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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE
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walks in here eating an apple
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the forever cringe-inducing teaser reenactment (゜▽゜;)
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I'm just stating the truth, and quite fantastic thank you!
I guess that kinda makes me feel better...?
I brought you something nice and that something is me, hi
A beautiful woman just for me? How could I honestly complain? Hey there, Suzy! How’s my favorite girl doing?
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I brought you something nice and that something is me, hi
A beautiful woman just for me? How could I honestly complain? Hey there, Suzy! How's my favorite girl doing?
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You were never my favorite, and now I know why.
No girl would touch you with a ten foot pole so stop dreaming.
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I'm going to sleep because Mark told me I was an ugly turd.
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Is there beautiful girls in there because I definitely would not mind being in that black hole.
Be careful though, you might get sucked into the black hole I have where my heart is supposed to be.
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it's almost 6 in the morning should I sleep now
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I'm glad I could touch your cold heart in some way.
Aw how thoughtful of you.
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You're quite the talented woman.
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and i can be sexy like this
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I can be cuter, but we'll save that for another day.
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so cute..
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I just farted and I thought of you.
…Is this joke supposed to be funny? Sorry boy, try again.
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