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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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does anyone understand my curse

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

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Si hombre pero que dise tu

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I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

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Little Falin

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Bro..ther... La..ios...

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970 Lesbians sure do be visible this week and I am LOOKING

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It smells BAD and is literally POISON

Also when I was a kid and read this comic:

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one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

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Don’t make me pull out the Batman crt / dvd combo

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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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OH HEY!!! A zoologist just went over this exact phylogeny:

But too long didn’t watch:

Giant pandas: bears. Are actually part of the Ursidae.

Red pandas: pandas (but lineage is descended from a common ancestor with ursidae)

Both are caniformia! See the chart below that I got from the linked video

I don’t know what arknights is but I do know where the best source of animal phylogenies for the layman are!

I'm unsure if red pandas are bears in real life, but pandas in arknights are listed as Ursus race

Looking it up it turns out the taxonomical classification of red pandas is somewhat contested and that they are definitely descended from bears and are adjacent to but not in the mustelidae family. Given how Arknights animal races aren’t exactly scientific are frequently are influenced more by in world politics than the taxonomy of the animals they’re based on, I think it would be very reasonable for a red panda girl to be an Ursus. I could also see her being considered an Anaty, but especially given how they’re called red pandas I think Ursus probably makes more sense.

Again, it’s not remotely an exact science how the in game animal races work. Asbestos the salamander (amphibian) is considered a Savra, despite all other Savras being lizards (reptiles) and also despite the only other amphibian in the game, Blue Poison the poison dart frog, getting her own exclusive animal race of Anura.

So after my little Wikipedia rabbit hole I think Ursus is the correct one for her!

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I wanted to compile all of the moodboard customs I have done until now so have them in a rainbow ish order// (all of these have new homes//)

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Is it just me or are other “read-the-manga” dungeon meshi fans just super excited for when anime-only fans finally meet Izutsumi.

I’m really hype for the fandom to collectively adopt this cat girl

It’s gonna be great

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

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yeah