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jokerfic · 5 months
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Sorry, what did you just say? I was too distracted by the blood & grief on your gorgeous face.
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jokerfic · 5 months
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free my man he only did some of that
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Scary Movie (2000) dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans
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i tried to be mad and this happened
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jokerfic · 5 months
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dude your femme just fucking bit me
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jokerfic · 5 months
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Oh I see my notifications are going crazy for you tonight, glad to see you back, how are you doing?
oops RIP to everyone who has notifications turned on for me 🙃 it will likely get worse 😔
I'm doing wellllll, I mean, I want to run away from all civilization and become a Bigfoot, but that's par for the course this time of year. got my family Thanksgiving gathering tomorrow (we rarely do Thanksgiving on the actual day we just see when everyone can make it and do it then) SO tonight I will be spending several hours cooking. making potato salad, deviling some eggs, and making a chocolate eclair cake. and also 2 batches of cookies I think. maybe chocolate chip and snickerdoodle. and MAYBE brewing some sweet tea. so things are obviously hopping this weekend, which means of COURSE I'm mentally a thousand miles away in Gotham, lol.
I hope you're doing well!
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jokerfic · 5 months
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I was just thinking about you and decided to re-read pastimes last night and you’re posting again!!
well I guess we know who summoned me 😲
haha, it's the holidays so I'm a.) wanting to write (due to working too much bc Christmas is my busy season) and b.) unable to write (due to the aforementioned work and also family gatherings and such)(some say I'm at work right this moment). you truly don't know what you got (ample free time in which to write) till it's gone 😔
anyway I'm coping via posting through it. my drafts folder is a wreck so this is my effort to tidy it some
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jokerfic · 5 months
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i am crawling hands raw and knees bloody towards a terrible idea and every body is trying to stop me. and when i get there i am going to do it. that is my promise
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jokerfic · 5 months
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[about to touch an electric wire fence] wait i'm scared. will you hold my hand? 🥺
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jokerfic · 5 months
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Nice hands bro can you hold both my wrists with just one?
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jokerfic · 5 months
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death will not do us part you stupid cunt
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jokerfic · 5 months
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big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
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jokerfic · 5 months
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Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?
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jokerfic · 5 months
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It’s absolutely crazy how many times I have re-read Pastimes. I’ve tried reading other works that are similar, but they just don’t do it like you do!
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yay <3
tis the season, after all! don't ask me to elaborate but pastimes is a Christmas movie
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jokerfic · 5 months
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and the thing about feeling like you have nothing to live for is that in time, with someone putting that much corrupting pressure on you (especially someone like the Joker, whose intense and charismatic focus has got to be difficult to resist even for someone who isn't completely checked-out), it just gets easier and easier to stop fighting back. giving in feels a lot like finally getting to rest. the only reason Alice is fighting to begin with is that she hates to lose.
"all your fics feature corruption kink" ok TRUE but you know which one it's going to be really front and center in. the Alice fic. she is so tightly-wound and contained (petrified that if she relaxes her self-control for even a second, she'll fall to pieces) and the Joker finds himself increasingly consumed by the urge to just... pull her apart.
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