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Aren’t Ordinary People Adorable?

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 4 years

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Connor, grabbing Jared by his shirt: SAY YOU’RE SORRY

Jared: I’M SORRY

Connor: And what are you sorry for?!

Jared, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE

#dear evan hansen #deh #deh connor #deh jared #incorrect quotes #incorrect dear evan hansen #connor dear evan hansen #jared dear evan hansen #connor murphy #jared kleinman #broadway #musical #musicals

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 4 years

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Umbrella Academy au where everything is the same but Klaus wears Crocs throughout all the episodes

#The Umbrella Academy #tua #klaus #klaus hargreeves #netflix #umbrella academy

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 4 years

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I’m trying to listen to my podcast and read my book in peace but Dave hasn’t stopped staring at me for over 10 minutes now. Why Dave. Please stop.

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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I love when people talk about their kneecaps without knowing that they won’t have them for much longer

#kneecaps #threatening posts at 1 am

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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Five: Excuse me, I lost my brother Klaus. Can I please make an announcement?

Person: sure

Five: *leans into the mic*

Five: Goodbye you little shit

#tua #five #five hargreeves #klaus #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #probably been done before but oH wELL

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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i feel like quails are really underappreciated

i mean, they’re just really adorable?? even the word ‘quail’ sounds cute, and who gave them permission to just rUN aROuNd and make those tiny weird chicken sounds?? i would literally die for them

and dude, look at this guy! he’s so d a r n fancy with that little feather thing on his head

and the babies are so small and fluffy?? like excuse me but quails are masterpieces of evolution and i stan them

#quails #i’m sorry but i love them #quail #bird #birds

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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Klaus, walking down a shifty alleyway:

Random stranger points a gun at Klaus: Hand over all your money, or else!

Klaus stares back, unworried: nice bro

Random stranger:I don’t think you understand what’s about to happen

Klaus: I don’t think you understand what it’s like to crave death

#tua #unoriginal #klaus #klaus hargeeves #b a d i d e a s #the umbrella academy

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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yeah, sure, cats are good company and all, but the real reason that humans have them as pets is so that we can put them in front of creepy bugs and repeatedly tell them to eat it

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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just a quick reminder that every single one of you guys are valid and anyone who says otherwise can fight me

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jim-the-consulting-criminal · 5 years

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