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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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opposite of a wife guy im a my friends guy. oh you like that flower thats crazy my friend literally gardens. oh you ate a bagel today thats crazy when i hung out with my friend we got bagels. oh you took a walk by some water that's crazy because a year ago me and my friend took this specific walk by the water and it was meaningful. phone screen of my friends. always talking about my friends. starting to think nobody else has my friends in the same way that i have my friends and im really sorry about that you know what i mean
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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink
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maybe i’ll feel more like myself after swimming for several hours and getting pruny and eating a sandwich with chips in it
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god made me bisexual because he knew it wouldn't make a difference
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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this
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the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints
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I can tell when a straight guy has a moustache for the wrong reasons
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obsessed w this comment on a video of right wing grifters
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[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The best times of your life have not yet been lived. Lucky Numbers 41, 36, 22, 51, 39, 34 Back: August, Chinese text 八 (bā) 月 (yuè)]
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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket
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