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Our 2012 Top Ten!

We didn't think we would be writing this, SO convinced were we of the world ending a week or so ago, but turns out we didn't end up as charred corpses who are bereft of the ability to reminisce.  So, without further ado, let's look back at our top ten events of 2012!  

#10: Joel joins Pinterest and starts a board consisting entirely of pictures of John Boehner.   No one, including him, understands why.

#9: We get our mirror fixed after two years, much to Lisa's delight.  We can finally continue with our dreamquest.

#8:  Lisa briefly goes into a coma after waiting in line for four hours to audition for The Amazing Race.  Hilarious punchline:  All we get to do is jabber in front of a camera for a minute and a half.

#7:  We lose our junior writer prospect to New College of Florida, where he vigorously pursues an alternative lifestyle as well as many snacks at the Four Winds Cafe.

#6:  Yes, we do miss out on the end of the world, but we do get to witness the Miami Marlins concoct their own Apocalypse.

#5:  We somehow manage to vote in Florida without waiting in line for four hours, something we only do for TV Shows.  Others are not so lucky.

#4:  Inflatable hot dogs.

#3:  David's scholarship award dinner provides us with what is possibly the worst meal of our lives.  But - it's free...?

#2:  A.J. Canfield becomes a design legend by providing one of our clients with layouts for four one sheets, a brochure and a media folder in one day - the same day that we get our first Hollywood job in years, thinking of names for an ABC Family theme week.  Spoiler:  He does a lot better than we do.

#1:  Legendary game show host Chuck Woolery personally replies to one of Joel's tweets - and exposes the truth about ANOTHER game show legend!!!!   

Oh, and last year, we also wrote about 4 billion pages of books, blogs, sales letters, bios, website copy, brochures and more for our wonderful clients.  We're looking to boost that to 8 billion in 2013 if we don't fall off the fiscal cliff (ever notice that there's always another apocalypse to look forward to?).

Happy New Year, everybody!

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We may have to eat the neighbors.

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A video all about gud righting.

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Just what I need...

ANOTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SITE!!!!