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SUNSET BOULEVARD. a high-contrast psd that prioritizes teals, yellows and pinks.

cost: 300 points or $3 USD

do not use in commissions!

adjustment options offered for light/dark caps

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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SONGBIRD. a free to use high-contrast psd inspired by the character of sam nightingale as featured in dimension 20′s the seven.

do not use in commissions!

adjustment options offered for light/dark caps. 

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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hey there! man i know this is going to sound like a super noob question but like... how do carrds work? like, how do i use a custom template that somebody else has made? i just made an account yesterday but i'm having a lot of difficulty figuring out the site. do i need to upgrade to pro or something to use templates other people have made? thanks in advance!

hiya nonnie! not a noob question at all. i know a lot of people that are only just switching over bc everyone used to use docs.

the free version of carrd comes with a fifty element limit. if you want to use templates that come with more than fifty elements, you'll need to upgrade. carrd accounts that were made before a certain date can add up to 100 elements for free, but they decided to limit it later on (probably so more people would buy pro? not sure). it won't let the person you're getting it from transfer the template to your account if it surpasses your element limit.

good news is, pro lite is only $9 yearly - so if that's feasible for you, i'd recommend just going ahead and getting it.

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1989. a high-contrast psd that prioritizes purples, blues and yellow-oranges.

cost: 300 points or $3 USD

do not use in commissions!

adjustment options offered for light/dark caps. may oversaturate on older caps; there’s an option which should fix this as well.

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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CAPTAIN; a free to use header template for ask responses.

fonts used: chomsky and arial.

contains options for light & dark modes.

psd used (florence) not included.

please like or reblog if saving.

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hi! what would u say is a better rpc besides tumblr? ex, twitter, instagram, or discord? i find tumblr rather toxic

hi nonnie!

instagram has a lot of factors that add up to pretty rampant toxicity - because it's an image focused platform it's very edit heavy, and if you don't have a pretty account/consistently fashionable edits, you won't get as many interactions. it's also a much younger community in general; you'll find a lot of teenagers there, so it's very high school. gossipy, cliquey, that sort of thing. i spent a lot of time there and i find it frankly awful.

twitter i don't have much experience with, but when i was there i found it to be pretty difficult to navigate. i don't know how it is dramawise, but it seems like people post a lot less out of character stuff there, so that might be a good fit for you!

if it isn't, though, i think with tumblr the real trick is to be clear with your expectations. i would recommend putting in your rules that you want a drama-free dash and won't follow others who post/reblog a lot of callouts. turn off anon if that stresses you. i've found that making the first move on clear communication with rp partners is helpful as well.

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FLORENCE. a high-contrast psd that prioritizes blues, greens and browns.

cost: 300 points or $3 USD

do not use in commissions!

kind of finicky; adjustment options offered for light/dark and red/blue caps. may require further editing

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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            THE    DOVES    HAVE    DIED,

                                                   THE    LOVERS    HAVE    LIED.

                                                                                                          cred.

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*    LOST   IN   SPACE   ( 2018 )  SEASON   ONE   SENTENCE  STARTERS   (   PART   ONE   ) .

some  of  these  may  have  been  altered  for  length  or  ease  of  use .  feel  free  to  change  gendered  language  to  suit  your  needs .

IMPACT

“ hey. it’s your turn. ”

“ take my hand. ”

“ it’s fine, it’s just stuck. ”

“ so where are you these days? ”

“ what did you bring me? ”

“ how long do we have? ”

“ we should talk about this privately. ”

“ i just don’t want you to be disappointed again. ”

“ well, they say everyone should read moby dick before they die. ”

“ i don’t think i’ve read anything except instruction manuals for years. ”

“ hey, i’m not gonna blow us up, am i? ”

“ you’re gonna be fine. you got that? you’re gonna be fine. ”

“ so you’re finally filing for divorce? ”

“ no point in you dying too. ”

“ it’s okay! he’s with me. ”

“ can you help her? please. ”

“ can you walk? ”

“ what are you doing? don’t leave me here! ”

DIAMONDS IN THE SKY

“ i’ll let you in on a trade secret: the answer to the question ‘can you fix this’ is always yes.”

“ so you’re gonna bullshit our way to safety. ”

“ i thought you two were friends. ”

“ bury her if you want. i’m gonna try to make sure nobody has to bury us. ”

“ it’s okay to lie down, you know. ”

“ you had a tough day. how are you holding up? ”

“ i didn’t think we’d be the ones rescuing people. ”

“ you didn’t check her pulse? ”

“ i know, right? it’s so familiar but what is it... it’s on the tip of your tongue. ”

“ i swear to god every time i come up here it’s something worse. ”

“ since when do you not do what i ask? ”

“ you put on a good show of being completely self interested, but i know you’re a good person. ”

“ ask the chicken if i’m a good guy come dinnertime. ”

“ i can fix that for you. ”

“ why did you run off? ”

“ i can’t track you because of the storm, where are you? ”

“ i should have been more receptive to you. you have the experience, you have the training. ”

“ i'm glad you were here today. ”

INFESTATION

“ let’s not ruin things with a bunch of lies. ”

“ why would i apologize for being a productive member of society? ”

“ at some point you have to take responsibility for your choices. ”

“ i didn’t ask you here to fight. ”

“ i don’t understand. exactly how lost are we talking about? ”

“ let me show you where you can store your stuff. ”

“ i know what that kind of fear can do to your body, and more importantly what it can do to your mind.”

“ don’t tell anyone, but i still get nightmares from time to time.”

“ if i’m gonna be here, you gotta let me be here. ”

“ you know how i feel about weapons in our house. ”

“ honestly, after everything that’s happened, i’m relieved. ”

“ i have to be honest with you about something, and if it makes you regret taking me in i wouldn’t blame you. ”

“ what was it you wanted to ask me? ”

“ i’m sorry, i really should have paid more attention. ”

“ look at you. successful, intelligent, beautiful... ”

“ you remind me of my sister. ”

“ isn’t there something about judging a book by its cover? ”

“ ... and i’m never having unagi again. ”

“ i need to get in there. ”

“ every day we have these little battles going on inside of us, between what we want to do and what need to do... and sometimes they can be very different things. ”

“ self preservation is nothing to be ashamed of. it’s how we learn to survive. ”

“ if we’re gonna be friends, you can’t hurt anybody. ever. do you understand? ”

THE ROBINSONS WERE HERE

“ looks like we might be here for awhile. ”

“ everyone’s abs are so well-defined. ”

“ that was really something! ”

“ what you looking at? ”

“ just trying to get my bearings. ”

“ hey... you’ve been through a lot. ”

“ i’m not gonna hurt you. i promise. ”

“ he saved your life! ”

“ hey, missed you. ”

“ i was eleven once too. ”

“ hey, you can’t be out here! get back inside! ”

“ don’t you always say that people make mistakes sometimes, and that they deserve a second chance? ”

“ whatever’s going on here, i think it’s great. ”

“ okay, listen, i can explain this. ”

“ i don’t think we’ll be back ‘til morning. ”

“ what if that was it? that was my last plan, and now there’s just... no more plans. ”

“ i know i didn’t tell you i was leaving, because i honestly thought that you’d be happy about it. ”

“ i was trying to impress you with my orienteering skills. ”

“ i think i was just excited to get dressed up. ”

“ if we’re gonna work together, i need you to have all your options on the table. ”

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VAMPIRE. a high-contrast psd that prioritizes deep reds and pale pinks.

cost: 200 points or $2 USD

do not use in commissions!

contains basic adjustments for light and dark caps, may require some editing

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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SLUSH.a high-contrast psd that prioritizes periwinkles and cool browns.

cost: 200 points or $2 USD

do not use in commissions!

contains basic adjustments for light and dark caps, may require some editing

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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what kind of discord groups do you think people want to see? supernatural / fandom based / multi fandom / creepy twist based / Hollywood celebrity based / magical based / cursed place based / post apocalyptical????

oh man, i don't really know! personally i would love to see more sci fi based stuff. anyone wanna weigh in?

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DIVA! a high-contrast psd that prioritizes purples, pinks and reds.

cost: 200 points or $2 USD

do not use in commissions!

contains basic adjustments for light and dark caps, largely user friendly

not recommended for use on poc

please be sure to like or reblog if using!

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SPOOKY SEASON SALE ANNOUNCEMENT !  until october thirty-first, any resources purchased for spooky season revamps will come at a twenty percent discount. want a creepy carrd, or a dash icon that screams fall? get ‘em while they’re hot!

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dont really know what blog to do this on so i guess im just gonna do it here... i am now officially opening up carrd commissions! find examples of my work here, here & here. all proceeds from these will go toward being able to pay my own way through college.

for twenty-five us dollars (less if it takes me less than the expected amount of time), i will work with you to design a custom carrd for your rp blog! extras (such as gifs, more complex edits/typography, etc) can be added on for additional fees. this offer is available for both single and multi muse blogs, and i’ll keep in contact with you the whole time to ensure your end product is exactly what you want it to be.

if interested, please feel free to dm me and i’ll send you a form to get started with. 

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send “time warp” for a nonmagical/modern day au.

no special powers, no fantasy technology, nothing at all. just our muses, completely typical human beings, meeting each other all over again.

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*    TYPES   OF   HUGS .

bc  im  feeling  soft  tdy  yall  . . .  i   dont  know  dont  question  it

[ HELLO ] for a hug after a long time apart.

[ GOODBYE ] for a hug before one muse leaves.

[ YAWN ] for an early morning half-awake hug.

[ SORRY ] for a hug that precedes an apology.

[ MISSED YOU ] for a reconciliation hug.

[ OH MY GOD ] for a hug in response to one muse learning that the other’s still alive.

[ MOVIE ] for a lazy cuddle in front of the tv.

[ RECKLESS ] for an adrenaline-filled hug during or after an adventure.

[ SHH ] for a hug to hide faces/avoid suspicion.

[ DON’T GO ] for a hug that tries to persuade one muse to stay.