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Category: Gen Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationships: CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & Ahsoka Tano Characters: CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, Ahsoka Tano, Original Clone Character(s), CT-5385 | Tup, CT-5597 | Jesse, CT-6116 | Kix, CT-7567 | Rex Additional Tags: Character Study, Brotherhood, it takes a village, Post-Umbara Arc (Star Wars), Lola Sayu, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, where echo does not get sold to the techno union, and is instead brought to a republic med station, an exploration into echo’s headspace post lola sayu, spoiler alert: he’s not doing great!, Suicidal Ideation, he doesn’t exactly want to die he just doesn’t particularly want to live, Hurt/Comfort, Hopeful Ending, cannot abide sad endings don’t worry i won’t do that to my boy, echo is going through a lot but he’s still a snarky little shit and i love him, the extent to which i would lay down my life for echo and fives cannot be overstated, Canon Disabled Character, Post-Episode: s03e18 The Citadel, Citadel Arc (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Summary:

He’s in the bacta tank for a week. It’s not as long as his body needs, but it’s all the time that can be spared, and it gets Echo stabilized and on the road to recovery.

He isn’t awake for any of it—he passed out from the pain at some point while Fives was carrying him, and the next time he comes to he’s lying on a hospital bed with a shiny new set of prosthetics.

Echo can’t believe he’s alive.

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Category: M/M Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationships: CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo/Quinlan Vos, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives Characters: Quinlan Vos, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, Original Clone Character(s) Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Flirting, snark as a flirting method, echo has no idea how to respond when quinlan flirts with him and i love him for it, 70 percent of this fic happens while echo is bridal carrying quinlan, on my rare-pair bullshit again, dungeon rescue

Summary: 

“Are you able to walk, sir?” Echo asks, hand reaching out as if to steady Quinlan, before flitting back.

“Just call me Quinlan. I think getting me out of this horrible place gives you that right.”

Echo's face does something complicated before he manages to tamp down on his control. “Haven't managed that yet, sir,” he replies evenly.

“Does that mean you’ll call me Quinlan once you have?” Quinlan asks, aiming for cheeky and not quite managing it.

“I’ll consider it, if that is your wish,” Echo responds in a tone that means absolutely kriffing not, never in a million years. Oh, Quinlan is going to have fun with him if they can manage to get out of here alive.

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Category: M/M Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationship: CC-1010 | Fox/Quinlan Vos Characters: Quinlan Vos, CC-1010 | Fox Additional Tags: are they boyfriends?, is fox quinlan’s extremely dangerous and attractive escort?, is quinlan fox’s extremely dangerous and attractive escort?, You Decide, some nebulous medieval fantasy setting, fox experiences Multiple Emotions and doesn’t like it one bit!!!, not me just fully projecting on to fox, idiots to lovers, Undercover, Undercover as a Couple

Summary:

“They’re going to find us out in an instant,” Fox grumbles, though his complaint lacks the heat that existed in earlier iterations of this conversation.

He’s practically resigned to his fate now. Well—he’s not actively fighting it anymore, which he personally feels is deserving of a round of applause, or maybe a new knife that he can better fit under this ridiculous outfit he’s wearing.

“Not if you play along,” Quinlan replies out of the corner of his mouth.

Fox does not glare at him outright because he is at least trying to do his job here. Even if his job currently involves playing arm candy to Quinlan Vos as they schmooze with a bunch of obscenely wealthy people that are morally questionable at best.

or: Fox and Quinlan go undercover. It goes about as well as can be expected.

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Category: F/F Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types Relationships: Ahsoka Tano/Tala Durith, Ahsoka Tano & Tala Durith, CT-7567 | Rex & Ahsoka Tano, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo & CT-7567 | Rex Characters: Ahsoka Tano, Tala Durith, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-5576-39 | Gregor, Reva Sevander | Third Sister, Original Characters, Quinlan Vos Additional Tags: people with hard lives finding companionship, the do i wanna be them or be with them queer person conundrum, Queerplatonic Relationships, Tala lives, and comes back with prosthetics bc i don’t Fucking care my girl is Not allowed to die, sw stop killing off competent women challenge failed yet again, the cornerstone of wlw shipping in sw is looking at two women, and going wow they never met but it sure would have been neat if they had!, i love women

Summary:

Ahsoka doesn’t remember much about the years directly after Order 66, when she was nothing more than a wraith made of her roiling anger and endless grief.

or: how Ahsoka meets Tala, joins the rebellion, and rebuilds a community.

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Category: F/F

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

Relationship: Rafa Martez/Ahsoka Tano

Characters: Ahsoka Tano, Rafa Martez, Trace Martez

Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Enemies to Lovers, or more specifically:, something about you rubs me the wrong way to, you’re infuriating but i suppose i respect you to, maybe i was wrong about some of the assumptions i made about you to, i want you to shove me against a wall and kiss me until i can’t breathe

Summary:

Rafa doesn’t know what the person she’s meeting looks like, but it doesn’t matter. There’s only one person they can be.

She's wearing a well fitted suit in a medium blue with a black shirt and towering black heels. She stands out in the lower levels just by nature of owning something so nice, but she doesn’t look bothered or worried by the side glances she's receiving, and Rafa can’t tell if it’s because she doesn’t notice or because she trusts herself to handle anyone that wants to make an issue of her presence here.

or: Rafa was just looking for a way to make some quick credits. She is in no way prepared to meet Ahsoka.

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i was originally trying to get this done for @star-wars-wlweek day 5 (enemies to lovers) or day 6 (fake dating), but that very much did not happen LMAO. this is so embarrassingly late, but i invested so much time into it that i was like: fuck it i’ll just post anyway. hope you enjoy if you give it a go!! thanks!!

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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this is genuinely the funniest moment in all of Star Wars not out of comedy but nothing will make me scream laugh like this

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Judge magazine, July 1921

(Originally from the Wisconsin Octopus)

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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Anyway.

tag yourself.

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But imagine how little Harry James Potter felt during a casual breakfast with the Weasleys during the summer at the Burrow between first and second year as he chews on another piece of sausage at Mrs. Weasley’s insistence and he compliments her hat and she cheerfully says, “Oh, well, thank you, dear, Mr. Weasley got it for me for Christmas” and he perks up and says, “Oh! How was Romania?” and she just blinks and asks, “Romania, dear?” and he’s like, ‘You went to visit Charlie, right? That’s why Ron had to stay at Hogwarts.” and Ron’s ears turn beet red as he slides down in his chair and just imagine, just imagine…

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I don't understand why movies keep writing in a singular token gay character like... sweetie, gays travel in PACKS. If there's one gay there's at least 2 more. Get it right

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luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Knol Ven'nari/Sabé Characters: Knol Ven'nari, Sabé (Star Wars), CC-1010 | Fox, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

“Commander Fox told me that you knew what you were doing. He said that you were competent,” Sabé said, watching in horrified fascination as another bomb went off in the distance.

for day 2 of @star-wars-wlweek

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Category: F/F Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Relationship: Barriss Offee/Ahsoka Tano Characters: Barriss Offee Ahsoka Tano Additional Tags: Undercover / Pining / oh my god the pining / barriss my dear i’m going to get you a gf if it’s the last thing i do / they are in their early 20’s here i figure / Order 66 Didn’t Happen (Star Wars) / bc that’s the world i want to live in

Summary:

“Hello,” comes a familiar voice above Barriss. Her voice has deepened and matured in the time since they’ve seen each other, because of course it has, but the knowledge of such a stark change hits Barriss somewhere low in her gut.

Ahsoka leans against the table, all long legs and pretty skin adorned in gold. She towers over Barriss like this, montrals nearly fully developed, and Barriss tries and fails not to stare at her arms.

“I’m Cherry. You interested in a dance, gorgeous?”

Barriss snaps her gaze away from Ahsoka’s arms to look at her face, which is just as terrible, actually, and might even be worse than the sight of her arms. She’s biting her lip shyly and looking at Barriss through the sweep of her lashes.

“Yeah,” she rasps, reduced to monosyllables in the face of that expression.

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this was written for the @star-wars-wlweek day 7 prompt: first kiss. thanks!