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Hopefully I can finish this tomorrow! (Trust the process hehe) also thank you so much for liking this, I loooove reading your tags ❤️‍🔥

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New rule, no dumb questions

Based on a text post by @/fragcc

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nobody talks about this so I'm just gonna say

I FUCKING LOVE GROCERY STORES

THERE ARE SO MANY PRODUCTS THEY'RE ALL SO COLORFUL

I GET TO IMAGINE EATING SO MANY THINGS IT'S A SENSORY WONDERLAND

AND THE CEREAL ISLE?????!?

SO MANY BOXES OF CURATED EXPERIENCES

THE DONUT DISPLAY????!?!?

I'M NOT GONNA BUY A DONUT BUT IT'S FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE

THIS IS A GROCERY STORE FAN PAGE

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Jonathan Kent headcanons✨

to be fair some of these are for all kryptonians but i wanted to talk about him exclusively because i love him

He has a lot of behaviours/habits that do look weird, which is strange on itself because he’s been raised as a human and his dad was raised as a human, it just seems to come naturally.

Despite not acting completely human, he can read social cues and facial expressions really well even without his super senses.

The glasses: why are they a good disguise? My personal opinion is that kryptonian eyes look completely alien and unique. Not only do they have a colour that’s too intense to be real, their pupils are not black- they’re a lighter tone than their irises. So like, the glasses drive attention away and probably have some sort of film that helps conceal them.

He can’t tan much. As a kid he was pale as a ghost but as he grew up he could get a bit more melanin, tho never too much. Which is funny bc I think Clark does have a good tan.

Something about how kryptonians look makes you feel unsettled after you look at them long enough, and if you stare for quite a bit you’ll inevitably think of the uncanny valley effect. They look human enough to be very convincing, but they’re too perfect and flawless.

Jon’s half ‘n half but he still looks more kryptonian than human, he’s a mini Clark after all.

If you asked me to design him all grown up I would actually make him shorter- mostly bc I think it’d be hilarious for ppl to underestimate him. Imagine how many idiots would overlook this pretty boy only to be hit in the face with the fact he’s kryptonian. Lots of wasted comedy right there.

He has no fashion sense. I’m sorry but it’s true and you know it.

His childhood hero crush was definitely Nightwing.

Growing up is realising his (Nightwing’s) little brother’s much cuter.

He’s indeed a ray of sunshine, but he’s also a sarcastic and problematic little shit as product of hanging around the Wayne kids far too much.

I’ve probably mentioned this in one of my previous posts but he has a room of his own in Wayne manor ever since he started being bffs with Damian. he prefers to sleep with Damian now but it’s still there.

He’s probably the only person brave enough to call Bruce uncle when he was a kid.

He’s diagnosed with ADHD but it’s actually just his half alien brain working differently/faster than a human’s, which makes it harder to focus since humans do things too slow in comparison.

Once he decides he’s your friend you’re never getting rid of him.

the age up never happened it’s true i’m actually DC

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Mr @spacekicker knows how to pull my heartstrings. DAMIAN IS JON'S HERO. Close the internet, we've a winner

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🌈☁️✨

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in a jjk mood this fine day 🍙

ID under cut

First Image:

Megumi, behind a background of the pan flag: [Guys, I’m pansexual.]

Yuji and Nobara look at him while standing next to each other, silent.

Nobara: [it has nothing to do with pans, idiot]

Yuji: [HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK!?]

Second Image:

A group chat titled [GOJO ANTIS] whose picture is Gojo’s face with a red X over it.

Nobara: [any of you guys want to come shopping with us?]

Inumaki: [(fish emoji)]

Nobara: [???]

Yuji: [wut does that mean]

Megumi: [it means yes]

Nobara: [WHY DOES HE USE EMOJIS? HE ISN’T SPEAKING ALOUD???]

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jon kent nature youtuber where he posts artful homemade nature documentaries with full narration about like 'the lady bug´s quest for food' and then on the flipside there's also 30 second shaky cam videos of him trying to talk to a bison about dating and getting attacked.

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Jon: Dad?

Billy: Clark?

Clark: Yeah?

Jon: Could Billy and I walk to Damian's house?

Clark: Sure, but Gotham's a rough city. So you remember, if anyone offers you drugs, you say?

Billy: "I am down, how much for crack?"

Clark: No, no, you are not down.

Billy: "I am not down for any of your crack."

Clark: If a stranger asks you to get into their van, you say...

Jon: "On my way!"

Clark: Nope, not right. Stranger danger.

Jon: Yeah, that's what I meant.

Clark: What if a stranger pulls up to you with their car and they're like, "Hey, I can't find my dog. Can you get in and help me search for my dog?"

Billy: This one's easy! You help them find that fucking dog.

Clark: Nope.

Billy: Right, right, right. Fuck that dog.

Clark: What if someone offers you candy?

Jon: I'd take my shirt off for a Snickers.

Clark: Okay I'm thinking maybe I should just drive you.

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if you don't believe that the child of Lois Lane is a little bit salt & vinegar you are mistaken <3 ID in alt text

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Dearer than I?

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Awkward flying past your sibling at 7 o'clock

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I AM SCREAMING. GOODBYE.

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Feliz día de la piedra 1-4