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Saw you guys on the street a few days ago. Did you just finish a case? XD

Errr… I only remember saying something and then this happened…

@artofdeductionbysholmes

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My good doctor, what is the pungent chemical smell coming from 221B? Is everything okay? Do we need to evacuate?

-223A

Sorry, yeah, didn’t get ‘round answering this ask in time.

The smell is now gone, right?

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Oh yeah, my English professor used your writing as a prime example for the concept of “unreliable narrator”, along with a few works from other authors (not listing them here because it would be considered as spoilers).

Do you think, what I’m thinking, @artofdeductionbysholmes ?

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Oh sorry for the misunderstanding doc. I meant your blog gave me hope in The Worst Timeline. Have a good evening.

Ah, then you’re definitely not mutuals with the Puppy Timeline anon.

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You and Sherlock are DEFINITELY variants, my good doctor. I came from the original timeline. It’s less heartbreaking than yours.

I admit, our ���timeline” is not for the weak. We don’t offer puppies, flowers and pies.

Well. Sometimes, there may be a pie present here and there, but it’s not a common theme.

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I don’t care what anyone says about you doc! You ain’t no liar! I know you tell the truth because it’s funnier!

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Hi there Sherlock, what was the decomposition experiment for? The one got thrown away by John.

Wrong blog, mate. You should’ve addressed it to: @artofdeductionbysholmes

Cheers

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Sherlock would soon be signing his texts as “SW-H”🤭

@artofdeductionbysholmes disagrees because that wouldn’t be in alphabetical order, which doesn’t make any sense considering he’s always going against any rule.

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I thought I lived in the worst timeline. Then I came across your blog, doc. I hope we are all in the Sacred Timeline, and none of us are some doomed variants.

Forgive me if my blog is dragging you deeper into it.

But hey, if we’re all doomed variants, at least we’ve got some sarcasm, tea, and mild internet fame to keep us company.

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Hiya... where does Sherlock store his explosive chemicals? Asking for my boss because he wants to blow him up for a friend with scientific interests! I'm stuck in the web

Not where we live. ‘Cause if @artofdeductionbysholmes did, he would be in serious trouble.

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Wasn’t obvious to me, the person who had to clean and sanitise before making dinner.

A question from my friend: what’s the one mystery you can’t solve?

Forget Moriarty. Forget Magnussen. The real mystery is why people remain obsessed with a fictional goose attack.

SH

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Yes.

Like the geese all over again man, we know John tells the truth. Just fix up the kitchen I’m sure your hobo system could tell you where to find a decently cheap renovator.

John, please tell them that I didn't burn down the kitchen.

SH

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#IBelieveWatson

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This is new. Where did the ‘H’ go?

I do love you, you know.

And you know how I feel, even if I'm terrible at saying it.

S

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What can I say? I’m a honest soul.

Like the geese all over again man, we know John tells the truth. Just fix up the kitchen I’m sure your hobo system could tell you where to find a decently cheap renovator.

John, please tell them that I didn't burn down the kitchen.

SH

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Oh, that’s what it was?

A question from my friend: what’s the one mystery you can’t solve?

Forget Moriarty. Forget Magnussen. The real mystery is why people remain obsessed with a fictional goose attack.

SH

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So, does this mean I have your blessing?

Mr Holmes, have you ever felt disappointed in Dr Watson over the years of your acquaintance with him?

Dr. Watson, @johnhwatsonblog , is, by design and disposition, loyal to a fault, emotionally impulsive, and allergic to subtlety.

That said, he is also principled, grounded, and often the only person capable of anchoring my brother to reality.

So, while I may have raised an eyebrow, perhaps even both, on occasion, true disappointment? No. That would require unrealistic expectations, and I make it a policy never to indulge in those.

MH