jmtorres
jmtorres
jmtorres
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Queer, disabled, middle-aged, jewish dyke. Can be found on AO3, dreamwidth and Bluesky under the same handle.
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jmtorres · 13 hours ago
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Orphan's Lament (gouache) It rained on our little smoke tree. I named this painting for the Robbie Basho song!
This will be my postcard print for June. Join my postcard club on Patreon if you'd like this mini print in the mail - link in my pinned post!!
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jmtorres · 2 days ago
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i'd've gone without him lbr
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maybe im a bitch but this would be grounds for a divorce to me like the honey moon was not a secret you both knew you’d be going abroad and need passports to do that if he cant be bothered to check if his shit ain’t expired what kind of person r u laying next to…..u r gonna end up babying and mothering a grown ass man spending ur entire life checking behind him to make sure stuff actually gets done…like maybe im making it too deep but idk how u could spend all that time and money planning something like that and this happens and ur still expected to get up in the morning and cook for him….if he was remotely remorseful his ass should be up cooking for YOU like……………yall r better than me fr
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jmtorres · 2 days ago
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Amber Midthunder for Grumpy Magazine
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jmtorres · 2 days ago
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Color of spring
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jmtorres · 2 days ago
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Claire Burbridge - Tree Study 1 (Triptych), 2019
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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in trying to figure out whose limbs were whose, which, what, and where, i was absolutely prepared to see aliens with backjointed knees and shit. alas it appears to be bog standard humans in awkward shadows.
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Janet Elizabeth Aulisio
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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Malan Breton Fall Winter 2025-26
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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you will get a premature dopamine hit ... and lose motivation
OHHH is THAT what the fuck happens???
The only adhd tips that work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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A Buff-tailed bumblebee/mörk jordhumla hard at work gathering nectar from an Iris sibirica. Värmland, Sweden (June 19, 2020).
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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the girl with the pearl earring. cy3rix on instagram. 2025.
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jmtorres · 3 days ago
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that link has a whole lot of "legal, but" with weird local regulations and reports of people who got arrested for indecent exposure in jurisdictions where it's supposedly fine. I mean the last post in this reblog chain was from 2023 so maybe some shit's regressed in the past couple of years but like.
compare striptease laws, which in many localities require pasties on female performers. does not seem like we've actually got legal toplessness in those places.
idk frankly i've never lived anywhere in the US where i've seen casual titty. not even at various beaches.
i'm not sure where i'm going with this because it's not like i think breasts are inherently pornographic, I think the US is pretty dumb about this. But I'm also aware of prevailing attitudes in the US and it doesn't surprise me at all that it's a LOT more complicated than "Toplessness for breasts is legal in most places in the US."
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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i mean on the plus side it's already on my person >_>
Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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Ring, apparently
so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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i love buying eggnog in glass quarts with a $3 deposit that the dairy washes out and reuses!!
i wish lactaid or a local generic equivalent was sold in reusable glass bottles!
Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.
Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.
Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)
Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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wall tile with lotus flower, iran c. 1300-50.
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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on the plus side it's fewer characters
on the minus side it does somewhat undercut the seriousness of some messages
is that really a negative tho, that's a significant portion of why we use it
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jmtorres · 4 days ago
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Smash Potato Quiche —
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