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i hear this is a fun new meme??? anyway. heres how to destroy me via fictional couples. but please do not do that because i……………..am fragile

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The internet was a mistake

i love yoo boss baby au

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The History of the Entire Ice Court Heist, I Guess

This took awhile. And i did have to skip some parts. Fine, sue me.

Hi, you’re living on an island, floating in the True Sea. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it’s a swamp. Fuck it, actually, most of it’s a swamp. I can’t even get from here [Kerch] to there [Novyi Zem] without buying a boat. It’s sad. I’m sad. I miss you. 🎵How did this Happen🎵

A long time ago, jurda parem was invented. It’s not regular jurda. It’s special gnarly grisha jurda made of 🎵plants and stuff🎵.

Kaz Brekker is here and now the Dregs are a powerful gang. Come on Dregs, let’s do some Gang Stuff.

Nope, can’t do that yet. And there’s no Inej yet, so i don’t care.

Okay will you learn to do Gang Stuff if Kaz and Inej are helping?

Maybe, said Per Haskell and the rest of the Dregs.

Oh fuck, now there’s a bunch of gangs. Just kidding, here are the most powerful people. [Kaz, Pekka Rollins]

Keep your eye on our buddy Kaz here….

‘Cause he’s about to become a lot more powerful.

Tired of using lame, sad grisha? Introducing- 🎵Parem🎵 Made from special ingredient Jurda from the far lands of Jurda Land… i don’t know, my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.

Also, guess what?

🎵Novyi Zem!🎵

Meanwhile the Shu are trying to capture that dude Bo-Yul Bayur and accidentally kill him, but that’s ok because they still got his son. Now we’re getting somewhere. Also-

🎵Ravka!🎵

And did i mention-

🎵the Island of Kerch!🎵

*society count*

1 Novyi Zem

2 Ravka

3 Kerch

4 Shu Han

5 Fjerda

……..🎵Fjerda!🎵

The fight for Jurda Parem is getting more complicated. Maybe that’s because it’s a fight for Jurda Parem.

Knock Knock. Er, shoot shoot. It’s the Fjerdans, and they made an empire, and then they stole Yul-Bayur’s son Kuwei.

🎵Crows!🎵

Ah look, it must be the Crows. Or at least a beta version of the Crows [Kaz, Inej, Jesper, Nina.]

Let’s check in with the Fjerdans - they’re hiding Kuwei. Guess who’s not hiding Kuwei?

🎵Jan Van Eck!🎵

There’s the jurda economy collapse.

🎵Now the Zemeni can get down to business!🎵

Also, can we get a better version of the Crows?

[Wylan and Matthias appear]

Thanks.

Look who’s planning to break into the Ice Court—it’s the Crows!

🎵and they Believe in Money!🎵

*ding* Ah, the Ferolind decoy was just blown up!

What’s the Ferolind?

This ship that almost got blown up because Jesper was being an idiot. Hey, you could make a religion out of this.

Oops, Inej almost just died. But while she was almost-dying, Kaz was figuring out that he Loves Her™️.

Knock knock. It’s Kaz Brekker. He says-

Get the hell out of here [the prison cart]. Will you get the hell out of here if we take your place? Okay, thanks, bye.

🎵Time to break into the Ice Court without consequences! 🎵

Er-

🎵With some consequences!🎵

But what about this guy?

That’s Kaz Brekker. Nobody touches Kaz Brekker.

Who is he?

🎵a criminal probably… and he’s got Lock Picks!🎵

Kaz: Who would like to get out of this prison?

Me! Said the rest of the Crows, getting out of prison and setting their plans in motion.

Out here, the Crows run free, and they would like to take your Kuwei Yul-Bo.

[coin effect from super mario]

Let’s check the Fjerdanification levels of the Drüskelle. FJERDANIFICATION OVERLOAD!

Bye, said the Crows, riding in a tank.

Bye, said Matthias to the Drüskelle.

Heyyyyyy, said Jarl Brum, sending an entire legion to take down the one tank the Crows stole.

Thanks for destroying our bridge, said the Fjerdans, who were starting to get tired of the Crows damaging their property.

Hi, everything’s great, said Kuwei, who seems to be getting very popular.

Want to escape the Ice Court? Now, you can use the Ferolind. It just made a

🎵way back home to Ketterdam!🎵

Remember Kuwei Yul-Bo?

Yep, said Jan Van Eck with no intentions of keeping his deal with Kaz.

Has anyone made a decoy of Kuwei yet?

Nina and Wylan: let’s do it together!

🎵The deal is honored again!🎵

🎵Now it’s not…. again!🎵

Still can’t get Kuwei from the Crows? Try Squallers on Parem!

🎵Hell yeah, now we’ve got Inej!🎵 said Jan Van Eck, hating his son and breaking Kaz’s heart.

Hi, i’m Kaz Brekker, and i was wondering,

🎵is killing Rollins legal yet?🎵

Rollins: no.

Don’t worry about me, i won’t get robbed, said Rollins, getting robbed.

Guess who’s in Fjerda. 🎵Barbarians🎵 what’s a barbarian?

🎵grisha🎵 said the Fjerdans, persecuting grisha.

R I P Jesper’s reputation. Er, actually just half of it. The other half is fine, but Jesper is still an idiot.

How’s Wylan? Broken.

How’s Nina’s parem addiction? 🎵Bigger, and there’s more of it.🎵

Kaz has two three goals. He needs to Get His:

1 money

2 girl

3 revenge

🎵INTERMISSION🎵

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GUYS. GUYS.

GUYS.

HOLY FUCK.

GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.

That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.

All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.

I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE

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‪sometimes i’m feeling sad but then i remember The Kaz Brekker grew up on a farm and i am revitalized ‬

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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

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Look at him 😫❤️

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Thalia Grace

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Age Test

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

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Nothing in the whole YA genre will EVER be as ICONIC as Kaz Brekker sneaking into his own gang base, descending down the stairs like an absolute drama queen, and then beating the shit out of the entire gang just to make a point and you can’t change my mind

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Some of you have never fallen in love with a morally grey character with dark hair and a troubled past and honestly, it shows

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Happy (Belated) Valentine's Day, more than 40 Indian soldiers were killed in Jammu and Kashmir's Pulwama district on Thursday when a Jaish-e-Mohammed militant rammed an explosive-laden vehicle into the bus they were travelling in, and the nation is horrified :))))

But of course it seems everyone has decided to ignore it 😟 i mean yall only seem to care about issues outside the west when its stuff like which youtuber is gonna come out on top

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Haru (quick drawing)

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I’m right and I should say it

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When they clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you

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2/3/19

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