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I’m no longer young and invincible.

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I hope every man has a bad acid trip

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Wtf are guinea pigs? Something that I punt?

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User error folk: My camera broke

Me: is the webcam slider blocking the camera?

User error folk: No there is nothing blocking my camera!

Me: can you feel around on the top center of your display for a rigid slider to verify it is not blocking the camera.

User error folk: THERE IS NOTHING BLOCKING MY CAMERA!!!

*calls colleague*

My colleague: FYI these HP models have camera sliders that block the webcam, next time please have them check.

Randomly gained competency after my call

Idiot loser heads

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Pov: it's 2030 and your lawyer says “idk bruh, that's tough” because they used ChatGPT to pass the bar exam.

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People that work at a combination KFC and TacoBell deserve two paychecks.

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Hi Jerry, is this still available?

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Nothing more romantic than experiencing the social collapse together.

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I diagnose you with Reddit Silver

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I actually can't stop laughing at the dichotomy of Trump and Biden. This is the epitome of my BPD characterized by two people.

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Casually posting extremist content online while typing away at my office job.

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If you haven't achieved your dreams by now, you should probably give up.

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Just saw John Wick. He dies.

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Drake the type of guy to carry his legally prescribed medications in a lil 1950s doctor style pouch on the plane

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Drake dropped search and rescue?

Time to be in my feelings at my office job.

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Transvestigators think basically every famous woman is trans. And yes, they think it’s a plot by the Jews.

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Don't bully me i’ll cum