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talking about everyday things the way anti-sex weirdos talk about "porn addiction". oh you like to "take a nice walk outside"? don't you know that floods your brain with the addictive chemical dopamine, which is literally stronger than heroin? and you try to do it every day? that's. not. normal. i can't believe people try to justify and excuse this and act like Taking-A-Nice-Walk-Addiction isn't real

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that old man is exuding dangerous levels of kawaii behaviour.

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daft punk is like. a part of my soul atp.

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thinking abt this pic of them... hgghhh....

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megastar having fucked up sex with aftercare. i will need to elaborate later.

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Hey can you get in the dog cage. Just to make sure it's comfy. I promise I won't shut it and keep you as a pet

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ok the ask box is a mess, im closing asks until i can respond to everyone, BE PATIENT WITH ME

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Did some timeline research and came to the horrible conclusion that no one in Poppy Playtime knows what Pokemon is, as Pokemon came out in '96, and the hour of joy took place in '95

this is such a specific piece of information, im obsessed.

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I went to a cookout today :)

hopefully it was nice!

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I HAVE SUCH GOOD NSFW POETREE IDEA

Wirt with a sexual trauma, causing him to dissociate when it comes to sex stuff. The Beast notices that, and he makes Wirt say the most dirty talk to ever dirty talked, saying a lot of lewd shit himself. This is arousing, embarrasing and somehow grounding for Wirt. He's really focused on his body, when TB is fucking him.

Also, there definitely would some mirror sex, TB forcing Wirt to look at his reflection, while he's fucked like crazy.

Huh, I should probably write something like this 🤔

ughhhhh thats so good and so oddly sweet for these two :((( if you do write something like this i would Love to read it... smiles.

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Man, I miss Chasriel and Sanster 😔

YOU SENDING THIS AS IM ENTERING MY UNDERTALE ERA... ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER.

ive been revisiting the story and ohhhh chasriel makes me feel so incredibly deranged. i was so rusty on my undertale knowledge, and ive never been as into it as i am now (been thinking of Actually playing the game lol) and now chasriel haunts my every thought. they are such a peak incest ship. i think if not for the fact i have such nostalgia and affection for fontcest they would be my favorite these days!

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If I see another stalinist "Soviet Union was based actually" tumblr user, I'm going to crash out. The fact that many of these people are Americans explains a lot tbh

PLEASE, ITS INSUFFERABLE

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I think dogman has beat out tmnt as my longest running hyperfixation. I'm losing steam but I'm still thinking about that shitty old man every single day.

WOAH thats crazy... we literally met bc of those fuckass turtles and now we're both in whole different hyperfixation eras but Love (being mutuals) persists.

i hope the brainrot is treating you well and youre having fun with it. i do like that old cat (im assuming thats the guy youre refering to... idk anything about dogman)

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Time sensitive question what do birthday fifteen dollars, suggestions?

OK IM SO SORRY I JUST SAW THIS KSBFBSBDJD UMMM IM ASSUMING IM TOO LATE, but i think it depends on the age and interests of the person? recently was my cousins birthday, and shes a teenager into art, so last minute we got her some cute pencils and a book for her to draw and stuff. i need more info to give a proper answer.

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sorry for all the latenight posting, i need to distract myself from The Horrors

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i used to not be super into bottom sans when it comes to fontcest because im a papyrus girlie first and foremost and i need to see him wrecked, and thats all still true, BUT now i see the vision. hes too tired to top.