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[john-jungkook]

Seokjin: Knock knock.

Yoongi: No.

Seokjin: You don't understand how this joke works.

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Taehyung: I changed my password to 'incorrect' so when I typed my password wrong, it would say 'your password is incorrect'

Jimin: Sometimes I wonder why I married you

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Yoongi: Are you drinking Sprite for breakfast?

Hoseok: Yeah, what did you have for breakfast?

Yoongi: Nothing

Hoseok: *shrugs* I'm doing better than you then.

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Taehyung: Hey, the stars are beautiful tonight

Jungkook: Yeah they really are, aren't they?

Taehyung: Do you know whose even more beautiful?

Taekook in unison: Jimin

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Yoongi: Wait, be quiet.

Taehyung: Did you hear something?

Yoongi: No, I just want you to be quiet.

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Hoseok: I like your backpack

Jungkook: Thanks.

Jimin: *clinging to Jungkook's shoulders like a backpack* Thanks!!

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Taehyung: *posing on top of the desk* Good morning hyung!

Yoongi: *walking in with his 6th americano* Good morning problem child

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Seokjin: Hey can you guys go get us a table?

Taehyung and Jungkook: Sure!

Taekook: *sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table* START THE CAR!!

Seokjin: SHIt-

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Jimin: I need you.

Jungkook: For?

Jimin: Ever.

Jungkook: *voice cracking* oH

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The only way you'll ever see two pretty best friends is if you cloned me and I befriended that clone

Seokjin, probably

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Jimin: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Yoongi: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Jimin: *tearing up* They don't have any arms.

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Jimin: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 AM to look at the stars.

Yoongi: If anyone and i mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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s o f t 🥺

yoongi: i dont have any feelings.

jin: hoseok doesnt like you

yoongi, on the verge of tears: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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Seokjin: Merry Christmas! I got this for you.

Namjoon: Oh thanks hyung, you shouldn't ha-

Namjoon:

Namjoon: Hyung, this is a framed picture of you.

Seokjin: That's right. Only the best for you, babe.

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Seokjin: Taehyung can I talk to you for a minute?

Taehyung: ooooooh someone's in trouuuble

Taehyung: It's me

Taehyung: I don't know why I did that

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Hoseok: Is that a hickey on your neck?

Jimin: Oh that. I just fell down.

Hoseok: On someone's lips?!

Jungkook: *coughs nervously*

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Jimin: Taehyung! Is Jungkook in there?!

Taehyung: Oh actually...

Jungkook: *runs and crashes out of the window*

Taehyung: ...he just left.