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phone frame(?) and text message bubbles are from ibisPaint's assets. i did the rest

If Alastor owned a cell phone, the first thing he would've done after fleeing from Adam would've been to text "I lived, bitch" to Lucifer with a picture of him acting completely fine with a bleeding wound in his chest and the idea is so fucking funny to me

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If Alastor owned a cell phone, the first thing he would've done after fleeing from Adam would've been to text "I lived, bitch" to Lucifer with a picture of him acting completely fine with a bleeding wound in his chest and the idea is so fucking funny to me

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Do. Do people realize relationship dynamics can change??

Usually I stay out of shipping discourse but people need to realize that relationship dynamics can change. I personally don't think Lucilith, as of now, is canonically toxic, but i DO think there are toxic patterns in how Lilith treats Lucifer and his relationship with Charlie. I have every right to think it's fucked up that Lilith made a deal with her ex to stay in the realm that traumatized her husband though! This isn't me saying "Lucilith is bad and shouldn't be shipped" because I like pre-series Lucilith. More accurately, I like pre-Charlie Lucilith. It's implied in More Than Anything that Lilith didn't like the things Lucifer was showing Charlie so she just forced them apart, potentially making Lucifer’s mental health issues worse.

I'm not saying people can't like Lucilith, but if you think it's NOT weird for Lilith to be in Heaven on a deal with her ex, you're sanitizing the situation because by doing that Lilith left her mentally ill and traumatized husband and her daughter to rule Hell on their own. She hasn't talked to Charlie or Lucifer in 7 years.

(Also, they might not be divorced but they are separated, as mentioned by Charlie; she specifically refers to "after Mom and Dad split". I can't say I'd blame Lucifer if he did decide to divorce her though.)

I'm not trying to indicate that Lucilith is objectively bad or anything but I AM saying Lucilith shippers need to stop using the family portraits to deflect "Lucilith looks like it MIGHT be toxic in the current day" commentary because like it or not, Lilith leaving her kingdom that Charlie claims she absolutely adored for her daughter and mentally ill husband to rule and leaving to the realm that traumatized her husband so bad he doesn’t seem to care if they decide to try to kill him is fucked up.

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the new alastor and lucifer duo print just kinda solidifies to me that alastor and lucifer's rivalry is one-sided on lucifer's end tbh lmao

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okay but her demon form is legitimately adorable

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this is made clear by how i write him in fanfiction but i am very much of the opinion that Alastor still has some semblance of humanity. i genuinely think he experiences guilt and sympathy and the like, he just hates that he does (in part because of how i headcanon his view of demons in life) so he does his best to hide anything possibly perceived as "humanity"

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My favorite detail in Hell's Greatest Dad is that when Lucifer starts the song, it's heavy on piano and trumpets, but once he gains more confidence (specifically, starting at "Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?") the trumpets are replaced by a violin (there's also a visible change in his mannerisms between the first part of his part and everything after "Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?"). Alastor cuts in and it's back to being heavy on piano and trumpets (and gets heavier on the trumpets when he says "I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond" to Charlie, similar to the specific point the violin in Lucifer's part starts) and stays that way for the rest of the song (until Mimzy comes in, at which point the instruments change almost completely). An A+ musical representation of Alastor stealing Lucifer's thunder.

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do you think Viv knew how popular Radioapple would get when she decided Hell's Greatest Dad was going to be a thing

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sorry, got really sidetracked lmao. anyway

Angel Dust with dress pants on:

Alastor and Charlie:

It's not super clear on Alastor and Charlie (and I do personally think this is a side effect of Charlie and Alastor's legs not really being seen much without pants, while Angel's are usually seen with skin-tight boots). Husk and Vaggie don't have this sort of angular shape around where their knees would be (their legs are pretty much just two straight lines), which is why I think it's notable on Charlie and Alastor. It looks like their pants are pushed out in the back to accommodate their legs entirely, which is a detail also seen on Angel (who canonically has digitigrade legs).

fun fact, while it's not as obvious as Angel, Alastor and Charlie are both stylized to have their legs resemble digitigrade legs (or, technically since they both have hooves, unguligrade legs)

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Since the voice cast seems to get this question a lot at panels, I figured I'd put up a series of polls asking what D&D class the main Hazbin cast (Charlie, Alastor, Vaggie, Pentious, Husk, Angel, Lucifer, and Niffty) would be (potentially more of the Hazbin cast, depending on the traction these ones get). Part 1: Charlie