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yo, listen up it’s Jesus!

so this “tumblr things is new to me so i thought i write a song for it, apparently it’s called a “rap” or something? 

listen up, it's Jesus .C, i know you've probably already heard of me, i'm the guy who died then rose to life. but we'll talk about that later don't wanna cause no strife! 

i was born around 0 A.D, that's right there's a time measurement named after me! my mum's  named Mary, my cousins named john he's the guy who preached gospel before i came along. 

my first miracle was water into wine, i felt a little alone so after some time...i recruited some disciples, 12 of them hold up, wait a minute... that's not the end 

i fed five thousand, i gave to the poor...and all along i knew what was in store! i would be betrayed by one of the 12, guess who it was all along? of course it was Judas, Jesus never is wrong! 

the chicken struck three, peter denied and after that i was led away to die some weirdo's would say i was zombified but let me tell you i'm definitely alive! 

so 3 days later the stone was rolled and when Mary was crying of course i consoled i appeared to my disciples Thomas didn't believe until i was right there on the scene. 

after a long forty days, i went to go to heaven to take my place! they asked if i'd come back, i gave them my word! so they went to preach the gospel around the world, some guy named Paul thought it was absurd, long story short he was convert (ed)! but i'm sure you've probably already heard......

so to summarize, my kingdoms the prize! and i'll be coming soon....

 sincerely,

 Jesus. C with the good news