Nigh† AnD HalF DaY Wi†H RodY Almos† NoN-S†oP. Bu† I† WaS OuR Hea† SO †ha† HelpeD.

💥 - worst/awkwardest pail session?

TW: Sexual Abuse

OnE †imE †hE ScuM †ha† WaS MY Ex-Ma†espri† †olD ME HE Wan†eD †O †rY “Some†hinG NeW”...HE Suffoca†eD ME Un†iL I Los† ConsciousnesS WhilE WE WerE PailinG... I WaS SO ScareD I† WaS BY FaR †hE Wors† PailinG Experience EveR...IF †ha† Shi† CoulD BE CalleD PailinG †O BeginG Wi†H

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🎧💋 Mazzy~

🎧 - do you play music when you pail?

I’m ~ot that ki~ o~ muSic... except maybe the creepy car~ival muSic we play o~ the car~ival grou~dS all the time, & I doubt DriguZ would fi~d that aS a good paili~g mood.

💋 - favorite places to be kissed?

O~ my ~eck Specially the Scorched part, for Some reaSo~ that Side of my body iS more SenSitive. 

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Nsfw Troll Ask

idkifeltitnecessary 

Send a symbol to get an answer! 

❤️ - what is your fantasy for your and your matesprite?

🖤 - what is your fantasy for you and your kismesis? 

👌  - Top 3 kinks? 

💋 - favorite places to be kissed? 

👍 - turn ons?

👎 - turn offs? 

✨ - best pail session? 

💥 - worst/awkwardest pail session? 

🎧 - do you play music when you pail? 

🌃 - have you ever pailed in public? 

⏳ - How long do you last when pailing? 

✖️ - do you have a kink you’re ashamed of? 

📏 - bulge length? 

📓 - have you ever written smut? 

✏️ - have you ever drawn smut?