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I was going for the mad scientist look

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Can’t get them out my head,

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new shoes

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Scarecrow definitely baby talks to his crows. He loves arguing with them and chatting about his work and experiments, even reciting poetry and songs to them. One time, Edward caught him saying “Who’s a cute lil’ baby crow? You are! Yes you are!” in a babyish tone and he immediately whipped out his phone and recorded the whole thing.

He uses it as blackmail anytime he wants Crane to do something for him.

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no way

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Crane as a Father

You’re gonna look at me weird when I say this, but I think Jonathan would be a good parent. But like, in the sense that he’d be VERY accepting of his child. Okay, not so weird now huh?

He’d raise his kid in such a way that he’d love them no matter what they identify as, gay or trans? Loved. Poly or Ace? Loved. And that goes to mental illnesses too! Autistic or Depressed? Loved.

He’d respect their pronouns, let them dress however they want, let them explore any and all hobbies with genuine interest and care.

He’d raise them to know that he’ll love them no matter what, and not only that but he’ll instill good values in them. Like, caring about others, no matter their skin color or race. And never judging someone based on their sexuality.

I don’t think he’d be super religious, but he’d take lessons from the bible even so. Mostly stuff like “do onto others” and “respect your elders”

Maybe he’d be strict or somewhat controlling (especially when they’re young), because that’s in his nature but even so he’d try damn hard to break his own mold and be a better father for his child than his own Great Grandmother was.

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happy gay month cause I know you gay n stuff

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I'M NOT DEAD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT AUTOPSY SCAR JASON IS A THING AND THOUGHT WHAT IF IT MIMICKED THE BAT SIGNAL

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Things That Make Jonathan Crane Smile [Volume #1]

Little kids being terrified of his costume

Joker tripping on some stairs

One of his crows bringing him a sparkly present

Being called “professor” or “doctor”

Injecting innocent civilians with his toxin

Watching classic horror movies

Picking pumpkins

Stuffing said pumpkins with toxin

A warm cup of coffee

The taste of good scotch on his lips

Harley’s homemade peach pie

Guitar practice with Waylon

Finding a new book for his ever growing collection

Visiting the library

Impersonating a scare-actor at a Haunted House

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them but bunnies

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He's about to get his ass beat by Batman...

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What your favorite version of Scarecrow says about you

[Inspired by this post made by @two-face-has-two-faces]

Arkham Asylum Scarecrow: You like your boys lanky and manipulative with suave voices. You may also have a thing for DIno Andrade. (who could blame you? he’s awesome)

Arkham Knight Scarecrow: You’re dark and sinister, you may have a broken leg and a bruised ego, but dammit everyone is going to fear you.

Salecrow: You’re goth and you love nursery rhymes.

Year One Scarecrow: You have repressed your childhood trauma and tried to forget about the past by reinventing yourself. You’re emo now.

Lego Scarecrow: You like the cuter more innocent things in life.

BTAS Scarecrow: You like your muppets scary, but with a hint of dorkiness.

TNBA Scarecrow: You have a thing for preachers and the grim reaper.

Alex Ross Scarecrow: You like ReAnimator and Gomez Addams

New52 Scarecrow: You like the edgier things in life, and you love excess blood and gore. The scarier the merrier.

Rebirth Scarecrow: You are loved by everyone, nobody has a bad word to say about you. Everyone trusts you and adores your character.

Bronze Age Scarecrow: You like books, so much so that you spend all your paychecks on literature. Also, you were teased for your looks but it’s okay because you have books. All the books.

Yellow Lantern Scarecrow: You’re the scene kid, and you can’t focus without your fidget toys. Might be slightly autistic.

The Scarebeast: You’re a furry. And probably gay.

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Being yourself: a beginners guide Pt.2

Jason is having a rough week and gets some tough love.

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“You’ve been in a shit mood all week Hood. What’s got your back up now?”

Jason growls, taking a drag of his cigarette in lieu of answering.

“That bad huh,” she comments, looking out at the street instead of at him. “This has something to do with that chat you had with the crew last week doesn’t it? About Elijah’s boy?” 

“Shut it Marcie,” he spits at her, the metal rail of the fire escape creaking under his grip.

“Oh honey,” the woman sighs, looking at him far too softly. He’s a damn crime boss, he shouldn’t be getting looked at like a wet kitten. He itches to hit her, but he’d lose a good chunk of his people if he did. She manages the schedules and payroll, cooking the books to send extra payments to anyone who happens to be struggling. He caught her the first time she did it and decided not to stop her, only making it clear that he was aware. He doesn’t give a shit if some of his drug money ends up in the pockets of parents needing bills paid or too-young kids needing food. It’s a good use for it. He still wants to hit her.

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Read it here!

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Been listening to undressed by sombr and-

Time travel, accidental fix-it, one sided unrequited jayroy in the sense that both are deeply in love with each other but that Roy isn't Jason's Roy, and he can't bring himself to actually pursue him but he also can't let go, so he just keeps showing up and helping him where he can.

Roy confused as fuck as to why this random crime lord keeps showing up but also kinda looking forward to the next time it's going to happen. A Roy that still goes through the stuff he went through in canon but now there's someone watching his back and understands, someone that'll be there to catch him when he falls.

A Jason so filled with guilt, because he changed the timeline!! He erased the future he lived in, all to see that kid survive without having to go through the horrors of dying, but that can't help but regret and mourn for the future that kid had, and yet he can't get over the thought that he had to kill his husband and daughter, that he had to kill his siblings and father and grandfather, that all of the once familiar faces now have no recognition in their eyes when looking at him.

And despite all the guilt, despite being content to just watch from afar, he and Roy still end up together, right by each other's side, because in the end that's where they both are meant to be.

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Wayne family party, Roy is there, Jason is back, they havent talked yet and Roy doesnt recognise Jason at all.

BUT he does have a few 'friends' that are eyeing too much the guy that looks like Bruce Wayne and the guy is staring back at them.

Roy knows how to make small talk, he's a social butterfly and everyone goes to him when they want someone to hook up with. Later on, his friends ask him to talk with the guy to see if he's interested; he goes, but the guy is eyeing him with so much HUNGER that he feels kinda shy. They talk cuz that doesnt make Roy uncouraged, "Jay" doesnt let him get in the topic of hooking up with his friends like he's avoiding the plague. He's just trying to keep Roy talking with him.

Yada yada, they sleep together and Roy finds out that the scrawny little kid he saw years ago is actually the guy that is build like a tank and seems like he could take 5 Gorillas ALONE on a fight 🐰

Dude, I LOVE this so much for them you don't even KNOW. I don't even know what to add it's so good lmao

I imagined Roy finding out like this:

Roy (sitting with Dick at their weekly lunch hang out): I met this guy at the Wayne party the other night. I ended up going home with him. I guess I'm back in the game.

Dick: Good for you, man. What was his name?

Roy: He said it was Jay. Big bastard, built like a house, you wouldn't have missed him.

Dick: *horrified screaming*

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Riddler can’t lie, it’s a compulsion. But he can find workarounds. I’ve noticed that a lot of people — especially in fanfiction — don’t seem to fully grasp the difference, so here’s my simplified breakdown of this interesting quirk of his.

For example, let’s say Edward throws himself down a flight of stairs while Batman is at the top and someone else is at the bottom.

The person at the bottom of the flight of stairs might ask, “What happened?”

And Edward might reply, “Batman pushed me.”

Now he can say this because in his mind, this isn’t a lie. At some point in time Batman did indeed push him, just not right now.

However he couldn’t say, “Batman just pushed me down the stairs.” Because that would be a lie.

Do you see the difference? This is why he likes riddles, because he can be a vague as possible and as long as he remains vague, he isn’t technically lying.

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None of the rogues dare mess with batburger. Not out of respect or love for it. It is simply because it hurts their ego way too much.

Why is this? Because everyone thinks that they are just mascots.

Scarecrow goes in to rob the place and gets bombarded by teenagers wanting to take a picture with their favorite mascot.

Penguin goes in there guns blazing and threatens customers only to get handed the garbage from the table.

Riddler slips in to only to see someone dressed up as him. They end up fist fighting in the parking lot. Riddler loses