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Martha Nielsen is literally everything oh my god. She’s the dead girl that haunts the narrative she’s the living girl that haunts the narrative she’s a mythical figure and a mortal strung along through a legend she’s the spider she’s the fly she’s the killer she’s the victim and most importantly she’s a theater kid

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ROUND 1: WHORE DIVISION

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ROUND 1: WHORE DIVISION

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ROUND 1: MALEWIFE DIVISION

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💥The ULTIMATE Bo-Jantje-Verse Sex Man SHOWDOWN💥

Hello one and all!

This contest is meant to determine the ultimate sex man of the shows 1899 and DARK. Each show will stay seperate at first but eventually meet in the finals.

The polls will last one week each because frankly I do not have the time to update this daily.

Polls of ROUND 1 will start tomorrow at 12:00 GMT. Following polls will each start one day later also at 12:00 GMT

~~DIVISIONS~~

A sex man is multifacetted and there are many types of sex men. To ensure equal ground (don't look at the bottom left) I have divided this contest into six divisions:

The MEOW MEOW Division Who is the wettest man? Who has the most pathetic little whimper?

The BABYGIRL Division Who is the prettiest princess of them all? Bonus points if you can carry him in your purse.

The FUCK THAT OLD MAN Division Self explanatory.

The MALEWIFE Division Who is the most devoted to their partner? Who would look the best in nothing but an apron? The WHORE Division Also self explanatory The JUST SOME GUY Division Who will be a tower of strength and harmony in trying times? Who can make vanilla taste exciting?

~~ROUND 1~~

>>1899 MEOW MEOW Krester VS Daniel Ramrio VS Sebastian

BABYGIRL Olek VS Jérôme Lucien VS Ángel

FUCK THAT OLD MAN Anker VS Henry Franz VS Eyk

>>DARK MALEWIFE Aleksander VS Michael Noah VS Magnus

WHORE Jonas VS Ulrich Egon VS Tronte

JUST SOME GUY Peter VS Bartosz Helge VS Tannhaus

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ROUND 1: JUST SOME GUY DIVISION

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ROUND 1: MALEWIFE DIVISION

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JONAS KAHNWALD & MICHAEL KAHNWALD

DARK (2017-2020) ↳ 2.06 Ein unendlicher Kreis / An Endless Cycle

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haha 🫵 helpless time loop perpetuator everyone point and laugh

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news: this nuclear reactor in france right next to the german border randomly shut down, it was actually supposed to be turned off for good next week anyway, but they're trying to turn it back on today

me, who watched Dark (2017) and also knows what day it is today: ....... cool

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The official poster for Dark’s final season!

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— “Mourning Portrait for Uncle Steve,” Melissa Crowe.

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Baran Bo Odar just shared this picture via his instagram account.

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Jonas is a sweet roll and I'm here to praise him.