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this is specifically after that poe quest

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The birthday boy

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Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

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breaking my laptop screen in a fit of rage when they’re mean to Ringo in the beatles cartoon

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tiddles the church cat

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sure let’s ask the girl with the weird dreams and the big heart

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Roberto Bolaño

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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

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Every woman you know is like my hair is fried, I hate my job, and I wish I could’ve saved my grandmother

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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pull your boxers down we need to talk.

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy