johnnq

[johnnq]

what’s up fuckers, i kinda abandoned this account again like two years ago after having abandoned it the first time for around two years before that

not really into kpop anymore (listen to some music but don’t really dabble in idols lives or what they’re currently up to outside of when albums and stuff come out) but i hope everyone is doing wonderfully!!!

2019-now has felt like a fucking fever dream but we move

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how's met gala johnny treating you? 😘❤️

when i saw the photos of the outfit i think i genuinely had to contain a little scream of excitement, oh my god. it just makes me so proud of him to see him at such a big event with people who we consider mainstream and conventionally famous - it proves that kpop and people like johnny are slowly but surely being recognised for the impact they have 🥺 seeing him meet so many people and have so much fun was one of the proudest moments i’ve had since i got into nct 💕

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making out with johnny

hey anon! even though it’s been months since you sent this in, you can read your request here :) enjoy <3

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sweet like honey

a/n: this is for anon who requested a drabble about making out with johnny. the build up is kind of long, but the playfulness of the situation is what makes it so good 😌

you and your boyfriend johnny both lay on the couch in your apartment - you’re on top of him, laying on your stomach, resting your head on his chest as he half pays attention to whatever tv show he put on in the background. his hands wander every now and then to gently rub your back with his left hand.

no words are exchanged between you for a while as you both just enjoy each other’s company, content.

it’s time like these that your mediocre job with an even more mediocre pay-check and shitty coworkers, really pays off. it means the difference between a decent-sized apartment and the man you love, and god knows what as the alternative.

somewhere in between johnny getting up to grab you a blanket and him coming back, you fall asleep. when you wake back up, you’re in your bed, with johnny silently scrolling through instagram next to you.

you watch him for a few seconds, and wipe away the collection of drool from your chin, and try (but fail) to get yourself sat up.

“w-what.. happened?” you slur, still half asleep.

"i went to get you a blanket because you felt cold to me, and by the time i got back you were drooling all over yourself and snoring" he chuckles.

“gross!” you squeal out.

"actually, it was cute as hell. you were in such a deep sleep that i carried you to bed AND tucked you in. look!”

johnny turns his phone towards you, and on his screen is a photo of you tucked in your bed like a caterpillar. you’re immediately mortified and quickly attempt to swipe his phone from him to delete it, but johnny pulls it out of your way before you get to.

“hey!” you shout, almost jumping completely jumping out of your position to grab the phone off of him again.

“ah ah ah, no grabbing!” he says, finding the whole thing hilarious.

“then delete it!”

you’re only half joking. your reaction is mostly driven by being momentarily mortified by how disheveled you look in the picture, but you also like to be playful with johnny - you’re just that type of couple.

after no success, you’re now basically straddling him as he struggles to keep the phone out of your reach. a few seconds pass where you’re both fully trained on stopping the other from succeeding, and somehow along the way your faces end up inches apart.

there’s a distinct pause in the struggle, and johnny lets the phone go. it falls onto the floor with a slight thud, but neither of you really care.

you’re the first to break the stare, and lean in to kiss him. before you know it, you’re adjusting yourself to be more comfortable on top of him, and he’s moving his hand to cup your cheek, wrapping his free arm around your waist as if to keep you close to him.

this is the first time that you’ve been alone together like this in weeks; between work and social commitments, you’ve both had almost zero time to exist as a couple.

there’s a desperation in the way that he kisses you. he can barely give himself enough time to breathe before he’s leaning back in, and his grip on your waist is noticeably more insistent the longer it goes on for.

he doesn’t often slip tongue in, but on this occasion he can’t help himself. you’re both fixated on each other’s movements, his hands moving lower and lower as time goes on.

you can feel him getting hard from under you, so you adjust yourself again as an excuse to create some friction against his jeans.

“fuck.” he hisses.

you keep moving, albeit subtlety, and by the muffled groans and winces from johnny you can tell that you’re getting him worked up.

you’d be lying if you said that you weren’t turned on by it. anyone would be.

“god, keep doing that.” he groans out.

“hmmm, maybe i will, maybe i won’t...” you tease, giggling as he begins to kiss your neck, leaving faint hickies as he does.

you oblige, picking up the pace a bit as he can barely keep himself together.

you stop abruptly, and johnny looks at you with a pout.

“heyyyy, why’d you stop?” he whines.

you pause for a moment, and give him a quick peck before standing yourself up.

“well mr suh, unfortunately the world doesn’t just stop because we’re horny. i have work, and so do you. it’s also 1am and i need a shower.”

you begin walking to the door of your en suite bathroom, and grab a towel from the pile of them folded on a chair in the corner of the room.

“get your ass home from work at a decent hour tomorrow and i promise i won’t give you blue balls again.”

johnny whines in protest but can’t do much.

“you better not. that shit hurts.”

you don’t reply, but you’re laughing on the inside.

“a promise is a promise.”

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[johnnq]

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

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hi hello tumblr, i would like to announce that i write for literally any kpop group as long as they’re semi well known - i’ve got loads of asks atm and that’s amazing but i’m eager to get more!! so send me an ask if there’s literally any idea in your head that could be turnt into a drabble, self contained fic or blurb <3 (it should also be implied, but if you’re sending reqs and they’re nsfw aka sexual, i will delete them if they involve members of groups that are minors, sexualising minors is gross and wrong and illegal; get help)

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hearing johnny say good girl is all i needed, i can now die /j

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au + trope + prompt game

here’s a fun drabble game since i was on the hunt for one and decided i should just make my own instead.

 send in a character, an au, a trope, and a prompt, and i’ll write a little drabble based on it!!

au:

roommates!au

hogwarts!au

spy!au

mafia!au

ceo!au

coffee shop!au

bookstore!au

college!au

camp!au

high school!au

travel!au

babysitter!au

soulmates!au

parent!au

sports!au (name the sport)

supernatural!au (specify)

band!au

celebrity!au

trope:

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

meet cute

meet messy

unrequited love

fake dating

childhood friends

exes

strangers to lovers

prompt:

“are you sure this is legal?”

“fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. fuck.”

“i don’t even think i want to know.”

“you said so, didn’t you?”

“you have the emotional capacity of a brick.”

“what is that?”

“you had no idea, did you?”

“wait, wait. say that again. please.”

“why are you awake so late?”

“you know i’ll do anything for you.”

“i know that it’s the thought that counts but this doesn’t even look like you thought about it.”

“is that the best you can do?”

“it’s been so long since we did this.”

“okay, maybe i’m crazy but did i just hear you say that out loud?”

“i’m rambling again, aren’t i?”

“my hands are really dry. sorry about that.”

“hold your fire!”

“this can’t be real. i feel like i’m having a fever dream.”

“suck on that.”

“it’s just so hard not to fall in love with you.”

“for the last time, please stop trying to airdrop me.”

“did you hack into my hotspot?”

“you know that your book is upside-down, right?”

“alexa, play wonderwall.”

“i know this looks bad, but i swear, it’s not.”

“sometimes, i sit in bed and wonder what would happen if things were different.”

“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.”

“do you ever feel like you’re far away no matter where you are?”

“hold on.”

“need any help with that?”

“you never saw me.”

“shut up for a second, will you?”

“now what?”

“i don’t even know why we’re doing this.”

“don’t tell me you spent actual money on that.”

“i let you mooch off of my netflix and this is how you repay me?”

“don’t you want to know how i feel?”

“i think i would rather eat expired spam.”

“you confuse me.”

“if you’re happy, then so am i.”

[johnnq]

dom nsfw/smut starters.

get on your knees. now.

i thought i told you to shut up.

don’t make me slap that pretty little mouth.

you sure you can fit all of me? it might hurt.

tell me what you want.

you’re not in charge here, i am. 

you’ll get my cock when you earn it. 

i can’t wait to bruise up this body.

every hole is mine, you hear me? 

get those panties down and bend over. 

the next time you sass off to me i’ll take you over my knee.

tell me again who’s cunt this is. 

look at me, i wanna see that pretty face. 

spread those legs, now.

you do as you’re told, understand?

clean yourself up before i’m ready for you again. 

that’s a good pet, keep going, just like that. 

open wider- wider, i said. 

spread those cheeks apart for me. 

don’t be scared, it’ll feel good, i promise.

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au + trope + prompt game

here’s a fun drabble game since i was on the hunt for one and decided i should just make my own instead.

 send in a character, an au, a trope, and a prompt, and i’ll write a little drabble based on it!!

au:

roommates!au

hogwarts!au

spy!au

mafia!au

ceo!au

coffee shop!au

bookstore!au

college!au

camp!au

high school!au

travel!au

babysitter!au

soulmates!au

parent!au

sports!au (name the sport)

supernatural!au (specify)

band!au

celebrity!au

trope:

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

meet cute

meet messy

unrequited love

fake dating

childhood friends

exes

strangers to lovers

prompt:

“are you sure this is legal?”

“fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. fuck.”

“i don’t even think i want to know.”

“you said so, didn’t you?”

“you have the emotional capacity of a brick.”

“what is that?”

“you had no idea, did you?”

“wait, wait. say that again. please.”

“why are you awake so late?”

“you know i’ll do anything for you.”

“i know that it’s the thought that counts but this doesn’t even look like you thought about it.”

“is that the best you can do?”

“it’s been so long since we did this.”

“okay, maybe i’m crazy but did i just hear you say that out loud?”

“i’m rambling again, aren’t i?”

“my hands are really dry. sorry about that.”

“hold your fire!”

“this can’t be real. i feel like i’m having a fever dream.”

“suck on that.”

“it’s just so hard not to fall in love with you.”

“for the last time, please stop trying to airdrop me.”

“did you hack into my hotspot?”

“you know that your book is upside-down, right?”

“alexa, play wonderwall.”

“i know this looks bad, but i swear, it’s not.”

“sometimes, i sit in bed and wonder what would happen if things were different.”

“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.”

“do you ever feel like you’re far away no matter where you are?”

“hold on.”

“need any help with that?”

“you never saw me.”

“shut up for a second, will you?”

“now what?”

“i don’t even know why we’re doing this.”

“don’t tell me you spent actual money on that.”

“i let you mooch off of my netflix and this is how you repay me?”

“don’t you want to know how i feel?”

“i think i would rather eat expired spam.”

“you confuse me.”

“if you’re happy, then so am i.”

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I stumbled upon a website that allows you to blend any colors evenly no matter how opposite on the spectrum they are.

sharing the knowledge

very helpful art resource

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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thank you to everyone so far for the reqs!! i have a few deadlines for university work so that takes priority but i’ll be working on all of them over the next week or so :D

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hey guys, so i’m aware that most of my followers are now either inactive or not interested in my writing anymore, but if anyone wanted to send me some reqs for little drabbles or something i’d love to bring some of them to life :)

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Do you have some sarcastic dailogue prompts? Btw i love your blog.

Thank you so much! Sarcasm is so much about how things are being sad, so it's harder in writing without context, but I hope I still managed to give you some good sarcastic dialogue prompts (and even used some old ones, that you might recognize):

Sarcastic Dialogue Prompts

"Oh, are you scared?" "Only for you, my love."

"Are you being sarcastic right now?" "Me? Never."

"Well, that went great."

"Yay, I can't wait."

"Nothing I would rather do."

"I think I could fall in love with you." "Don't."

“You can’t know that!” “Well, let’s just say we all assumed.”

“I mean, what did you expect?” “Nothing. And I was still disappointed.”

“You’re supposed to be dead!” “Yeah, sorry about that.”

"It would make me very happy."

"What were you thinking?" "Nothing, obviously."

"Don't get your hopes up." "With you? Never."

"I'm doing great, thanks for asking."

“Oh, I’m stupid!” “No argument from me there.”

"You really are just bad ideas, wrapped inside a pretty body."

"Well, well, well. If that isn't my favourite person in the world."

“That doesn’t make a lot of sense.” “With you, nothing ever does.”

"You're a mess." "Thank you for the lovely compliment."

"What is wrong with you?!" "Oh, where do I start?"

“I came back for you, even though you told me to go. Does this not make me a good person?” “No, it makes you a bad listener.”

Hope you like them!

- Jana