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Hardcore agree with everything stated above but I wanna add my own complaint

Mc is canonically nonbinary so everyone can imagine themselves / their oc as the mc. The devs deliberately made it so you can project whatever sexuality / identity you want onto the mc so everyone is allowed to call them whatever pronouns you want. Calling mc she/her isn't "wrong". Calling mc he/him isn't "wrong". It's all up to how YOU PERSONALLY prefer them seen as. You can write mc however you want as long as you're not telling other people that they're wrong for doing it differently than you do

I say this because I see people bickering and arguing over what pronouns fanfic writers are "allowed" to write mc as. I think as long as people are properly tagging their fics and specifying what pronouns / body parts mc has, then it doesn't matter.

If you are mad at people writing mc differently than the way you would prefer, don't read those posts / potentially block the author so you don't have to see it anymore. Better yet, write your own fanfic or commission someone to do it for you. People are not required to write mc to fit your preferences, people are allowed to write whatever makes them happy regardless of whether or not you like it. Everyone is allowed to play obey me, everyone is allowed to make fanart of obey me, everyone is allowed to write fanfic of obey me. Yes. Even if you don't like it

Tldr: You're allowed to call mc whatever pronouns you want, as long as you're not going out of your way to tell anyone they should be excluded from playing the game / participating in Fandom stuff because they did it differently than you. F!mc and M!mc are equally as valid as nonbinary!mc

No, the idea Lucifer is only a gentleman to woman giving you the idea he’s heterosexual is NOT true and all in your head.

No, the idea that Mephisto wouldn’t like or be disgusted by lgbtq because he’s “high class” and “rich type” IS the disgusting thought that it’s canon. And again, all in your head.

No, “Asmo is the only brother—” stop right there. All of the brothers, actually scrap that. All of the characters love MC regardless of gender and don’t give an f about gender.

No, just because the writers are stupid at times doesn’t mean the MC isn’t canonically GN. MC was never written well from any aspect. Regardless they’ve confirmed over and over the MC is GN for inclusivity, so they are whoever you want them to be.

Every time someone says “but they look like they’d be straight- ” ALL IN YOUR HEAD. Get out of that mindset. Being paranoid over something that isn’t true is really unnecessary.

Remember: The MC is whoever YOU want to be, and the characters love them regardless of their gender!! The dev and writers even went frick gender and humans because they made a sheep the canon manga MC.

They have literally stated “our aim is to keep Obey Me! inclusive and enjoyable for all people, regardless of gender or preference.”

By saying the characters aren’t pan or they’re straight, excludes so many who play this game for the inclusivity. This is what the game is for, so at the very least, don’t say it’s canon. Because the canon is MC is whoever you want them to be. And any character will love them for whoever they are.

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This is what I've been trying to say for ages now. I'd also like to point out that Lucifer isn't strict with his brothers just for the sake of being a dick, he's doing it to protect them. The last time one of his sibling's disobeyed a major authority figure they were killed, caused a war, and got the rest of them banished from their home. If Lucifer tying Mammon to the ceiling by his toes is what it takes to stop him from trying to steal priceless family heirlooms from Diavolo's castle then so be it, because if he got in actual trouble with Diavolo and Barbatos, his punishment could be significantly worse.

Every time someone posts about "waaaawaaa lucifer is abusive," it just tells me you absolutely do not understand his character in any way, shape, or form. This was the man who lost everything for his family, I highly doubt he genuinely wants to hurt them. They are some of the strongest demons in existence, I promise they can handle being chained up for a lil bit.

Same thing with people who baby Beel. It's confirmed he literally eats people. He was in a pie eating competition and "accidentally" ate another contestant in the process and didn't even notice. All your favorite blorbos are violent, just in different ways, even Mammon.

I've seen a few small discussions in the fandom about headcanons of how the brothers treat each other and I want to throw my hat into the ring quickly.

I do believe that the brothers are like, pretty violent with each other. they've shown that they're completely okay with hitting, suplexing, tackling ect each other (and whatever fucking medieval torture methods Lucifer dishes out to mammon) while still loving each other with little actual hard feelings.

Demon culture is much harsher then human culture- probably has to do with the fact that demons are way tougher beings so it's not as traumatizing to be like- smacked up side the head by a parent so while demons can still definitely be abused and consider such things abusive, I think averagely demons treat each other rough.

I don't think the brothers would consider what they do to each other to be truly abuse. Like mammon. Obviously he doesn't like being punished but mammon doesn't think of Lucifer as his awful abuser. He thinks lucifer as his stuck up older brother that he definitely still kind of looks up to and loves dearly. Same with Satan, all that crazy shit that he experienced in his childhood was just what happened, he's never stated to be angry at Lucifer because he chained him up and suffocated him with a pillow a few times (that was no biggy, Lucifer's done far worse things like being a arrogant ASSHOLE) , that was just a product of growing up as not only a demon but the avatar of wrath.

At the end it mainly has to do with intent in devildom and the brothers would never try to genuinely abuse each other.

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God fucking damn it

SEE GUYS? OBEY ME 3 TOMORROW #TRUST

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Adding onto this with a headcanon: Kent used to sneak into Jodi's room the same way we sneak into Sam's during that one heart cutscene. That's why she came into his room when she "heard something weird" and questioned why he looked so red sweaty. She knew Sam and the farmer were in there and was trying to prevent anything more than a few kisses without wanting to outright confront them. (Either out of embarrassment bc it's awkward to walk in on your son, or because she knows she's a hypocrite and shouldn't be talking)

there’s something that bothers me about sam, jodi, and kent

Jodi says this if you have high friendship with her:

“We kind of rushed into our marriage, with Kent being a soldier and all... I hardly got a taste of youth and freedom, and now it's too late to ever go back. Just don't make the same mistake.”

At face value it makes a lot of sense, especially since marrying early and young like this is the case for a lot of military couples.

But Sam has this piece of dialogue that throws things off a little:

“Dad used to work as a garbage man in the city. You don't even want to know some of the things he found in people's trash.”

Which makes me think that Kent had a civilian job and Sam was old enough to remember it at the time (at least from the way he talks about it)

Given that, the timeline seems a little off. There are a million reasonable explanations for how these two pieces of dialogue could be compatible with each other (a break in service, garbage collection being part of being a Ferngill soldier, Sam referring to something that happened before his parents were married, concernedape just forgot lmao)

But to me the most narratively interesting interpretation is that Jodi is lying, and that she married young after getting pregnant out of wedlock (and that Kent didn’t enlist until well after Sam’s birth). She seems like the type who would want to keep that kind of a thing a secret (especially since a lot of people see her as a gossip)

And I think it recontextualizes a lot of what Jodi says and does (like how she emphasizes to the player to not repeat her mistakes, or why she tries to intervene when she thinks Sam is doing something “bad” in his 8 heart event)

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Someone does something nice for MC, and they respond by thanking them with a kiss on the cheek. Cue Mammon running around like a chicken with its head cut off desperately trying to find something nice to do for MC so he can get a kiss too

It eventually turns into a competition over who's the nicest to mc / can do the most for them as they all try to get a kiss on the lips instead of a quick peck on the cheek. The HOL gets burnt down, Belphie has been missing for a week, one of Leviathan's horns is gone, and somehow Asmodeus is stuck to what's left of the ceiling.

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New unhinged headcanon: Yknow that song "ra-ra-rasputin lover of the Russian queen"?

That was Solomon. He goes under many names in order to hide the fact he's immortal when living among the humans. He really did know magic but used basic science (that was very technologically advanced at the time) to cure then queen's son of his illness.

Rasputin was one of Solomon's identities. The whole "drinking poison until it was gone and said I feel fine" thing was him just flexing he's immortal. Same thing happened when he got shot lmao. Faked his death in the river and made a run for it after. Howls with laughter when MC shows him the song

Edit for clarification: I am well aware that real Raputine actually died in the river. When I said "faked his death in the river and made a run for it" I was talking about Solomon. I probably should've phrased that better

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I had a really long thing typed out but I assumed nobody would read it so...

It's pretty much canon it was assigned to them bc of how they behaved. It's just that their behavior worsened in the Devildom because it was a way of coping with everything that happened, or because the Devildom isn't as restrictive as the C.R so they can get away with it easier.

Lucifer was always prideful, he had to be as the top angel in the c.r and now he has to be in the devildom to keep diavolo happy (it's a really fucking long story, I'm sorry I am not expanding on this. Play the first game)

Mammon was always greedy. I remember there was a text chat where they were talking about how Mammon got in trouble for scamming other angels. He was selling them bird feathers while claiming they were from Lucifer's wings. It's said that Mammon constantly had schemes to make money and got demoted to a throne because of it. This is a major part of Mammon's lore, it kinda explains why he loves Lucifer so much (yet another really fucking long story)

Levi was always Envy. It's said that he was always a pretty isolated guy in the celestial realm and often felt jealous about not fitting in. In order to overcompensate for not fitting in, he worked extra hard as an angel. He based his entire self worth on how useful he was as a war strategist and said he felt useless when there was a ceasefire / temporary peace between the Devildom and celestial realm. This is kinda where his inferiority complex stems. This is why he's so devoted to anime and gatekeeps it. If he's the biggest anime fan, then he's finally the best at something

Satan was literally born like that. Also, self-preservation. It feels like he has to justify his existence and prove he's not an extension of Lucifer.

Asmodeus does it because of his low self-esteem. In the celestial realm, he was only seen as a pretty face. Beyond his beauty, he is viewed as nothing. He lusted after praise and attention in the c.r. It got worse after he fell because he thought his demon form was ugly. Imagine spending your entire life being told people only like you because of one specific quality, then losing that quality. Almost everything Asmodeus does is for the approval of others. He can't love himself, so he wants other people to do it for him. He acts self-absorbed to hide it.

Beel always had a big appetite. In the og game, they talk about Beel stealing food in the c.r and getting caught by Raphael. Beelzebub eats to cope with Lilith's death. It's not a coincidence that he suddenly doesn't feel hungry anymore because MC is around. It's because MC makes him happy, and for once, he's not drowning in grief and survivors guilt

Belphegor was always lazy, but it got worse after Lilith's death. He can't be dwelling on the past if he's unconscious.

(I'd be willing to go in depth and answer questions, but I've unironically written and rewritten several explanations of this over the span of 3 hours. I feel like one person wrote a fanfic where the brothers developed their sin AFTER they fell in order to display how it affects them, then the Fandom took that headcanon and ran with it despite the fact the devs have repeatedly told us that they've always been Like That.)

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I'm down with the tomato one, which could explain why they always refer to them as "Hell tomatos."

I'm taking your idea and running with it: Devildom scientists (sourcerers?) had to specifically breed tomato's to get rid of the part that gives them fins. Just "tomatos" is the human world version that screws with them, and "Hells tomatos" is the special kind specifically made for demons. Humans can eat them too, but for some reason, they taste different. Mc points out the difference and gets called crazy because demons can't tell the difference

(Kinda like how humans can SMELL when it's going to rain. We're weird)

In the devildom, they have foods that can have odd or fatal results on a human that eats them. What if there are normal human foods that do that to demons?

They could be allergic to garlic (a classic)

Strawberries could make their skin change color.

Tomatoes give them fins.

And every single one of them is lactose intolerant cause they're used to hell cows milk, not earth cow milk.

Beel tries a human world strawberry milkshake and has a terrible time.

Lucifer tries an apple and goes blind for a couple hours.

Would be pretty funny

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I think the reason it icks me out is MC's pacts with the brothers can be abused. Like, they gave mc total control over their bodies and can make them do whatever MC wants. The issue with the whole "Down boy, sit!" Thing is it feels like we're ignoring their consent and treating them like objects / pets and not people. I can understand it in circumstances where the brothers are hurting people / themselves / mc uses it in self defense against another threat, but the "joking" comments where MC treats them like dogs makes me wince

If you're into pet play, then whatever, but these dialogs don't feel like a kinky sex thing and instead feel like a violation of their autonomy. They can joke about it to an extent, but I draw the line where MC actually acts out on it

Maybe I'm too woke. I just feel really gross when MC uses their pacts sometimes.

maybe i'm too woke but saying "bad dogs" or anything to keep the brothers in their place via their pacts is so fucking cringe. like why is it a dialogue option..??? "Bad dogs! STAY!" like holy shit who is getting their rocks off to this...

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Lucifer, waking up covered in blood and shirtless: Why am I missing 2 of my 6 wings?

Mammon: Well, they must be here somewhere! It's not like they just...grew legs and walked away

Satan:

Mammon: ...I stand corrected

(Just in case this went above anyone's head / they forgot the lore: Lucifer's wings *did* grow legs and walk away. He tore two of his wings off in a fit of rage when he found out Lilith died and that anger is what created Satan as the avatar of wrath. Satan is quite literally Lucifer's wings given life. That's why he wears the feathered boa)

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Wait guys I just realized that Sam is so tall that he literally bends his knees to meet the farmer when they kiss LMAO. String bean Sam

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Stardew headcanons: Shane and Sam edition

Sam’s been working there since he was 16

Shane trained him

Shane was annoyed with him because of Sam’s positive attitude

But slowly they bonded

Secretly Shane is protective over him

Makes sure he gets home safely when it’s a night shift

Will walk home together occasionally

Sam will sing while cleaning while Shane acts annoyed

Sam’s one of the only reasons why Shane will go to work

Both have accidentally brought a children’s lunch box to work

Sam had Vincent’s paw patrol lunch box while Shane brought Jas’s jojo siwas lunch box

Shane was the first to make the mistake and Sam made fun of him for days until Sam made the same mistake

Shane is always invited to Sam’s concerts

He was one of the first people Sam thought of inviting

Shane still has Sam’s first flyer

Sam got a really rude customer one day and the managers weren’t showing up to help, so Shane stepped in

That customer never stepped foot back into jojo mart

They occasionally open up drinks on the floor without paying. They hide them on the shelves so their supervisors won’t see

Sam has an energy drink addiction

Especially mt kick starts

They are literally best friends idk

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My hc:

Their ears depend on the form. Human form? Naw. Demon form? Yeah but it varies

Lucifer: Pointed maybe?

Mammon: Nope, normal ears regardless. Maybe has random piercings that appear kinda like how the white markings on his chest and gold flecks in his hair come and go

Levi: Sorta shaped like gills

Asmodeus: Normal. Probably prefers it this way

Satan: Pointed like Lucifer's but his ears aren't as long? If that makes sense? Like the length of the point is shorter

Beel: Doesn't have ears in his demon form. Fly antenna on his forehead that detects vibration like the ear drum does

Belphie: Cow ears <3 they twitch at the slightest thing so they wiggle a lot. Gently poke one and the whole thing moves like it has a mind of its own

Diavolo: Normal ears. If he has different ones then I'm not creative enough to think of something

The angels have feathers on their ears or sometimes eyes on their earlobe

Barbatos: Bat ears. His horns are made to resemble bat wings so he might as well have the ears to match. They're fuzzy and he secretly likes when people scratch them. Maybe has a hole in one and refuses to tell people how / where it came from

(Solomon did it by mistake. Barbatos claims he doesn't talk about it because he's ashamed that he "let" Solomon have a magic mishap and blew a hole in his ear. In reality, he doesn't bring it up because he doesnt want Solomon to feel guilty. Solomon knows Barbatos doesn't want him to feel guilty and doesn't bring it up because it was 100% intentional LMFAO)

okay a quick little question i need an answer for

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Life x death trope, but it's Solomon with MC. MC is death and kills everything they touch while Solomon is life who physically can't die, so MC can touch him as much as they like

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Gonna be fucking furious if they do a retcon of everything and release a third game and reset all progress + expect people to blow more money on it. The writers really shit the bed and gave up, huh?

Either they reboot obey me again or they release a whole new series that has nothing to do with obey me

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Who would tell little kids the truth about Santa?

Fun Fact: I was so afraid of Santa as a Kid that my parents had to tell me that he didn't exist

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I swear I must be the only SDV player that don't care about any spouse's rooms, because NONE of the 12 candidates have rooms I like 🫠